Use the FORCE

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stainy Aug 20, 2010

Emperor brit turned to the henchmen lined up before him and asked ... Who will rid me of this thorn in my side Luke Google. Darth shaggly shrugged and looked skywards. Jabba the killer squirmed under his masters gaze. Boba smasher stepped forwards and with the confidence of a toddler raised his hand. I'll have a go... He stammered.
And so Boba Smasher ventured forth to Manchester and called upon the countless cloned sheep of the trade federation to do his bidding. 666 , dice and havo rallied to the call on a server already heavily out of balance in favour of the dark side.
The forces of good awaited their fate... With the glimmer of hope that at some point in the future... The idiots would see the sense before they killed off the game.
Signed ... Obi wanka stainy
👿Belial Aug 20, 2010

Seems to me that twfc are the good guys. They don't bully or attack noobs. So how are they the darkside? Good representation though. Very entertaining
__Don_Line__ Aug 20, 2010

No? It can't be! They told me enough! They told me you made him reset and capped his turf!
Add MoMo Aug 20, 2010

I love the dark side more :)
__Don_Line__ Aug 20, 2010

💞💞小喵子💞💞 wrote:
I love the dark side more :)

I know, right? I love dark chocolate; those "two-sided" chocolates always have the dark side...it is much more delicious.
stainy Aug 20, 2010

Partyboy is only sulking cos I didn't give him a mention.... He can be the sarlac pit.
BRITFURY™ Aug 20, 2010

Announced to the sounds of the imperial march......
Yes I really did and yes I really am..... Your father Google!!! I guess u know why I never stuck around u were such a gimpy little kid!
👊$ოᵃ$ɧعཞ👊 Aug 20, 2010

love it the best part is the end bit.
Signed ... Obi wanka stainy 😜
stainy Aug 20, 2010

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you will ever know. Partyboy ... It's your round at the bar. Show your ID.
badboyone Aug 20, 2010

Who the F#!K are you stainy❔
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stainy Aug 21, 2010

Argh ... The bitter sound of the uneducated.
shaggly razors Aug 21, 2010

Hey obi wanka. Why don't u try the old Jedi mind trick....... These are not the turfs you are looking for .......
__Don_Line__ Aug 21, 2010

shaggly razors wrote:
Hey obi wanka. Why don't u try the old Jedi mind trick....... These are not the turfs you are looking for .......

It only works on people turfily challenged.
4D Aug 21, 2010

Add Britfury wrote:
Announced to the sounds of the imperial march......
Yes I really did and yes I really am..... Your father Google!!! I guess u know why I never stuck around u were such a gimpy little kid!

May the turf be with you
__Don_Line__ Aug 21, 2010

What about the clone troopers? The droids? Don't they get a mention? And where's the hot girl this story?
stainy Aug 21, 2010

Bah .... Tis true ... I had hoped you hadn't noticed.... I get to keep leah in her jabba bikini ... The rest of the chicks are up for grabs. As for the droids ... This game has enough automatons hanging on to twfc's shirt tails... No need for any more.
Now away with you ... It's time for my oil bath.