Chuck Norris facts

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killer 66 Aug 18, 2010

When chuck Norris thinks if the game, he wins it, beceause anyone still playing suddenly explodes.
Λdoиίs Aug 18, 2010

Lol
killer 66 Aug 18, 2010

Chuck Norris dosn't pay to have 👌👈 with 💃. They pay to have 👌👈 with him.
killer 66 Aug 18, 2010

Chuck norris's death would destroy the universe, as it would not be able to cope with the sheer imposbility of it
HydroChaz Aug 18, 2010

Chuck Norris wanted to prevent the assassination of JFK. He went back in time and jumped in front of the bullet. It bounced off and JFKs head exploded from pure amazement
ZRAYGO Aug 18, 2010

HydroChaz wrote:
Chuck Norris wanted to prevent the assassination of JFK. He went back in time and jumped in front of the bullet. It bounced off and JFKs head exploded from pure amazement

lol
ZRAYGO Aug 18, 2010

TW relevance

Nick's tears cure cancer. Too bad Nick never crys.
killer 66 Aug 18, 2010

Chuck norris once took out a whole army...by throwing a stone
Corvus Aug 18, 2010

When donating blood, rather than a syringe, Chuck Norris asks for a gun and a bucket.
killer 66 Aug 18, 2010

Lol he donates everyday. And he asks for a nuke and a oil tanker instead of a gun and bucket.
HydroChaz Aug 18, 2010

Corvus wrote:
When donating blood, rather than a syringe, Chuck Norris asks for a gun and a bucket.

lol