🍸 First World Problems 🍸
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This is my first thread attempt in GD after five months playing, so I hope it doesn't turn to shit. I guess that's a bit like hoping the sun won't set this evening.
Anyway - First World Problems. Please post here any problems that the community has had that would be considered problems that only the "first world" would deal with. In other words, problems the majority of the impoverished world would love to have. i.e. My DVR only records two channels at once but I want to watch a show on my third. For those unfamiliar with first world problems, google that shit before you just spew mental diarrhea. Ok, I'll go first:
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When my cookie doesnt fit in my glass of milk
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FWP 1990's:
I can't use my computer
Because my mom is using the phone -
Every Thursday, I need to leave the house for two hours so the maids can come clean. It's just too awkward to lie on the couch and watch TV as they clean around my legs. But I have nothing to do, so I usually just grab an iced latte and sit in the parking lot fucking around on my phone until they're done and I can return to doing nothing at home.
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I have nothing to drink except an endless supply of perfectly clean water.
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i have a roof above my head and disposable income.
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I don't like the taste of water.
Lol not me -
Somebody took my little colored circles on a game on my $600 smart phone
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Im gaining weight, and they they dont sell Diet Water at my local Walmart
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I can't fit all my groceries into my freezer
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I left my remote by the tv.
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Brakeall🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Not a problem if you are a jediI left my remote by the tv.
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Doc Xray wrote:
😂😂 wat a troubled life we live lolSomebody took my little colored circles on a game on my $600 smart phone
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Netflix only has shit for movies.
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dc one wrote:
😂 Knew somebody would say thisDoc Xray wrote:
😂😂 wat a troubled life we live lolSomebody took my little colored circles on a game on my $600 smart phone
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Doc Xray wrote:
With 58,000 mob?Somebody took my little colored circles on a game on my $600 smart phone
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I only have junk food in my house to eat.
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The radio has nothing good on at the moment.
The tv is broken.
There is nothing good on tv.
My arms hurt from working a few hours.
I'm not making too little money.
My neighbor has a better car than me and his dog tried to attack me with hump attack.
I can't find my phone and the other one broke and the other one is with my relative.These are just examples I can think of. Many, many more though.
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only have 1 1/2 bathrooms
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My phone contract isn't up for another 4 months
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c. wrote:
It must be awkward to take a shit in half a bathroomonly have 1 1/2 bathrooms
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
depends on which half you have💩c. wrote:
It must be awkward to take a shit in half a bathroomonly have 1 1/2 bathrooms
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My fingers are glued together with super glue
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My toe hurts
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my fantasy football team sucks
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Sometimes I get disconnected from Netflix and have to redo my password.. So annoying.
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I only have 250 tv channels, of which only about 50 are HD, an xbox, netflix, a wii, a dvd/blueray player and a library of movies, and an internet full of porn to entertain myself but I'm bored...if only I had a PS3.
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I had to switch from iPad to iPhone coz my battery is low :(
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About once every 3 months I have to change the airfilters to our house. On one of them I have to get a 20 ft ladder to change it :/
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Netflix only has shit for movies.
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I'm "starving" but everything I have to eat would involve cooking it myself
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