💪What Not To Say on A Date💪

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Jerry Balls Sep 11, 2012

Fun little thread if your feeling down or bored,have fun!

1.if a girl offers you wine,don't say "No Thanks,I'll Get Gas"
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Sep 11, 2012

"I better get my money's worth tonight" never works out how I want 😜
Traüger🏃Retired Sep 11, 2012

So…your face or mine?
Jerry Balls Sep 11, 2012

"can you pop the pimple on my butt?"
MOB 'N ROB Sep 11, 2012

"Sorry I was a little late.I had a date.
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Sep 11, 2012

The condom broke? Duh it broke 15 minutes ago
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Sep 11, 2012

You know what, get off. I'll do it myself
shaggly razors Sep 12, 2012

After this can u drop me at the clap clinic ??
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Sep 12, 2012

"Ever hear of liposuction? Apparently not."
tommy dangerous Sep 12, 2012

Does this look infected to you? 😳
ЯĔςкӀΞSS✧И↭山↭Я✯ Sep 12, 2012

Two words to avoid: Turf Wars.
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Sep 12, 2012

Your mom has the same mole.
Zerø Sep 12, 2012

Im not drunk enough for this
☣ᏔIRΞD☣ Sep 12, 2012

You are way more entertaining than my wife/gf/husband/bf.
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 Sep 12, 2012

My friend invited his crush to go make sandwiches with him at his church and he considerd it a date. We still fight about it now. Lol
IG-100 Sep 12, 2012

ⅈ₦ʘღℕⅈ₳℘₳ཞ₳Ϯʊṩ wrote:
Two words to avoid: Turf Wars.

Unless its mystery
⚡🏀ʟєցi†ßɑʟʟєʀ🏀⚡ Sep 12, 2012

You are kinda crabby today is it that time of the month?
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Sep 12, 2012

"check out my new app"

😏
〓ROAD KILL〓 Sep 12, 2012

What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in your bath tub? Throw in some soap and your laundry😳😳
I told this joke on a date home coming night when I was in high school. Did not work in my favor due to my date being epileptic.... Who knew?
🔥℘ཞعϮϮყ⌖ცօყ🔥 Sep 12, 2012

Don't go in there for atleast ten minutes.
ᎠR☠ULZᎽ✯И~山~Я✧ Sep 12, 2012

I can't wait to tell my buddies about you.
ᎠR☠ULZᎽ✯И~山~Я✧ Sep 12, 2012

Better get dressed, my wife will be home soon.
Crown59 Sep 12, 2012

Soooo can I beat them knees up or what?
Talk to me nice Sep 12, 2012

ⅈ₦ʘღℕⅈ₳℘₳ཞ₳Ϯʊṩ wrote:
Two words to avoid: Turf Wars.

Yes👏👏👏😹
🔥℘ཞعϮϮყ⌖ცօყ🔥 Sep 12, 2012

MAT 3X YO wrote:
ⅈ₦ʘღℕⅈ₳℘₳ཞ₳Ϯʊṩ wrote:
Two words to avoid: Turf Wars.

Yes👏👏👏😹
Why? Maybe you can get her to join. My girl started playing just so she could talk to me about it.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Sep 12, 2012

Crown59 wrote:
Soooo can I beat them knees up or what?

Beat them knees up?
Wtf is wrong with you?
Monster Boy Sep 12, 2012

Let me touch that
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Sep 12, 2012

*awkward pause* soo uhh you come here often?
Ƿøcҝєт™ Sep 12, 2012

"So... do you swallow?"
ⓉⓎⓁⒺⓇ ⒹⓊⓇⒹⒺⓃ Sep 12, 2012

♞Ƙиιɢнт⚔ wrote:
Crown59 wrote:
Soooo can I beat them knees up or what?

Beat them knees up?
Wtf is wrong with you?

I do believe the topic of discussion is *what NOT to say*
😹😭😹😭👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏
•C U N T• Sep 12, 2012

Your sister was a screamer too! 😱

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