Awkward Moments Caused by TW...
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Anybody experience any awkward or embarrassing situations as a result of playing TW?
I work as a military contractor at a government facility...So a couple weeks ago, I was walking out to the parking lot at work (the only place with a cell signal) & I ran in to my customer's boss, who is one of the Branch Heads out here at what we like to call "The Center."
Anyway, he was walking in from the smoke break area (same parking lot) & he said he "Hey Matt, how are things going?" to which I responded, "Things are great, business is good...just headed out for a quick Turf Break." *smack head* D'oh!! I then had to try & explain what a "Turf Break" was.
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Lol what did u say it was?
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Turf breaks sound dirty
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Lol.....akward.....
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Lol
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Lmao nice matt
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When i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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He probably went in. Came back out and proceeded to dwnld the game later. Who knows u might get a strange turf poppin up in your hood. Sir.
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I really didn't want to tell my boss's boss that I was taking a break to run missions & burn stamina in Turf Wars;
So I had to lie & say that I wanted to check my personal email (which is blocked) to see if I had any new hits on some real estate inquiries I was casually looking into (as if I was looking to buy a place).
Hahaha, totally awkward!...but it's not like he'll remember anything I said, he only knows vaguely who I am because I've done some notable process improvements for the group I work for.
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Just make sure his son/daughter doesn't play! 😹
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(add) KARL wrote:
lol hahaWhen i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
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I was having an agrument wit my brother, and I told him that I wish he had turfs so I can cap his ass! Lol (we were drinking and he said sumthing sexist like coconut, made me think of him) lmao
Then my bro was like....wat the hellz u talkin about turfs? And my hubby started laughing cuz he knew wat I meant! Lmao -
!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Oh man that's hilarious! 👍(add) KARL wrote:
lol hahaWhen i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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(add) KARL wrote:
This is my favorite so far. Although Chula's is close second.When i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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I left my phone on my desk...went to the bathroom and came back to the screen on with message saying cocksucker sent me a message. No one has ever mentioned it so I'm not asking if anyone was near my desk. Thank goodness I wasn't in a conference room. The phone goes everywhere with me now. I guess I got lucky.
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I walk around with my wifi finder looking for signal and people think I'm trying to use the phone
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NO FACE wrote:
that's not really a TW moent but ok lolI walk around with my wifi finder looking for signal and people think I'm trying to use the phone
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Haha nice Matt. I have a good one. If anyone remembers that thread I made about my hand shaking like crazy after cutting bamboo awhile back, I was at my friends house and I showed him the game and such and I went into that thread. He saw that groundhog's post was "hold your johnson!".....so now he makes fun of me for that everytime I mention turf wars and says "oh you can play turf wars with asiangenius and groundhog". So yeah
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βΣ∠†Σ₫ 💺⚡💀 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Oh man that's hilarious! 👍(add) KARL wrote:
lol hahaWhen i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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When you're driving a car full if people on the highway, and you start to swerve into the next lane and everyone thinks you've fallen asleep at the wheel or getting some important text. Then you gotta explain you were trying to plant a turf in that city. 😒
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I stopped and pulled over at a panera bread with there free wifi so i could jist plant a turf in that area and since it was while i was having my permit my mom asked me why i pulled over and i said hold on i can plant a turf here.... I got slapped in the back of the head sadly 😞
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!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
haha nice goingI stopped and pulled over at a panera bread with there free wifi so i could jist plant a turf in that area and since it was while i was having my permit my mom asked me why i pulled over and i said hold on i can plant a turf here.... I got slapped in the back of the head sadly 😞
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!Iggyupyours🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
lol good job!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
haha nice goingI stopped and pulled over at a panera bread with there free wifi so i could jist plant a turf in that area and since it was while i was having my permit my mom asked me why i pulled over and i said hold on i can plant a turf here.... I got slapped in the back of the head sadly 😞
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(add) KARL wrote:
That's about as hard as I've ever laughed reading a post on turf wars. Freaking hilarious. DickdragonWhen i was chilling with my girlfriend she was playing with my phone and i felt gay as hell when she told me dickdragon was attacking me lol
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Having my 3 kids call me a dork because I went to san Diego for the weekend to people I play an online game with.
My wife wanting to have sex, but I told her to wait because my vendetta was going live in 5 minutes.
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zraygo wrote:
haha just wait til your kids grow up and play turf wars!!Having my 3 kids call me a dork because I went to san Diego for the weekend to people I play an online game with.
My wife wanting to have sex, but I told her to wait because my vendetta was going live in 5 minutes.
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HydroChaz wrote:
!Iggyupyours🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
lol good job!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
haha nice goingI stopped and pulled over at a panera bread with there free wifi so i could jist plant a turf in that area and since it was while i was having my permit my mom asked me why i pulled over and i said hold on i can plant a turf here.... I got slapped in the back of the head sadly 😞
🚙💨❎💢🚙🏫📶📲😺😒❔
📱👈💪😠👋💢😓THE END
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!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
HydroChaz wrote:
!Iggyupyours🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
lol good job!HenrySolis🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
haha nice goingI stopped and pulled over at a panera bread with there free wifi so i could jist plant a turf in that area and since it was while i was having my permit my mom asked me why i pulled over and i said hold on i can plant a turf here.... I got slapped in the back of the head sadly 😞
🚙💨❎💢🚙🏫📶📲😺😒❔
📱👈💪😠👋💢😓THE END
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zraygo wrote:
wow lolHaving my 3 kids call me a dork because I went to san Diego for the weekend to people I play an online game with.
My wife wanting to have sex, but I told her to wait because my vendetta was going live in 5 minutes.
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RedDawg wrote:
I had that happen to me, only my mom came in and saw that and thought I was watching porn. XDI left my phone on my desk...went to the bathroom and came back to the screen on with message saying cocksucker sent me a message. No one has ever mentioned it so I'm not asking if anyone was near my desk. Thank goodness I wasn't in a conference room. The phone goes everywhere with me now. I guess I got lucky.
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