Sabasaul, I'm calling YOU out!!
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Sabasaul wrote:
You want OSU GUY to take multiple pics of his assets whilst moist and hand them over to you? 😳27. I would suggest protrcting yout assets by taking pictures from multiple angles (for identification purposes) and putting them somewhere safe for use at a later date. I would be happy to hold onto those pics for you. Please remember to make sure there is nothing covering it/them in anyway that might conceal any of the natural beauty. Sometimes moistening a little enhances the quality for picture taking purposes.
I know what I'm talking about. I used to work in the insurance industry. Trust me 😜 -
32. Thirty minutes, twice a day, still work out to the VHS "Richard Simmons Jazzercise". That am. Can make you feel the burn.
Probably in more ways than one. -
🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Turn abouts fair play I guess.Sabasaul wrote:
You want OSU GUY to take multiple pics of his assets whilst moist and hand them over to you? 😳27. I would suggest protrcting yout assets by taking pictures from multiple angles (for identification purposes) and putting them somewhere safe for use at a later date. I would be happy to hold onto those pics for you. Please remember to make sure there is nothing covering it/them in anyway that might conceal any of the natural beauty. Sometimes moistening a little enhances the quality for picture taking purposes.
I know what I'm talking about. I used to work in the insurance industry. Trust me 😜 -
33. Why did you change names?
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Sabasaul wrote:
Lol🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Turn abouts fair play I guess.Sabasaul wrote:
You want OSU GUY to take multiple pics of his assets whilst moist and hand them over to you? 😳27. I would suggest protrcting yout assets by taking pictures from multiple angles (for identification purposes) and putting them somewhere safe for use at a later date. I would be happy to hold onto those pics for you. Please remember to make sure there is nothing covering it/them in anyway that might conceal any of the natural beauty. Sometimes moistening a little enhances the quality for picture taking purposes.
I know what I'm talking about. I used to work in the insurance industry. Trust me 😜 -
Do you enjoy submerging yourself in mozzarella sauce???
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69. What does your name mean?
173. And why did you attack me? I'm in your Mob.
Thanks
Oxoxoxo Veo -
Share a drink with or dump a drink on:
JO?
Viper?
Everyone Else?
Das?
Nick?
Missy Jane?
Shaggly razors?
Me?7⃣1⃣🍺🚌
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33. Sabasaul - L. Ron: I was at a point where I really needed a break from the game. Figured a name change would help take a step back for a while. Worked well for about 4 or 5 days. 😜
34. I'm not a big mozzarella fan. It's rather fattening. I have been know to take the occasional roll in a giant vat of feta. Especially right before date night. -
69. My name means anything you want it to mean. It's nonsensical gibberish that sounded good when I had to come up with a name.
173. If you think that's attacking you, you're gonna be shocked when I do decide to hit you. -
X. Which of the following would you consider best describes your playing style.
1- good guy
2- bad guy
3- avenger
4- principled warrior
5- turf terrorist
6- other (please describe) -
JO? Drink with
Viper? Drink with
Everyone Else? I'd say pour a drink on but he'd probably construe that as a sexual advance.
Das? DEF drink with
Nick? Drink with (I think viper has already had this pleasure)
Missy Jane? pour a drink on and drink it off her. Was that one of my options?
Shaggly razors? drink with (something tells it might be more than just 1)
Me? I'd have to flip a coin on this one. Guess it depends on who bought the drink to begin with.7⃣1⃣🍺🚌
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aaron1213 wrote:
I may have missed this the first time around. It was late. I don't think it has really had much impact on my life long or short term other than making bathroom breaks a hell of a lot less boring.22.How has turf wars impacted ur everyday and long term life?
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randombloke wrote:
Def #6 - I think I could best be described as general pain in the ass & equal opportunity offender. Don't really care about capo's (although they're nice while you've got em), don't care about HOLDING an area. Don't have any enemies per say that I want smash on site, DAS excluded but that's more out of self preservation. I just like skulking around being a pain in the ass whenever possible. Always looking for something new & interesting to get into.X. Which of the following would you consider best describes your playing style.
1- good guy
2- bad guy
3- avenger
4- principled warrior
5- turf terrorist
6- other (please describe) -
It's Christmas but the guys a
moron. Fire him or keep him? -
Big Jake wrote:
The timming of that really bothered you didn't it? I'm sorry but I still say I did the correct thing. Not only were you under performing but you were costing me money. I couldn't afford for you to make any more mistakes on the jobs. I was going to let you go anyway and you had to be aware of it. At that point, I can't run the risk of a trumped up comp claim or an eleventh hour disability claim. If you had put as much effort into making your cold calls as you did henching up, maybe we wouldnt be in this situation.It's Christmas but the guys a
moron. Fire him or keep him?
Besides, Santa made me do it. -
Rofl. Look a here Scrooge, my kids cried for a week about that. I worked my ass off (sigh) down at that craphole joint you call a dildo factory. I saved you more money than you ever could suck up your nose, though you tried, paying attention to the little quality details just like you showed us. You'd have noticed if you weren't always in your office trying to find a better angle for your self-portrait (coming soon "is this excezma on my thigh"). I guess things really went into the shitter when you expanded the line into buttplugs. I still think that was the wrong direction but after all that time you spent in product development I guess you had no choice.
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I mean hell the only days you ever showed up on the factory floor was for Chocolate Thunder day but we never could get you to focus and answer our questions. I guess you're right anytime was a good time to get fired from there. Tell Bob hello, man that poor sap, his face was so downcast the day he got that promotion to your R&D team, like he was being led away to prison or something.
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Now be honest, do you prefer it in the twat or in the butt?
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★Λddi★ wrote:
Lol, "twat" is ok to say but you substitute ASS with "butt". Interesting.Now be honest, do you prefer it in the twat or in the butt?
Honestly I'm more of a front door man while enjoying a back door view. That being said, I'm not adversed to laying some pipe in the other conduit. -
Sabasaul wrote:
Nice response. I especially enjoyed the line "I just like skulking around being a pain in the ass whenever possible."randombloke wrote:
Def #6 - I think I could best be described as general pain in the ass & equal opportunity offender. Don't really care about capo's (although they're nice while you've got em), don't care about HOLDING an area. Don't have any enemies per say that I want smash on site, DAS excluded but that's more out of self preservation. I just like skulking around being a pain in the ass whenever possible. Always looking for something new & interesting to get into.X. Which of the following would you consider best describes your playing style.
1- good guy
2- bad guy
3- avenger
4- principled warrior
5- turf terrorist
6- other (please describe)
I can identify 😂
Great call out 👍 -
Okay, say you could only crank one out in the same room with one of these 4 from here on out, who would it be?
1. Viper
2. das hyena aka kit kat
3. Big Jake
4. Hacksaw -
★Λddi★ wrote:
"crank one out" - is this self gratification with one of the above mentioned present or are you insinuating multiparty participation? Just want to get some clarification here please.Okay, say you could only crank one out in the same room with one of these 4 from here on out, who would it be?
1. Viper
2. das hyena aka kit kat
3. Big Jake
4. Hacksaw -
Sabasaul wrote:
Self gratification. Solo amongst friends.★Λddi★ wrote:
"crank one out" - is this self gratification with one of the above mentioned present or are you insinuating multiparty participation? Just want to get some clarification here please.Okay, say you could only crank one out in the same room with one of these 4 from here on out, who would it be?
1. Viper
2. das hyena aka kit kat
3. Big Jake
4. Hacksaw -
"crank one out" - is this self gratification with one of the above mentioned present or are you insinuating multiparty participation? Just want to get some clarification here please.
Self gratification. Solo amongst friends.
Hmmm:
Hacksaw (conspiracy theorist extronaner) would think it was more than it really was and have to have a 4 day conversation before during & after. I think it would greatly prolong the already uncomfortable situation.
Big Jake: I've still got the survaliance tapes on file from when he worked for me. The things that turned him on are very disturbing. He's the reason we still get weekly visits from the ASPCA & PETA. Besides, he'd be in direct violation of the 1000 yard restraining order so I think he's out. -
Viper: Just knowing he's in the room, all I could think of is his Jim Dirt mullet, plumbers crack, riding on 20 year old beat to shit rider mower. Probably not the best option.
DAS: well...we all know he's all business. I think he'd probably be smashing buttons (no euphemism) while I did what I had to do, blocking out everything else around him. In fact, he'd probably be capping my turf (again no euphemism) with the occasional incohereny grunt here & there.
Ok, I guess that makes DAS our winner. Congrats buddy. -
I knew it! I mean who wouldn't want to make the kit kat watch rather than letting him participate?😂
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Oh boy.
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Saba how did you become my pet
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ᏚᴋɏᎠᄇ̧ᏞɪრɪᎢ😱ᵙǥͨ wrote:
Most likely by trading in all my common sense and self esteem. Just a guess though.Saba how did you become my pet
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