Things That'll Get You Shot in the South
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1) Stealing a man's wife.
2) Stealing a woman's man.
3) Making rude statements about a person's mother, wife, father, child, cousin, or clan.
4) Speaking against the New Orleans Saints.
5) Playing against the New Orleans Saints.
6) Scratching a man's fishing-pole.
7) Scratching a man.
8) Scratching a man's pole.
9) Dating a man's daughter.
10) Not dating a man's daughter.
11) Owning a vehicle that is anything other than a four-wheel drive.
12) Talking back to your mammy and pappy.
13) Not talking back to your mammy and pappy.
14) Cheating on your girl.
15) Forgetting to turn on the air condition.This has been "Things That Will Get You Shot in the South". Good day to you!
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I don't know where you live. Wherever it is, seems scary as shit!
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⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:
AgreedI don't know where you live. Wherever it is, seems scary as shit!
I've live in Mexico before, and wasn't this scary -
Dont tell anybody u live north of the mason Dixon line
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16) Trying to take away our guns.
17) Failing to take away our guns.
18) Succeeding in taking away our guns. -
"you know your in the south when your 3 year old kid has more teeth than their parents combined"
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voting for obama
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ravensfan wrote:
👍👍👍"you know your in the south when your 3 year old kid has more teeth than their parents combined"
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
You got that rightvoting for obama
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Mark4218 wrote:
Yay destroy America!★HΛVOC★ wrote:
You got that rightvoting for obama
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
Lmaovoting for obama
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
These r 100%16) Trying to take away our guns.
17) Failing to take away our guns.
18) Succeeding in taking away our guns. -
★HΛVOC★ wrote:
Thisvoting for obama
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
In my discretion, I left that part out. 😼voting for obama
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Getting too close to the moonshine still.
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Just wondering why sleeping with family members was omitted from the list!? 😄😂
Sorry.... Couldn't resist. ✋
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♞Ƙиιɢнт⚔ wrote:
😳Just wondering why sleeping with family members was omitted from the list!? 😄😂
Sorry.... Couldn't resist. ✋
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♞Ƙиιɢнт⚔ wrote:
That's cause for celebration and moonshine...not getting you killed. Maybe stealing someone's grits might be on the list.Just wondering why sleeping with family members was omitted from the list!? 😄😂
Sorry.... Couldn't resist. ✋
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βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ wrote:
Oh I see. What about the use of the confederate flag? Is that good or bad these days?♞Ƙиιɢнт⚔ wrote:
That's cause for celebration and moonshine...not getting you killed. Maybe stealing someone's grits might be on the list.Just wondering why sleeping with family members was omitted from the list!? 😄😂
Sorry.... Couldn't resist. ✋
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Liking soccer
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Hurting a kid or an old person = 💀
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19. Speaking of Obama
20. Talking bad of college football
21. Not eating bar-be-que
22. Not showing up at church on Sunday -
Not rooting for an SEC team
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
Gig'em Aggies!!!Not rooting for an SEC team
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Chasin the coyotes from the chicken coop with the combine while still in your Jimmy jams
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whette fartze wrote:
Do you even know what you're talking about?Chasin the coyotes from the chicken coop with the combine while still in your Jimmy jams
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Stealing a mans truck
Stealing a womans truck -
Dam so when you go outside you gona get shot
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Decep7ioN wrote:
Depends....Going outside of what? 😉Dam so when you go outside you gona get shot
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ChickenESupply wrote:
No 😒whette fartze wrote:
Do you even know what you're talking about?Chasin the coyotes from the chicken coop with the combine while still in your Jimmy jams
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
Well any where someone with a gun can see you! Cuz you a gona be breathing so that means 😲🔫Decep7ioN wrote:
Depends....Going outside of what? 😉Dam so when you go outside you gona get shot
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