International talk like a pirate day
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Ahoy mi hearties
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Arrr
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Aaarrrggghhh!
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Errrr
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I don't think this is a winner
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Krispy Kreme is celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day by giving away free doughnuts. They are celebrating by giving away a free glazed doughnut if you talk like a pirate or wear an eye patch. If you dress up as a full pirate (no weapons), you’ll get a whole dozen for free.
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Mmmmmmmmm, donuts😻
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You will remember today as the day you almost caught Jack Sparrow
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Avast me hearties and set sail to the murky water waters of Pooh bay. Ooh-aaarr.
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Aaarrgghh ya land lovin turf capper. This here be the lamest thread to grace the bottoms of Davey Jones locker thus far ya matey
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I would take part in this, but when I speak Somalian to someone they just look confused
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Kιngs☠Anαrchy wrote:
Yar.......... oh no cap'n the famous pirate vish is on the port side of our ship named (insert name of ship here) we stand no chance against him in poo bay time to turn and flee till we get out of the bay then we stand a chance (I suck at talking like a pirate I know)Aaarrgghh ya land lovin turf capper. This here be the lamest thread to grace the bottoms of Davey Jones locker thus far ya matey
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Cobra !! wrote:
I'll fire a broadside of 5 kilo weight turds over your bow sirrah! A salute to your good health from rear-admiral Vish.Kιngs☠Anαrchy wrote:
Yar.......... oh no cap'n the famous pirate vish is on the port side of our ship named (insert name of ship here) we stand no chance against him in poo bay time to turn and flee till we get out of the bay then we stand a chance (I suck at talking like a pirate I know)Aaarrgghh ya land lovin turf capper. This here be the lamest thread to grace the bottoms of Davey Jones locker thus far ya matey
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Arrrrrg?
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ಠ_ಠ (add 245) wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I would take part in this, but when I speak Somalian to someone they just look confused
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vishbume wrote:
Avast! Ya matey. Ready the machine gun nest and prepare the guards and security cameras.Cobra !! wrote:
I'll fire a broadside of 5 kilo weight turds over your bow sirrah! A salute to your good health from rear-admiral Vish.Kιngs☠Anαrchy wrote:
Yar.......... oh no cap'n the famous pirate vish is on the port side of our ship named (insert name of ship here) we stand no chance against him in poo bay time to turn and flee till we get out of the bay then we stand a chance (I suck at talking like a pirate I know)Aaarrgghh ya land lovin turf capper. This here be the lamest thread to grace the bottoms of Davey Jones locker thus far ya matey
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I'm surprised La Tortuga isn't commenting. This would be perfect for him!
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We're going to board. Such an array of cut-throat pirates! A finer bunch of corsairs you'd not see. Blast your eyes sirrah! There'll be non-watered down rum tonight for the man who finds me wooden peg. Ggrrrr
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Landlubbers beware! I'll cleave ye new assholes.
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vishbume wrote:
Lol at the rear admiral partCobra !! wrote:
I'll fire a broadside of 5 kilo weight turds over your bow sirrah! A salute to your good health from rear-admiral Vish.Kιngs☠Anαrchy wrote:
Yar.......... oh no cap'n the famous pirate vish is on the port side of our ship named (insert name of ship here) we stand no chance against him in poo bay time to turn and flee till we get out of the bay then we stand a chance (I suck at talking like a pirate I know)Aaarrgghh ya land lovin turf capper. This here be the lamest thread to grace the bottoms of Davey Jones locker thus far ya matey
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Tiger
That's Captain Jack Sparrow! -
I reckon we all be pirates today
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Aye, arrrrrr, and salutes to Capt Vish on the poop deck with Carol Bob the Discount Parrot on his shoulder. May his Roger always be jolly. Bilge rats will be tasting the pointy end of me blade this foine day. Avast me buxom beauties, I have me hornpipe in me pocket, me grog in one hand and the other up yer skirt. Weigh anchor!!
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Nos sumus classium Romanarum multa - Praeparate vos ad conscendissent!
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Hoist the main sail, turn her into the wind, ready the canon!! Stand ready you bilge rats!
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La tortuga wrote:
Why would you hoist the main sail and then turn into the wind?Hoist the main sail, turn her into the wind, ready the canon!! Stand ready you bilge rats!
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Drink up me hearties 🍺
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Speed!!
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Aaarrrg! Where's my bloody blunt
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Because you suddenly realized your bladder was bursting. Nothing says 'pirate' like pissing into the wind.La tortuga wrote:
Why would you hoist the main sail and then turn into the wind?Hoist the main sail, turn her into the wind, ready the canon!! Stand ready you bilge rats!
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The Far Side wrote:
Lmfao 😂👍♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Because you suddenly realized your bladder was bursting. Nothing says 'pirate' like pissing into the wind.La tortuga wrote:
Why would you hoist the main sail and then turn into the wind?Hoist the main sail, turn her into the wind, ready the canon!! Stand ready you bilge rats!
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