WHATS ON PRIMO'S MIND? 😺
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I was going to make a thread about how bored I was and I should just punch but on Facebook I've posted up a few things that are funny and though I should share with you all 😋
I like magic, I sometimes pretend to be a magician and make a fly appear and disappear. Before I do anything I let my audience chase the fly to try to catch it. While they do that I say the magic words and make it disappear. To make it re-appear I chant softly and wave my hands over everything in the house until finally BAM it's back.
I like to freeze flys and then put them in my hand and thaw them out to freak out my mom and have her call me Jesus for bringing back a fly from the dead. She told me to do it to my grandpa when he passed but all I got was thrown out of the hospital for "making out with recently decease person" -
I burned a fly yesterday, it was trapped on those sticky streamers. I then went to pee in the portapotty and trapped a fly in some toilet paper for bugging me. I thought of killing two birds with one stone by burning the fly and the poopy smell away but instead I found out toilet paper is very flammable and burnt the hairs on my hand instead.
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Primo Loco wrote:
Serves you right!I burned a fly yesterday, it was trapped on those sticky streamers. I then went to pee in the portapotty and trapped a fly in some toilet paper for bugging me. I thought of killing two birds with one stone by burning the fly and the poopy smell away but instead I found out toilet paper is very flammable and burnt the hairs on my hand instead.
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I love to watch people who are afraid of spiders try to corner one. Because once they do they start backing up even more and as soon the spider moves they freak out. It's ok daddy long legs I'll hold you 😺.
Idk why people freak out when they have dreams about going out in public in their underwear. I've done it before and all I have to say is it's very comfortable to feel the breeze between your knees. Yea I go out in public in my underwear but at least I have the decency to button up the hole and stitch up the others and bleach the shit stains away. What do you do?
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Did you ever wonder what how we discovered cow milk was drinkable and not just a maturnal type of thing where they needed calves in order to produce milk? What was the person thinking? "Those are some big titties, I wonder what would happen if I tugged on one" *tug* OH MAN IM SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE FEMALE
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
ITS TIME WAS COMING AND IT WAS ANNOYING MEPrimo Loco wrote:
Serves you right!I burned a fly yesterday, it was trapped on those sticky streamers. I then went to pee in the portapotty and trapped a fly in some toilet paper for bugging me. I thought of killing two birds with one stone by burning the fly and the poopy smell away but instead I found out toilet paper is very flammable and burnt the hairs on my hand instead.
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(once again this thread had no other purpose other than to show you how my mind works lol)
I don't like throwing things away, I like to recycle. I also don't like wearing shoes I enjoy being barefooted. So whenever my socks rip I make anklets put of them by cutting the actual sock part and when my shoes rip I tear off the soles completely and walk around like the male Mexican version of TOPH from avatar (last air bender)
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I should really say what's ON my mind not how my mind works... Oh well lol.
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Primo Loco wrote:
When i was little there was this hole in my basement with 11 daddy longlegs and i would play with them everyday and they tried soo hard to bite me but they couldnt puncture my skinI love to watch people who are afraid of spiders try to corner one. Because once they do they start backing up even more and as soon the spider moves they freak out. It's ok daddy long legs I'll hold you 😺.
Idk why people freak out when they have dreams about going out in public in their underwear. I've done it before and all I have to say is it's very comfortable to feel the breeze between your knees. Yea I go out in public in my underwear but at least I have the decency to button up the hole and stitch up the others and bleach the shit stains away. What do you do?
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do you guys try to figure out how the magician does the trick as hes doing it?
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Pinkie pie
I've read somewhere that daddy long legs are the most dangerous spiders and have the most poisonous venom but are harmless to us because they cannot break the skin. Idk if that's true or not because idk of they even have venom but they are cool especially those really big ones OMG lol -
Primo Loco wrote:
That was a good series I remember watching it as kid sokka made me laugh so much(once again this thread had no other purpose other than to show you how my mind works lol)
I don't like throwing things away, I like to recycle. I also don't like wearing shoes I enjoy being barefooted. So whenever my socks rip I make anklets put of them by cutting the actual sock part and when my shoes rip I tear off the soles completely and walk around like the male Mexican version of TOPH from avatar (last air bender)
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sebastian5367 wrote:
They have a sequel series.Primo Loco wrote:
That was a good series I remember watching it as kid sokka made me laugh so much(once again this thread had no other purpose other than to show you how my mind works lol)
I don't like throwing things away, I like to recycle. I also don't like wearing shoes I enjoy being barefooted. So whenever my socks rip I make anklets put of them by cutting the actual sock part and when my shoes rip I tear off the soles completely and walk around like the male Mexican version of TOPH from avatar (last air bender)
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
I watched it not as good as the first one and very short but it got more violentsebastian5367 wrote:
They have a sequel series.Primo Loco wrote:
That was a good series I remember watching it as kid sokka made me laugh so much(once again this thread had no other purpose other than to show you how my mind works lol)
I don't like throwing things away, I like to recycle. I also don't like wearing shoes I enjoy being barefooted. So whenever my socks rip I make anklets put of them by cutting the actual sock part and when my shoes rip I tear off the soles completely and walk around like the male Mexican version of TOPH from avatar (last air bender)
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I watched it not as good as the first one and very short but it got more violent
Yea I don't like the new one they did 😒 sadly I bought it on iTunes just to watch it on slow days at work. Wasn't worth the money. -
FUCK MY IPOD IS BEING STUPID. it hasnt acted up like this in over a year 🙍 oh well ima just turn it off
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Did you get locked in the portapotty enquiring minds want to know
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travdog70 wrote:
And were there claw marks on the door?Did you get locked in the portapotty enquiring minds want to know
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
I love the part when theguy suicidessebastian5367 wrote:
They have a sequel series.Primo Loco wrote:
That was a good series I remember watching it as kid sokka made me laugh so much(once again this thread had no other purpose other than to show you how my mind works lol)
I don't like throwing things away, I like to recycle. I also don't like wearing shoes I enjoy being barefooted. So whenever my socks rip I make anklets put of them by cutting the actual sock part and when my shoes rip I tear off the soles completely and walk around like the male Mexican version of TOPH from avatar (last air bender)
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AVATAR IS FOR PUSSIES
REAL MEN WATCH MY LITTLE PONY
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monkeyin2tuxedo wrote:
Lmao I watched it last time I was in Los Angeles 😹😹😹AVATAR IS FOR PUSSIES
REAL MEN WATCH MY LITTLE PONY
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
No but I did lock it from the out side nice and has a line of truck drivers banging on the door and some told me there was someone asleep inside omg was it funny to unlock it when no one was looking. They were running around trying to figure out who was inside 😹😹😹travdog70 wrote:
And were there claw marks on the door?Did you get locked in the portapotty enquiring minds want to know
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