This Is the Greatest and Best Turf War in the world... Tribute
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[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best turf war in the world... Tribute.Long time ago me and my brother Ickle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a TWFC demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Don't defend Maisie Mai , or I'll reset your soul."
[Spoken]
Well me and Ickle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "No way."
[Sung]
And we kicked Britfury in his fat head,
Just so happened to start,
The Best War in the World, it was The Best War in the World.Look into Athens and it's easy to see
Lots of codes are there for you and me,
It's your destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand codes or so,
You might get ten players who accept you so
Punch them in and grow... -
Needless to say, Britfury was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And Britfury was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you spoofing auto punchers?"
And we said, "Nay. We are DBR."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!This is not The Greatest Turf War in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Turf War in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Turf War in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Turf War in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafarckin' war the greatest war in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the war we fought on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, farck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right! -
This is my tribute to turf wars, specifically those who made this game for me. Both friends and enemies. I hope I'm not contravening any rules by indirectly linking codes here. If I am I hope in this case you will let me off. As that Athens art took me ages (which is the real tribute btw not that song^)
Hope everyone likes it and if I have missed anyone in TWFC or DBR out who wants their code added let me know and I will include them. Lots of room left 👍
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The Rhino..... Leg end!
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Is this a Tenacious D parody tribute? 👍
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Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god.If you think it's time to fucking hop, and fucking cap, out of control,
well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
'cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
'cause if you think it's time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time to fucking cap.He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is The Rhino,
Hopping and fucking capping,
and fucking capping,
and fucking capping,
and fucking capping. -
Trauger Jogger wrote:
Is this a Tenacious D parody tribute? 👍
Like I said the art in Athens is the tribute the song is just a fun way of pointing you in that direction
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Rarely do you ever come across someone with such class. Well done Rhino much respect ✊
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He didn't have a good enough recruitment strategy - fail ❤❤❤
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The Rhino says:
Your very welcome. Careful who's toes you step on here. I often hear of people accidentally getting dragged into the twfc vs DBR war. If you wish to join DBR or just help out occasionally give me a call.
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Missy Jane wrote:
He didn't have a good enough recruitment strategy - fail ❤❤❤
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The Rhino says:
Your very welcome. Careful who's toes you step on here. I often hear of people accidentally getting dragged into the twfc vs DBR war. If you wish to join DBR or just help out occasionally give me a call.
1 year agoDELETE REPLYYour right I shouldn't have warned people about the intensity of the war and just let them get plowed into oblivion
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Hmm , you talkin about me or DBR lmao
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Lol this is good, and the art is spectacular. Always great when you stop in Rhino 👏👏👏
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Missy Jane wrote:
Hmm , you talkin about me or DBR lmao
You were a bit frail. Didn't want you you go rushing in then cry when the going got tough
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Nicely done Rhino. Been ages since you started that turf art.
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nice but u forgot me 😢 all those cap limits I hit on you too 😜😜😜
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€ⱥℛ℣عℛ ⱥⅆⅆ 118 wrote:
nice but u forgot me 😢 all those cap limits I hit on you too 😜😜😜
I seem to remember it the other way around. But you're in there now in any case 👍
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One of my favorite tenacious D songs besides fuck her gently haha good job bud
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FŁÿByŃīGHT™ wrote:
Lol that or kickapoo👌👍Haha that was pretty goodOne of my favorite tenacious D songs besides fuck her gently haha good job bud
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Always cracking to see apost from The Rhino!
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Great post Rhino gud see a legend in the GD again
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A legend returns! Good to see u in the forum!
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Ahhh, Masie Mai. That's from long ago...
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Finaly, a song I can sing with the actually tune be known /
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Ahhh, Masie Mai. That's from long ago...
She deserves credit for the birth of DBR as she was TWFCs first big target, and the first one who fought back to my mind
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Am I missing something? I don't get it - what codes and what Athens art?
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👿S.i.N™👿 wrote:
Am I missing something? I don't get it - what codes and what Athens art?
Check out any Athens on my turf list and zoom out. Then zoom in to see the turfs closely
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Is this that smelly rhino chappy? Is he lurking about again?
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randombloke wrote:
No your imagining things because you miss meIs this that smelly rhino chappy? Is he lurking about again?
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I don't know what the tune is ??!! I must be getting old
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"Cap Them Gently"
This is a song for the vets
But noobs listen closely...You don't always have to cap them hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to cap some turf
And fucking tax some noobs too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Cap you, softly
I'm gonna take your turf gently
I'm gonna own you, sweetly
I'm gonna cap you, completelyAnd then you say hey I love turf flowers
And then you say wait a minute Saelo
I think I got someone taxing me
Could you cap them out for me
That's fucking teamwork!!What's your fave callout?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I did it for you...What's your favorite capo?
I'm not gonna take it
But I'll tax it and hop real far!
And then I'm gonna cap you completely
And then I'll use balaclava and cap you discreetly
And then I'll fucking own you completely
But then I'm gonna cap you hard7⃣1⃣😜🚌
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Hi Rhino, always nice to see someone back from "the good old days"
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