Home | News | Forums | Turf Map | Screenshots | Play Turf Wars Now!

👿Calling All Bad Guys👿

• Funky Buffalo Sep 6, 2012

  Your chance is now. Want to cap inactives? Want to destroy towns just to watch them burn? Do you enjoy making people upset? Join today!

  One of our bad guy counselers will be happy to take your call!!! We will help you be all that you can be! No need to play by these silly rules other players have placed upon you.

  Please contact myself, funky joker (he's in my V's), or Yellomansoldier. To participate in burning a city near you to the ground.

  Warning: joining the bad guys will result in a loss of most if not all of your turf, people calling you names, and a whole lotta fun. We recommend a minimum mob size of 8k to join but will welcome anyone.

  Join today!!!
• 🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Sep 6, 2012

  I'm sure funky badger will join you! 😜
• ʗɛяέąƖ~ཞɛϮĭཞέⅅ Sep 6, 2012

  is there a referral bonus/finders fee? I know plenty of bad guys I can send your way ;)
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 6, 2012

  Applicants should only apply if they explicitly understand that they will be destroyed and hunted.

  No longer do you need to fade quietly into the night. Join the funky movement and leave the map in flames! Punched thousands of codes to get a reasonable mob? Dont leave all that behind without playing with it first!

  Become funky
  Become evil
  Become chaos itself
  Become infamous
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Sep 6, 2012

  ☠🔥G8🔥☠ wrote:

  Your name looks familiar...
  

  It has a vowel in it. I have an impressive cognitive recogniton of vowels score on tests. Not perfect, but almost good enough to compete professionally.
• ℱᵃƖ🐝Ɩᵃʗყ Sep 6, 2012

  Should be interesting. Not everyday (since I've been around) that a well like 30k plus player goes rouge.

  U should see if pasta kid is still out there. Lol.
• ████ⓙʘⓔ████ Sep 6, 2012

  fallacy wrote:

  U should see if pasta kid is still out there. Lol.
  

  I think pasta is going to make a comeback. Hes seemed quiet, but his mob is going up quite a bit
• Mala In Se Sep 6, 2012

  I have been victimized by the Funky. Pretty fun actually if you think about it. Take the gloves and fight! Send me a message if u want to join my V against the invasion of the FUNK.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Sep 6, 2012

  I'm sure it's autocorrect and the Funky's aren't going rouge. They'll save that for Mardi Gras. Rogue, they're going rogue! Burn, kill, maim destroy, cap cap cap! Hide your women, children and loot!
• Funky Buffalo Sep 6, 2012

  ⚔Smiley⚔ wrote:

  I have been victimized by the Funky. Pretty fun actually if you think about it. Take the gloves and fight! Send me a message if u want to join my V against the invasion of the FUNK.
  

  Thanks for being a good sport 😄.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 6, 2012

  Nothing like a good barn fire. 🔥🔥🔥😏
  If it weren't for bad guys, there would be no need for good guys.
• Ꭱ3V Sep 6, 2012

  Funky you evil bastage! 😝
• Funky Buffalo Sep 6, 2012

  Sabasaul wrote:

  Nothing like a good barn fire. 🔥🔥🔥😏
  If it weren't for bad guys, there would be no need for good guys.
  

  "Without a villain in the story your hero has nothing to do" 😄. don't remember where I heard that but always been a favorite quote of mine.
• 🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Sep 6, 2012

  Can I be a bad guy who does good things?
  Like Blade?
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 6, 2012

  🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 wrote:

  Can I be a bad guy who does good things?
  Like Blade?
  

  Gtr you can be whatever your heart desires
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 6, 2012

  Up to 150k in the movement... Would love to see a 50k+ join up....
• N-man 78 Sep 6, 2012

  🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 wrote:

  I'm sure funky badger will join you! 😜
  

  😄😄😄😄😄
• ⚔King☠Anarchy⚔ Sep 7, 2012

  Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:

  Up to 150k in the movement... Would love to see a 50k+ join up....
  

  And like 30 players total LOL
• ★ΛUGUSTINΞ★ Sep 7, 2012

  Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:

  Up to 150k in the movement... Would love to see a 50k+ join up....
  

  Contact midnite. He goes all in when he takes out cities
• Funky Buffalo Sep 7, 2012

  LIL TAZORG©®™ wrote:

  Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:

  Up to 150k in the movement... Would love to see a 50k+ join up....
  

  And like 30 players total LOL

  Hey we are averaging about 5000 mob on average! Oh shit I see your point 😂. Hey tell your dad to stop capping me😡. Capping people is wrong. ✌
• TrippyMane™ Sep 7, 2012

  http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=plcp&v=4wuCTqfraHk
• Morgan Freeman Sep 7, 2012

  If I:

  A: Wasn't virtually inactive
  B: Had a 10kish mob

  I'd join. So hit me up if you need any motivation to do your evil acts.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 7, 2012

  ₳ʉ₲ʉṣϮḭ₦ê (₳ⓑ€) wrote:

  Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:

  Up to 150k in the movement... Would love to see a 50k+ join up....
  

  Contact midnite. He goes all in when he takes out cities

  Good call. He's def a good one to recruit. 👍
• !Rogue Sep 7, 2012

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  Sabasaul wrote:

  Nothing like a good barn fire. 🔥🔥🔥😏
  If it weren't for bad guys, there would be no need for good guys.
  

  "Without a villain in the story your hero has nothing to do" 😄. don't remember where I heard that but always been a favorite quote of mine.

  Thuglife........? 🔥🔥🔥👍👍✌
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 7, 2012

  We've got some big names to try to honor... Thug life... Gas face... Pasta kid... Funky movement
• Funky Buffalo Sep 7, 2012

  Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ wrote:

  We've got some big names to try to honor... Thug life... Gas face... Pasta kid... Funky movement
  

  I miss Pasta Kid 😢
• ATLΛИTICMΛFIΛ🇨🇦 Sep 7, 2012

  Hmmm heads 👍 join or tales 👎not join decisions decisions 😂
• 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋💔𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 Sep 7, 2012

  Damn the funky movement
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 7, 2012

  Atlantic Mafia wrote:

  Hmmm heads 👍 join or tales 👎not join decisions decisions 😂
  

  I like this.
  "🃏Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair. 🃏"
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 7, 2012

  The Far Side wrote:

  ☠🔥G8🔥☠ wrote:

  Your name looks familiar...
  

  It has a vowel in it. I have an impressive cognitive recogniton of vowels score on tests. Not perfect, but almost good enough to compete professionally.

  👆
  Greatest comment in turfwars history.
• Funky Buffalo Sep 7, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Update: the funky movement has evicted ⚔maddmaxx⚔ from Colorado and Sweden! 👋✋👋 hope you enjoyed your stay!!!!

  Come join the fun!!! Message our new official Master Recruiter Yellomansoldier for details!!
  

  Sorry only 1 x in maddmax

Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC