OMG!!! 💩 VBM 💩
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  Getting prepared for a Violent Bowel Movement (VBM)... How do you prepare for yours? 
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  I suggest lots of red peppers first. 
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  prayer: 
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  Well I start out with a beach towel to prepare for my pre-saturated whette tighty brownies, then set them on the beach towel. Then I proceed to sit on the already warned toilet seat, then ge ahead to release the stool. After business has been taken care of I then slip 3 Black Ice® car fresheners between the buttocks then pray for five dry minutes 
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  *go 
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  OneThumbBastard wrote: Lmao 😂😂😂You heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.👍 
 Good one OTB
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  OneThumbBastard wrote: will give that a tryYou heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.👍 
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  Defibrillator...and let someone know if I'm not out in a decent time break the door down and use it. 
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  OneThumbBastard wrote: 😳😳😳that took me a moment... 😖😖😖You heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.👍 
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  Where's Rudigus when you need him? 
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  ☣ᏔIRΞD☣ wrote: 😹Defibrillator...and let someone know if I'm not out in a decent time break the door down and use it. 
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  ★HΛVOC★ wrote: Yeah he was the 💩Where's Rudigus when you need him? 
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  Bwhahaha. 💩🔥💨 
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