Duct Tape: Universal Problem Solver

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Eric. Oct 14, 2012

Nuclear war?

Duct tape all the nuclear missles to the ground.

Global warming?

Cover the polar icecaps with duct tape so that they can't melt.

Giant meteor hurtling towards the Earth?

Create a huge trampoline out of duct tape to make the meteor bounce away from Earth.

World hunger?

Invent edible duct tape, and eat the duct tape.

Global economic crisis?

Declare duct tape the new global currency.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Oct 14, 2012

Need a better weapon?
Duct tape things to a baseball bat.

Need new underwear?
Fold Duct tape into some.

Prank somebody?
Duct tape their shoes together
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Oct 14, 2012

What if you don't have any duct tape?
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Oct 14, 2012

Shut you up: duck tape your mouth and fingers
sadsam Oct 14, 2012

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."
IG-100 Oct 14, 2012

Just ask mythbusters
Novas Oct 14, 2012

Screen cracks, duct tape it together
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Oct 14, 2012

If ya can't duck it, fuck it.
DC ONE Oct 14, 2012

Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
IG-100 Oct 14, 2012

dc one wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
Some friends told me they made a car
༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ Oct 14, 2012

dc one wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
They made a cannon out of it too
c ⌖😱ᵙǥͨ Oct 14, 2012

༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
dc one wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
They made a cannon out of it too
i liked how they used it to survive stranded on an island.
Ghetto Monstazz Oct 14, 2012

Body hair? Duct tape + let her rip.
IG-100 Oct 14, 2012

Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Body hair? Duct tape + let her rip.

Maybe not this one
Ghetto Monstazz Oct 14, 2012

Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Body hair? Duct tape + let her rip.

Maybe not this one
it is efficient tho.
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Oct 14, 2012

Unemployed? Sell duct tape statues!

Keep seeing your ugly ex everywhere you go? Tape her mouth and nose until she asphyxiates!
IG-100 Oct 14, 2012

☣ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ☣₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ wrote:
What if you don't have any duct tape?

I had a science assignment, he had to use tape and Newspaper to make a small hut, apparently we had unlimited newspapers, but only 2 ft of tape (not even duct tape)
d4v10 Oct 14, 2012

sadsam wrote:
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DC ONE Oct 14, 2012

༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
dc one wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
They made a cannon out of it too
I saw that one. Mythbusters is one of my favourite shows in the uk but my misses hates it
IG-100 Oct 14, 2012

dc one wrote:
༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
dc one wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Just ask mythbusters

👍👍 I saw them make a boat out of it
They made a cannon out of it too
I saw that one. Mythbusters is one of my favourite shows in the uk but my misses hates it
Oh, so when you gonna dump her, 😉
Dunlap2041 Oct 14, 2012

Paying for all that duct tape?
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Oct 14, 2012

Fossil fuel crisis

Melted duct tape acts as gasoline for cars.
Ghetto Monstazz Oct 15, 2012

ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Keep seeing your ugly ex everywhere you go? Tape her mouth and nose until she asphyxiates!

Fucked up.
Kronik killer Oct 15, 2012

ThatTallKid_ wrote:
Screen cracks, duct tape it together

The top of my iPod is covered in duct tape
IG-100 Oct 15, 2012

Ultimate death trap?
Wrap someone's hairy legs in duct tape, then throw them on a big pile of legos, play dodgeball with Nokias, get into a bar fight with Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee,
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Oct 15, 2012

Mosquito problem? Curtain of duct tape mosquito netting
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Oct 15, 2012

No toilets on the building site? Duct tape butt-plug ... 😏
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Oct 15, 2012

💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:
Shut you up: duck tape your mouth and fingers

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
★SHOTTΛ★ Oct 15, 2012

To prevent Rape and for a clean shave:
Duct tape: mouth , pussy and asshole when leavin ur house 😝😝.
xsaber Oct 15, 2012

🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:
Shut you up: duck tape your mouth and fingers

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Lmfao😂😂😂