Dear boss...
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Dear boss,
Just cause no man wants to stick their dick in you doesn't give you the right to be a bitch at work. It's fuckin Friday. Seriously. Be nice. Before I go and key your pretty BMW -
Dear Jon,
Don't key his car. 1/2 sand and 1/2 sugar in his gas tank would work much better.
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✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Dear Jon,
Don't key his car. 1/2 sand and 1/2 sugar in his gas tank would work much better.
His? 😳
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"The Man" wrote:
Ha ha definitely a her. And yea, I don't think I could key a sexy ass Beemer like that. Ugh, I need non-fireable options. Curse these people✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Dear Jon,
Don't key his car. 1/2 sand and 1/2 sugar in his gas tank would work much better.
His? 😳
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Dear Men of TW,
Will one of you do Jon a favor and give his boss an orgasm? Take one for the team so to speak... Otherwise a fellow Turfwarrian may end up behind bars....
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Payment will be in alcohol, cause God knows you'll need it. All I ask is that you get this grenade off my ass. Other compensation may be included depending on how horrible of a kisser she is
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"The Man" wrote:
✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Dear Jon,
Don't key his car. 1/2 sand and 1/2 sugar in his gas tank would work much better.
His? 😳
Ha, thought his boss was a gay dude! In that case, just have sex with her, video it, and use the video to get promoted.
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No thanks, I've had to be the chubby chaser for a couple friends in my time. Some of them I felt I should have gnawed my arm off to get away.
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@415: can't, I will gladly use the girlfriend card on this one. Plus I can't lower my self esteem that much. I think she treats relationships the way praying mantises do...
@ShadowKing: Yea, I had an ex like that. Less than 3 weeks in she was going to my parents asking if I might marry her. Psycho if ya ask me. She lasted a month and not a day more
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
Payment will be in alcohol, cause God knows you'll need it. All I ask is that you get this grenade off my ass. Other compensation may be included depending on how horrible of a kisser she is
Please post the following information when requesting help on a grenade:
1) Your location
2) Your target
3) Summary of the problem
4) Stats i.e. physical description (we have a diverse group here on TW, I'm sure there's someone for every grenade) -
👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 wrote:
Lmao! Classic!✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
Payment will be in alcohol, cause God knows you'll need it. All I ask is that you get this grenade off my ass. Other compensation may be included depending on how horrible of a kisser she is
Please post the following information when requesting help on a grenade:
1) Your location
2) Your target
3) Summary of the problem
4) Stats i.e. physical description (we have a diverse group here on TW, I'm sure there's someone for every grenade) -
Alright guys, here's the best I could do
1) Location is Montgomery AL
2) Target is Bitchy Boss
3) Well its a Friday and she came to work solely to ruin everyone's day. Word on the street has it that she's lacking the almighty D.
4) Target is vertically challenged, somewhere between the size of sixth grader and a tall midget. Roughly 4 foot 2. Face appears to have been smacked with a frying pan as a child, repeatedly. She is skinny so she should be easy to manhandle, although precautions should be taken as her temperament tends to make her feisty. She has been spotted at my favorite gas station purchasing cigarettes and alcohol, either to lure unsuspecting noobs back to lair or to ease her lonely life. Not sure which quite yet. I would describe her as a bully as she yells at and insults people that are lower than her but turns into a brown-nosing "yes man" when a bigger person shows upHonestly, any sized mob would help here, although I've heard the bigger the better.
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Please, no air support as that will do nothing to this person. I also do not want someone who will back down once they get into it with the target, as that may infuriate her more
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Have that paper bag ready!
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This sounds like the prequel to the move Horrible Bosses.....
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She got little (wo)man syndrome.
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👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 wrote:
I've got a homie for that!Dear Men of TW,
Will one of you do Jon a favor and give his boss an orgasm? Take one for the team so to speak... Otherwise a fellow Turfwarrian may end up behind bars....
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Where's the nondiscriminating friend when you need him 😝
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Lol anyone else think of Peter and his boss from family guy where she wanted him sleep with her? 😂
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This should be in the "V" forum.
Get it?!? 😂
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👿💋A͜ʟωɑץʂ ₲💋👿 wrote:
Lmfao! Good shit right there.✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
Payment will be in alcohol, cause God knows you'll need it. All I ask is that you get this grenade off my ass. Other compensation may be included depending on how horrible of a kisser she is
Please post the following information when requesting help on a grenade:
1) Your location
2) Your target
3) Summary of the problem
4) Stats i.e. physical description (we have a diverse group here on TW, I'm sure there's someone for every grenade) -
We had a right ass-hole at work once so my friend got a stick and rubbed dog shit under the door handles on his mercedes lol. Bad I know but also very fitting
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
Deffo think she wants you lol. Peter😉Lol anyone else think of Peter and his boss from family guy where she wanted him sleep with her? 😂
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"The Man" wrote:
Ha ha took me a sec but I got it 😉This should be in the "V" forum.
Get it?!? 😂
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"The Man" wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏This should be in the "V" forum.
Get it?!? 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 -
Somewhere on another iPhone app:
Dear employee:
I know it's Friday and you dont want to work but since you are being paid how about you try doing it for once. You think I don't want to goof around and have fun all day? I have responsabilities and am just trying to do my job.
😂
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
LOLSomewhere on another iPhone app:
Dear employee:
I know it's Friday and you dont want to work but since you are being paid how about you try doing it for once. You think I don't want to goof around and have fun all day? I have responsabilities and am just trying to do my job.
😂
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
😂 winning!Somewhere on another iPhone app:
Dear employee:
I know it's Friday and you dont want to work but since you are being paid how about you try doing it for once. You think I don't want to goof around and have fun all day? I have responsabilities and am just trying to do my job.
😂
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Somewhere on another iPhone app:
Dear employee:
I know it's Friday and you dont want to work but since you are being paid how about you try doing it for once. You think I don't want to goof around and have fun all day? I have responsabilities and am just trying to do my job.
😂
LMAO it's def been on Facebook.... 😂😂😂😂
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Lmao😂😂😂👍
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Before you go all the way to a V here, have you tried some of the following:
- talk it over, maybe she'll stop
- ask the local capo to help, maybe someone neutral like Mystery could help ease her tensions
- have her post here so we can hear her side
Lastly...Mob Up. Get to work and get promoted and take her job!If none of that works, sure, I'll join ya in a V attempt - you bring the bag (and brens.)
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