Suspense
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Joyride. wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂First you lost your dildo then your girl? Sucks man sorry
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Newf, sorry to hear you got your feelings bruised, especially after coming out of a rough patch.
@Katie, I've been rebuffed with style. Well done. I could argue that the dumpee was no longer up to scratch in the dumper's eyes but don't think it would hold up. I'm just going to be carefully about the way I eat my soup. I do hope you meant the person was moaning while eating their soup rather than the other way around, which casts up an entirely different set of images and raises all kinds of questions. 😃 -
Sorry abiout that stuff Newfie. But I'm glad your still around here.
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@The Far Side - I appreciate your rebuttal. If the moaning was preceded by the ingestion of soup, or the eating of soup triggered the moaning, will remain unsaid. Since I've heard the story of the moaning soup-eater, I've been keen to keep the two activities apart, save for the occasional "mmm" when eating soup to express the fact that may be pleasing to the palate. I avoid mentioning soup altogether in situations where moaning might, or in fact does take place, much for fear of becoming the dumpee over such a seemingly trivial issue.
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@katie. Excellent. We need to join forces to keep crackers and their influence right out of it.
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@The Far Side - and so it must be. Though a good clam chowder can be enjoyed with crackers 😜 Mmmm!
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monkeyin2tuxedo wrote:
This is good advice. Unless you are One of those people that don't wanna go to prisonDude just sneak into her house in the middle of the night and kill her that solves everything
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@ Katie, only New England clam chowder is worthy of crackers. A very good New England clam chowder with crackers has the power to evoke discrete moans which are both acceptable and sometimes desirable.
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@The Far Side- Tantalizing!
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monkeyin2tuxedo wrote:
Well that escalated quickly...Dude just sneak into her house in the middle of the night and kill her that solves everything
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