What's so good about being a Martian
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  Well why the hell not these threads are all the rage these days. 
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  I heard they bang with their eyes... 
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  !SoulStealer🌇🌊🔨 wrote: FapfapfapfapfapI heard they bang with their eyes... 
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  OMFG don't do it you'll go blind!!!! 
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  they get really high..?! 
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  They will not reply to any of our insults ❕ 
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  !SoulStealer🌇🌊🔨 wrote: I'd be stareinh alot! Besides anal probling on humans is the shitI heard they bang with their eyes... 
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  Turf Whore wrote: Shhh! Do you want the aliens to probe your ass!?!SoulStealer🌇🌊🔨 wrote: I'd be stareinh alot! Besides anal probling on humans is the shitI heard they bang with their eyes... 
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  Shit, we could nuke those slimy bastards in a second. USA!! USA!! 
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  "I walk down city streets in an unsuspecting human world. Inhuman in your midst, this world is mine to own." 
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  They visited the UK in WWII according to official military records :O 
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