Now that's funky...
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A funky story for pure funky entertainment...
A group of strange looking kids appear in a park.
The one in the front that looks as to be the leader exclaims "We are the funky movement! All should fear us". The rest of the group chants and throw their fists in the air.
A young boy walks by and inquires "What are you yelling about?" The leader quickly states "We are the funky movement and all should fear us!" The kid chuckles and replies "Is this something to do with dungeons and dragons? Maybe that World of Warcraft mess?" One of the members of the group yells "How dare you! We are the funky move--" He is quickly interrupted by the leader. "Shut up Joker! I told you I'm the boss! You always do this!" The member looks down and whispers "Sorry Buffalo". The boy clearly unamused by the strange kids walks on by.
Soon after another person walks by, this time a young girl and notices the strange group chanting. -
One of the member yells out "Funky movement all the way! You can't stop us!" The girl runs away yelling "stranger danger".
After hours of ranting and revealing their detailed plan to take over the park, night starts to fall. The park quickly begins to empty. "Boss, how long are we going to stay out here?" one member questions. The one they earlier referred to as Buffalo responds "We have to strike fear into people! They won't take us seriously if we don't rant and yell about our devious plan Ingrid! I told you no more questions!"
When morning came most of the strange kids had abandoned their post and all but two remained. Buffalo whispers "We did it. We yelled all night and now this park is ours!" A small kid riding his bicycle rides by and asks "Whatcha doing?" Joker yells "We are the funky movement! All fear us and will forever know our names!" -
The boy steps off his bike and walks over. He stares at the strange boys. He suddenly kicks Buffalo in the shin and gets back on his bike to leave. He laughs as he rides away. Joker looks over to his faithful leader "Boss, they're just pretending to not be scared! Funky movement for life! Now can we hit the tire swing!?" Buffalo smiles and then yells "No! Havoc owns that you twit!" Joker frowns and then smiles again "What about the monkey bars!?" Buffalo frowns "No. Viper" Joker pouts.
Then suddenly Buffalo exclaims "The sand pit behind the bathrooms!"
The funky movement reigned terror over the sand pit for exactly 22 minutes. Their reign was cut short by a middle schooler that went by the name of Bugs who beat them up severely and then proceeded to steal their lunch money. -
i love ur stories jcm! 😜
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yomama1064 wrote:
Haha why thank ya :) :)i love ur stories jcm! 😜
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😂😂😂 22 min reign of terror, priceless. Well written story gave me a good laugh. 😃
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Very good story.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I'm glad it wasn't too funky and y'all liked it :)
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Wow I was laughing the whole time I read this.
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A very funny story. Nice job! Ingrid. 😂
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Pretty damn accurate! Well done.
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Good one JCM! 👍
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Well written! Made me laugh 😋
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👏👏👏👏👏what a story JCM
Oncore please ... What happen next ? -
Way to go JCM...author author!
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Jen publishing inc. I'll be waiting for your next story, or whenever it comes available on E-books.
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Very nice 😂👍
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Funny!
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😂😂😂 I did'nt know buffalo can be funny as this i thought all he does is attack everyone in his sight.
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Perfect summation of the Funky Movement! Well said! 👍👍😹
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Hey shut up and start fearing us. We're the funky movement u noobs!
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Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:
😱😱😱😱😱Hey shut up and start fearing us. We're the funky movement u noobs!
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This is something even they will laugh at. Well done 👌
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Jcm, can you sign my copy of your book? 😜
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Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:
I would fear you but if you don't have a set of skills that you have required over a long period in your TW career that would make you a nightmare for people like me, Find me ... And Cap me ... Good luck . 👍Hey shut up and start fearing us. We're the funky movement u noobs!
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... and then jesus turned wine... into funk!
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I'm contemplating a few more short stories :)
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i want to be s syory man
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no no im not a dimee nevemind
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I could defiantly see a children's book series coming from this. "TW tales and short stories..." I'll keep an eye for it in the app store 👀
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