God spoke to me
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Ok, it wasn't God, but one of his archangels spoke to me in a dream last night.
Archangel Uriel told me I was to change my name from Punk Searle 👊🔨💀 to Purple Yoda 👊🔨💀.
He told me His Most High, (God), was very pleased with my work in Turf Wars and that I was no Punk, nor a Searle.
Of course I questioned Uriel as I was not a good Christian, Jew, Muslim, or anyone else who worships Him. After all, I was complicit in the CMS 🔥 of ECS in Philly. I am a sinner!!!
Uriel told me such things are not spoken of in heaven. However, since such a title hath been bestowed upon a sinner, a sacrifice is due.
I asked if I should give up one of Johnny O's 💃 in a sacrificial rite.
Uriel said No, a greater tribute is on order. The Lord, God Almighty, wants me to start an emojii Holy War!! He said 🔱PB🔱 must be delivered to Lucifer!!
As I am commanded, so shall it be.
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Okay, so you are going to kill off parker brothers?
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If I do, it will be at the hand of God...
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Was bort in heaven?
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No, but I had a 🍺 with Elvis.
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howard wrote:
he's waiting for me at the gates of hell with SatanWas bort in heaven?
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Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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🔱🅿🅱🔱JUNE🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
lolIts funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Right, like you telling Tampa players you had to take their turf because big bad ol' CMS was capping your turf in other cities?
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Oh and it was Gas Day nonetheless.
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Not true.... And that's not how it went down.. If that is the truth then it's gas day so no crying and complaining right?
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Purple Yoda 👊🔨💀 wrote:
then y bring it up if it was gas day. goes both waysOh and it was Gas Day nonetheless.
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I thought we were past this but this is the truth.. I was getting capped in every city including Tampa.. I was getting messages like WTF.. And I replied that I would stop capping when the capping stops on me.. Which was on Gas day which baffles me even further..
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🔱🅿🅱🔱JUNE🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
tit for tat then.I thought we were past this but this is the truth.. I was getting capped in every city including Tampa.. I was getting messages like WTF.. And I replied that I would stop capping when the capping stops on me.. Which was on Gas day which baffles me even further..
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So it was written so it shall be done
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theOlentangyKid wrote:
....So it was written so it shall be done
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🔱🅿🅱🔱JUNE🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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JayDee wrote:
Ya I know huh🔱🅿🅱🔱JUNE🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirstay
Uhhh damn right I like the life I live
Cuz I went from negative to positive -
Get ur hand off it...
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I want a blueberry muffin with butter.
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Purple Yoda 👊🔨💀 wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a 🍺 with Elvis.
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guitarman wrote:
I will when the new loot comes put. Then I'll use my sawed off shotgun to shoot you.Purple Yoda 👊🔨💀 wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a 🍺 with Elvis.
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guitarman wrote:
Better make sure it's icy cold.. Cuz there ain't no turning back... LmaoPurple Yoda 👊🔨💀 wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a 🍺 with Elvis.
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Oh yeah, purple....uh.....archangel gabriel came to me last night with an important message....he said that Uriel was *really* drunk the other night when he saw you and that he was just messing with you. God's kinda like "Meh" about the whole holy war thing....
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pen0r wrote:
lolOh yeah, purple....uh.....archangel gabriel came to me last night with an important message....he said that Uriel was *really* drunk the other night when he saw you and that he was just messing with you. God's kinda like "Meh" about the whole holy war thing....
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JayDee wrote:
And dead🔱🅿🅱🔱JUNE🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Isn't purple yoda one of Prince's new songs?..lol. Sadly I had to look that one up to be funny!
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Drizzy do you actually ever do anything or just puff ur chest in the forums.
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