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And shot him up with 💀Ńöväkäńę💀
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He then jumped in his 🌇💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌇
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Went to pick up 🎩MADD🎩HATTER🎩 and Blackbatman
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travdog70 wrote:
One might I was driving down the road at MIDNITE , when I saw this ONE THUMB BASTARD hitch hiking....
(keep the story going with player names)
Or THREETHUMBS, maybe?
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MrsGTR36 wrote:
Suddenly A RANDOM BLOKE jumped out shouting "I'm a PIONEER BRONC FAN!" the car SWERVEd and NOBODY spoke for the rest of the journey.Went to pick up 🎩MADD🎩HATTER🎩 and Blackbatman
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They arrived at their destination 'The BRASS FLAMINGO' , the hottest gay bar in town. They were greeted at the door by a badly dressed drag queen "hi I'M JOE, have fun! Oh, and watch out for THATDUDEE, you know? The one who likes turtles?..LAWRENCE!" they all walked inside with a slight SWAGGER and saw the guy who likes turtles. He was wasted and was telling anyone who would listen that he was THE MESSIAH. Just then a PIMP by the name of PROMETHEUS was heard shouting at a guy called FAT RAYMOND, "Ha YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL!" a local gal by the name of AMBER was stood over the guy cracking her knuckles. "man! She's got real LADIE SKILLZ!" continued PIMP. EVERYBODY ELSE averted their gaze...
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Tech™ ︻┳テ=一 wrote:
👏👏👏They arrived at their destination 'The BRASS FLAMINGO' , the hottest gay bar in town. They were greeted at the door by a badly dressed drag queen "hi I'M JOE, have fun! Oh, and watch out for THATDUDEE, you know? The one who likes turtles?..LAWRENCE!" they all walked inside with a slight SWAGGER and saw the guy who likes turtles. He was wasted and was telling anyone who would listen that he was THE MESSIAH. Just then a PIMP by the name of PROMETHEUS was heard shouting at a guy called FAT RAYMOND, "Ha YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL!" a local gal by the name of AMBER was stood over the guy cracking her knuckles. "man! She's got real LADIE SKILLZ!" continued PIMP. EVERYBODY ELSE averted their gaze...
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Bravo tech bravo
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Took him to McDonald's to get him a happy meal for all his troubles.
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After getting their fill of the BRASS FLAMINGO, they stopped by Starbucks for some coffee. The barrista, a funny lil guy whose name tag read JOHNNY O, had BAD NEWS for them. He told them that a SHIT STORM of FUNKY BUFFALOs had crushed their GTR36. Luckily a guy in a van drove by. One of them shouted "hey CRACKA" and the van screeched to a halt. BLACKBATMAN stepped out of the van and said "I'm no CRACKA!" but if you guys need a ride, jump in. They all thought this was ULTRA cool of him.
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But later, he later realized that the driver was his NEMISIS, ehich he has 43 of, he jumped out of the van, and lost all his SWAGGER
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Just as Agent Hawk came up and...
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Met Aces who..
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Was finally DUNN reading his ATLAs
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And alpha became top dog.
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And found THE BUTTON MAN
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He was CERTain that it was a SIN to ROBo37 people but that's what MUGGERS do when they are. HARDCORE .
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ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ wrote:
Recognition:)!⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Meanwhile, Admiral May and Chaptain Sheen were devising a plan to take over the world lead by a Freemason.Meanwhile, desperate for a break in the case, ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ called in ☭Ʈჩع ཞعժ A͜ཞღγ☭, led by a Hebrew Hitman known as Mr. Big Cat.
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Then he fell on some SHAGGLY RAZORS and stumbled onto a GATOR FARM only to find...
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His ACHILLES tendon was torn, he came out in pain and smelling like a SWAMPDONKEY. All of the sudden rising from the depths was a SMOKEMONSTER of tremendous size. How ever he stood tall, after all he was a ALPHA male...
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All of a sudden the smoke monster said "hey YOU!... Who me? ...No YOU!... Oh you mean me!.... No not you, YOU"
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Confused and scared he huddled praying to the messiah.
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His last thought was that the GREENMAN ate a CUPCAKE at MIDNITE. then the smoke monster killed him and reported back to QUEEN NICOLE what happened. She thought it was good because he had FUN while doing it. Then a RANDOMBLOKE JABbEd her with a HACKSAW
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Not before she hit THETROLL with a LEFTHOOK and called for JOHNNY's 2GUNS...
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Afterward he ate a giant CRACKA while he typed up the story on his MAC, if was exhausting but that SLEEPY PETE finally went to sleep.
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Being awakend by the passing by of a FUNKYBUFFALO , he arose on horse back was Mickey Dunn driving the funky buffaloes , he saw one in paticular and asked if he would SELLER.....
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mickey dunn said he would if he could but if he wants to buy one hed have to talk to BENNY DA BOSS
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But BENNY DA BOSS was too busy watching PRIMO LOCO run in circles crossed eyed looking up with his elbows tucked in and dead wrists with bouncing hands shouting into the sky "IMA CAMEL IM A FUCKING CAMEL"
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Not to interrupt but this thread is awesome 👍
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A badly dressed drag queen? Is that the kind of image my names gives off? haha, maybe i should change it to mean joe or something..
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