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🍎 Aug 30, 2012

What's the best advice you've ever gotten
Alexei Aug 30, 2012

Don't do drugs
sofresh Aug 30, 2012

If you tap it, wrap it
🎱🔫ᎠᏀᎾᎾᎠᎦ🎱🔫 Aug 30, 2012

sofresh wrote:
If you tap it, wrap it

Haha! That just made my day!
slugger89 Aug 30, 2012

Never over promise and under deliver, under promise and over deliver. (I'm a Warehouse Supervisor) but works in real life too
OneThumbBastard Aug 30, 2012

After you reach age 40, never trust a fart!
🔥KALI🔥130SS🔥 Aug 30, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
After you reach age 40, never trust a fart!

Lol😂😂😂
☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ Aug 30, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
After you reach age 40, never trust a fart!

😂😂😂😂I'm 39 so thanks for that advice hahaha
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Aug 30, 2012

ninjahippo18 wrote:
Don't carbomb viper

Serves u right dumbshit
👑Tha Great YD👑 Aug 30, 2012

Omg bastard that's to fucken funny
ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ Aug 30, 2012

Never use pepper spray on your food.
❖🔥ʘϮϮḁώḁ🔥❖ Aug 30, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
After you reach age 40, never trust a fart!

I'm only 28 and I still don't trust them bastards. Just last week I got tricked, it wasn't nice.
ZachT Aug 30, 2012

Always check for toilet paper first!
Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ Aug 31, 2012

ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ wrote:
Never use pepper spray on your food.

Only chuck Norris does that
Eric. Aug 31, 2012

Don't attempt to fight Chuck Norris; you'll always lose
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Aug 31, 2012

Use correct punctuation. There's a big difference between

Don't stop clubbing baby seals
And
Don't stop clubbing, baby seals 💃
ZachT Aug 31, 2012

ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Use correct punctuation. There's a big difference between

Don't stop clubbing baby seals
And
Don't stop clubbing, baby seals 💃

That's from a demotivational!
Comō Aug 31, 2012

Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ wrote:
ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ wrote:
Never use pepper spray on your food.

Only chuck Norris does that
Wow, I come from a spice loving family and that is a normal thing for me!!! 😱
Comō Aug 31, 2012

Lol!!! Just Kidding!!!
AdoptableKill Aug 31, 2012

If you drill into a object and can't get through you need to drill faster and harder in different spots
†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Aug 31, 2012

Comō wrote:
Lol!!! Just Kidding!!!

Really!? (Insert "Sarcastic Really?" Meme here)
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Aug 31, 2012

Don't be stupid.
You fucked up. Don't be stupid next time.
What did I say about being stupid?
🏈ℳ∆ཞ℣ℒѧṩ仐̫仐🏉 Aug 31, 2012

Win if u can, Cheat if u must! But NEVER loose!!
Faucet Failure Aug 31, 2012

Dont be silly cover your willy
🔥🎾SaberX🎾🔥 Aug 31, 2012

Alexei wrote:
Don't do drugs

👍
🍎 Aug 31, 2012

MARVLAS wrote:
Win if u can, Cheat if u must! But NEVER loose!!

Well said except u spelled lose wrong like WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IS IT SO DAMN HARD TO GET PUNCUATION RIGHT........
I think I'm done here Lol
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Aug 31, 2012

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, a lemon a day takes care of most anyone else, when thrown properly
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Aug 31, 2012

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you...
☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ Aug 31, 2012

Happy wife, happy life!
🏈ℳ∆ཞ℣ℒѧṩ仐̫仐🏉 Aug 31, 2012

🍎 wrote:
MARVLAS wrote:
Win if u can, Cheat if u must! But NEVER loose!!

Well said except u spelled lose wrong like WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IS IT SO DAMN HARD TO GET PUNCUATION RIGHT........
I think I'm done here Lol
STFU & Mob the fuck up NOOB!!
SloBThaKnoB Aug 31, 2012

C.W.F.Y = Cunts Will F*** You

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