Dear Wonka,

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OneThumbBastard Sep 9, 2012

I was sitting in my shaggly tower, listening to champion sounds when I had a Gasface moment. It was a Mystery why no one would ask me anything. Am i some kind of sinister Masshole?

I asked the mobster above me about the late night roll call. She directed me to a safe zone. In my short time with TW, I've found that place to be one if the worst cities to drive through in America. I feel my loot chances are nil.

I called the bad guys at the community site, but they tried to rob my balls. Tried to one up me on a throne like I'm some kinda freemason. Maybe I should ask missy jane. My pathetic 3 gun mob has a crush on her.

OTB
the Anarchist Sep 9, 2012

I saw so much of what you did there my eyes are bleeding.
Good job sir 😂😂👏👏
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Sep 9, 2012

Don't forget to feed your beta 🐟
〓ＤＵ♠️ＩＲ〓 Sep 9, 2012

lol finally something fun to read on here its been a dreary week thanks for the smile otb :-)
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 9, 2012

duair wrote:
lol finally something fun to read on here its been a dreary week thanks for the smile otb :-)

👆this
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Sep 9, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
duair wrote:
lol finally something fun to read on here its been a dreary week thanks for the smile otb :-)

👆this
〓 ᎦᏨ⌖ЯᎮ 〓 Sep 9, 2012

duair wrote:
lol finally something fun to read on here its been a dreary week thanks for the smile otb :-)

😂😂😂😂😂
ℋɛƖƖṏ☯ℳóɬò💋 Sep 9, 2012

Nice otb
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 9, 2012

Sweet! 👏👏
🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Sep 9, 2012

OTB, never hold back on posting those gems. Thanks for making me smile. 👍👍👍
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Sep 9, 2012

Sweet. You used my thread in your story. Fun read sir, please may I have another?
ZRAYGO Sep 9, 2012

Lol
MOB 'N ROB Sep 9, 2012

Well, we're in OTB's pants, can't blame Jerry and I....
ʗɛяέąƖ~ཞɛϮĭཞέⅅ Sep 9, 2012

Good one 👍
࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Sep 9, 2012

Cereal Killer77 wrote:
Good one 👍
Carpenter Sep 9, 2012

MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Well, we're in OTB's pants, can't blame Jerry and I....

Jerry and me. 👍
BЯʘʘKLYИ™ Sep 9, 2012

👏👏👏👏👏
- ADD $CAR - Sep 9, 2012

All the threads on the first page combined- EPIC
★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Sep 9, 2012

✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
duair wrote:
lol finally something fun to read on here its been a dreary week thanks for the smile otb :-)

👆this

+1
Tony Ripsaw Sep 9, 2012

Nice. Was impressed that it still sounded good after pushing so much into it.
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Sep 9, 2012

Needs more wizards and dragons and shit!
Ski24 Sep 9, 2012

Very well done!
Ꭱ3V Sep 9, 2012

༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Needs more wizards and dragons and shit!

👆Asshole
⚪️ Sep 9, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Needs more wizards and dragons and shit!

I'll see what I can do about that. In the meantime, please take the time to enjoy a refreshing cup of STFU.
👆😂👆☕
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Sep 9, 2012

saelo wrote:
OneThumbBastard wrote:
༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Needs more wizards and dragons and shit!

I'll see what I can do about that. In the meantime, please take the time to enjoy a refreshing cup of STFU.
👆😂👆☕
I would say something, but this delicious beverage somehow is forcing the words back into my throat!
ᏨᗴᎡᏖᏬ$ᗪ Sep 9, 2012

Carpenter wrote:
MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Well, we're in OTB's pants, can't blame Jerry and I....

Jerry and me. 👍
No. Jerry and I was grammatically correct
Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 10, 2012

10/10 would read again
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Sep 10, 2012

Carpenter wrote:
MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Well, we're in OTB's pants, can't blame Jerry and I....

Jerry and me. 👍
No, it was Jerry and Rob 'n Mob, not Jerry and you ... 😏
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Sep 10, 2012

Excellent read, mate. Post more soon! 😉👍
🇰 🇦 🇴 🇸 Sep 10, 2012

LOL OTB 👍!