⚡The Magical Mind of BadBean Pt2 ⚡
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Over the past few months I have been fixing my 5+ year old Dell Dimension so I can play games and get work done on it, and after scavenging through 5 year old driver files hidden in the deepest darkest corners of the internet, Ive finally repaired my computer enough to where I can play games on a minimal graphics level. I've decided upon playing slender after hearing about my friend dropping hot coffee in his lap while playing; good thing it wasn't McDonalds coffee or it would've left a scar, also it would've tasted terribly, but that's beside the point as I would expect hot coffee on your lap doesn't have a taste, and if you did have taste buds in your lap, you most likely would've already ended it all due to the constant cocktail of juices in that area you'd be tasting.
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Anyways, I'm downloading it, and I expect to be scared; although, usually these jump scare type games don't phase me. Maybe the mythos behind it will improve my playing experience. If I don't post for awhile it's because I'm presumably huddled in a corner slowly sobbing myself to sleep, thinking over every bad decision I've made in my life that led me to the moment that pixels could make me void my bowels in such a way that the opposing forces lifts me about half a foot.
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(This one will actually be in more of a diary format by the way, sort of like how the last one started, but I'll stay more dedicated to it this time. Much like the mockingbird that layed eggs in my backyard tree last year was dedicated to pecking my head when I passed by.)
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Well fuck me sideways, it turns out that all that work to make my dinosaur PC work for games failed. About 2/8 the way through slender(which as it turns out is creepy as hell when home alone and in the dark but so is most things; I bet I could watch Barney home alone and in the dark and be scared, but then again Barney was a child molester, but I digress), having yet to spot slendy, my computer froze. The music continued playing with the eerie bum bum in the background. I waited for it to unfreeze, but no dice. However, while waiting I noticed that slendy was in the back corner hidden amongst the woods much in the way that an anorexic blends into a hat rack factory, staring. That freaked me out pretty bad, but I guess it would've freaked me out more if I had just ran into while pressing shift.
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It'd be like one of those movies where the child runs directly into the monster and looks up. After control-alt-delete failing, and all other routes failing, I hard-powered-off my comp( you know the nervous process of holding the button for 10 secs and then hearing the click that signifies your computer and it's problems are gone for now). However, I have yet to get it back on. Troubleshooting this will be a bitch me-thinks. I think I'll sleep and leave my problems for tomorrow. Hopefully no delicious BBQ sauce(Texas style not the weird Carolina style that they put on their cat BBQ) ends up on any of my components.
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I tried to sleep but not much of anything happened in that department, so Forrest gump it was. However, I think that slender game had me a little jumpy. While filling up my tea glass during a boring part of the movie(its hard to find one in Gump) I glanced over and could've sworn I saw a screaming face in a glare in a glass cup. I looked back and realized it must've just been my mind playing tricks on me. I also keep thinking back to that image of slendy burned on my comp screen, the graphics were low and he was far away but I could still make out the eerie white face(or lack there of). Freaky game eh?
I tried to work on the computer but no luck. I'm not the best with hardware, and that seems to be the problem. There is audible clicks coming from the comp during it's attempt to turn on, but then it crashes harder than I did after my experience with the Uberman sleep cycle. -
Also, my streetlight that i can see through my window is activating my OCD. It's flickering on and off incessantly. This literally has never been a problem before last night. It's one of those pale orange lights; those ones that while they seem to serve no purpose in actually lighting the street, but they do seem fit to set a mood that you could sell drugs too or alternatively be murdered to. But now, with it's flickering, it could host a heroine filled rave. I think I'll call the city so they can change the bulb.
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Here's a coinkidink, i saw a tall black figure in my doorway that's head almost hit the ceiling, which is about 7 feet tall. Either it was 1.Slenderman 2. I'm imagining things
3. Yao Ming is a stalker. -
It turns out my parents decided to buy themselves and my Sis computers brand spanking new computers. Not me though. But, eh roll with the punches. Still diagnosing my computer's problem. That clicking is really annoying because it shows my comp is working-ish.
Have you ever seen those abandoned building near the bad section of town and thought what you would do with it having infinite resources? Well I had that daydream today. It turns out that you can house a full waterpark inside a 1000 sq ft building in my mind, but I think the city permits for fun would be exceeded in that area of town. Maybe I can get a special edict from the mayor through extortion or alternatively bribery, or Maybe I can set up an elaborate rise in which I seduce a family member and threaten to expose photos of said family member, but that's something somebody crazy would do, and although I can be eccentric at most points, I generally am quite sane. -
Why don't you just build your own computer? It's simple and I can make you a really tight budget build good for gaming.
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I actually didn't notice the abandoned building until I noticed what appeared to be a homeless man standing in the alley, just standing there looking like one of those kids from the infomercials that make you want to donate all of your money. I imagine, although I didn't get a good look at him, he was having a bad day because when you spend atleast 3 seconds just standing in an alley staring at the road, you must be missing something dear to you. I only assume he must have been standing there for awhile because the chance I see him while driving while he is in the creepiest pose possible is infinitesimal at best, but that's the joy of life; all events that happen to you must be infinitesimal, but with 7 billion people repeating actions everyday, crazy things happen due to the pure repeating of events. Atleast that's the way I see it.
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Hmm I prefer the older rambling from you. These ones are a bit to mundane where the old ones where quite random.
But still well written thou!
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