God spoke to me
Forums โบ General Discussion โบ God spoke to me-
Ok, it wasn't God, but one of his archangels spoke to me in a dream last night.
Archangel Uriel told me I was to change my name from Punk Searle ๐๐จ๐ to Purple Yoda ๐๐จ๐.
He told me His Most High, (God), was very pleased with my work in Turf Wars and that I was no Punk, nor a Searle.
Of course I questioned Uriel as I was not a good Christian, Jew, Muslim, or anyone else who worships Him. After all, I was complicit in the CMS ๐ฅ of ECS in Philly. I am a sinner!!!
Uriel told me such things are not spoken of in heaven. However, since such a title hath been bestowed upon a sinner, a sacrifice is due.
I asked if I should give up one of Johnny O's ๐ in a sacrificial rite.
Uriel said No, a greater tribute is on order. The Lord, God Almighty, wants me to start an emojii Holy War!! He said ๐ฑPB๐ฑ must be delivered to Lucifer!!
As I am commanded, so shall it be.
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Okay, so you are going to kill off parker brothers?
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If I do, it will be at the hand of God...
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Was bort in heaven?
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No, but I had a ๐บ with Elvis.
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howard wrote:
he's waiting for me at the gates of hell with SatanWas bort in heaven?
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Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑJUNE๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑ wrote:
lolIts funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Right, like you telling Tampa players you had to take their turf because big bad ol' CMS was capping your turf in other cities?
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Oh and it was Gas Day nonetheless.
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Not true.... And that's not how it went down.. If that is the truth then it's gas day so no crying and complaining right?
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Purple Yoda ๐๐จ๐ wrote:
then y bring it up if it was gas day. goes both waysOh and it was Gas Day nonetheless.
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I thought we were past this but this is the truth.. I was getting capped in every city including Tampa.. I was getting messages like WTF.. And I replied that I would stop capping when the capping stops on me.. Which was on Gas day which baffles me even further..
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๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑJUNE๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑ wrote:
tit for tat then.I thought we were past this but this is the truth.. I was getting capped in every city including Tampa.. I was getting messages like WTF.. And I replied that I would stop capping when the capping stops on me.. Which was on Gas day which baffles me even further..
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So it was written so it shall be done
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theOlentangyKid wrote:
....So it was written so it shall be done
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๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑJUNE๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑ wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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JayDee wrote:
Ya I know huh๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑJUNE๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑ wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirstay
Uhhh damn right I like the life I live
Cuz I went from negative to positive -
Get ur hand off it...
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I want a blueberry muffin with butter.
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Purple Yoda ๐๐จ๐ wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a ๐บ with Elvis.
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guitarman wrote:
I will when the new loot comes put. Then I'll use my sawed off shotgun to shoot you.Purple Yoda ๐๐จ๐ wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a ๐บ with Elvis.
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guitarman wrote:
Better make sure it's icy cold.. Cuz there ain't no turning back... LmaoPurple Yoda ๐๐จ๐ wrote:
In Heaven? Beer? Kill me. NOWNo, but I had a ๐บ with Elvis.
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Oh yeah, purple....uh.....archangel gabriel came to me last night with an important message....he said that Uriel was *really* drunk the other night when he saw you and that he was just messing with you. God's kinda like "Meh" about the whole holy war thing....
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pen0r wrote:
lolOh yeah, purple....uh.....archangel gabriel came to me last night with an important message....he said that Uriel was *really* drunk the other night when he saw you and that he was just messing with you. God's kinda like "Meh" about the whole holy war thing....
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JayDee wrote:
And dead๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑJUNE๐ฑ๐ ฟ๐ ฑ๐ฑ wrote:
last time I check biggie small was huge..Its funny how little ole us have been getting major death threats! I feel like Biggie Smalls!
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Isn't purple yoda one of Prince's new songs?..lol. Sadly I had to look that one up to be funny!
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Drizzy do you actually ever do anything or just puff ur chest in the forums.
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