🎊Captain Jack Sparrow, Write-in for President 🎊

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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Oct 12, 2012

1) he is excellent at saying whatever the people in the room want to hear

2) He dosent even need a TelePrompTer to remember his lines

3) he will utilize every resource available to achieve his ultimate goal

4) He'll do the same job for payment in rum and after 4 years, he'll just be needing a ship

5) he always looks out for #1 and if your on his side, you'll reap reward as well

6) Blaming other people for a mess he made is one of his natural talents

7) he can play any roll at the drop of a hat

8) his health plan: if you don't get in his way, your good

9) he's willing to sacrifice a few for the good of himself

10) trickery and deceit are qualifications he listed as "Pros"
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Oct 12, 2012

What say you?
jake rock Oct 12, 2012

I say vote Elisabeth Swan as Captain!
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Oct 12, 2012

Does not care what happens to others as long as his goal is reached.
ColonelCoburn Oct 12, 2012

jake rock wrote:
I say vote Elisabeth Swan as Captain!

Yup definetly.
jake rock Oct 12, 2012

And whenever he is perceived as selfless by others it is a scheme in it of itself to accomplish some other form of selfishness.
jake rock Oct 12, 2012

YOU wrote:
And whenever he is perceived as selfless by others it is a scheme in it of itself to accomplish some other form of selfishness.

Including, but not limited to, making a public selfless decision to gain trust for some other preconceived selfish decision so as to gain confidence by others in his selfless, selfish decision.
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Oct 12, 2012

I would vote for him... If I was old enough...
Zerø Oct 12, 2012

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
What say you?

Aye!!!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Oct 12, 2012

All ye who look and not comment, I curse you to 3 years in Davey Jones Locker!!
Ojibwe Oct 12, 2012

Sorry to say it but I don't think a gay presidential candidate is electable yet.
IG-100 Oct 13, 2012

Im voting for Patrick Star, he will take our problems and push them somewhere else
ىん ن ق ه ท Oct 13, 2012

Who would win in a fist fight: Grand Moff Tarkin or Admiral Ackbar?
ChubsTheWalrus Oct 13, 2012

Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Im voting for Patrick Star, he will take our problems and push them somewhere else

Yeah, I wonder how he would leave his rock for the white house though.
IG-100 Oct 13, 2012

ChubsTheWalrus wrote:
Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Im voting for Patrick Star, he will take our problems and push them somewhere else

Yeah, I wonder how he would leave his rock for the white house though.
The White Rock