Wierdest injury
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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My cat (that got hit by a car spring 2011) broke his two middle toes...
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༎ ᎡΞNΛᎢᏆ ༎ wrote:
Done that!! Bled for hours. Still got the scar!Cut my penis fapping. Straight up.
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I once smashed an oversized whiskey bottle over my head...
And I have a bent finger from when I trapped it in the hinge of an old British Rail carriage...
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💗Swagger💗 wrote:
OuchI once smashed an oversized whiskey bottle over my head...
And I have a bent finger from when I trapped it in the hinge of an old British Rail carriage...
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ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂boss ante wrote:
😂Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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I know someone that was flying a plane and when they were about to land, a deer was in the way on the runway but it was dark so they didn't see it. The deer didn't live.
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A clown onece made me go into annifelectic shock.
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I sliced my finger open with a tooth brush.
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂😂😂Ultimonster wrote:
😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂boss ante wrote:
😂Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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YOU wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂😂😂Ultimonster wrote:
😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂boss ante wrote:
😂Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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⬆ getting hit with a ban hammer, now that's a weird injury
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I have a feeling some bans are coming.
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I see about 10 bans from this thread alone.🔨
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Dove in the shallow end of the pool and bust my two front teeth when i hit bottom! 😷
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When I was about 2, I fell off a chair whilst eating breakfast ... I broke my fast with a broken leg.
When I was 3, I was on a trampoline, fell over (still on the trampoline) and broke my other leg.
A co-worker last week on the trawling ship I was on managed to smash his nose up on a metal table: he hunched foward to flip the braces of his wet-weather pants over his shoulders, slipped on the wet deck and face-planted. Made a right mess of his nose.
A mate years ago pulled the wrong brake lever on a bicycle, went over the handle bars - breaking several bones and losing several teeth on the road. Poor bastard.
Another mate put a large marble in his mouth, daring his brother to hit it with another marble. He now has false front teeth. Crazy guy.
I might post some more stories soon ... this is bringing back funny memories 😏
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I vaguely remember trying to demonstrate how to use a hammer ... and hitting my finger instead of the nail. I'm sure my student pissed himself laughing. Lol.
I've been shot with a nailgun ... interesting experience, though not particularly painful. Didn't even bleed 😒
Riding a bicycle years ago, my chain came off. I was fairly flying, and the sudden change in balance sent both myself and the bike into a double sumersault on the road. That wasn't pretty ... I'll leave out the gory details.
I used to have my toes crushed regularly by a bad dancing partner (I did ballroom dancing for a year).
The number of times I've fallen out of trees, crashed bicycles, motorbikes and cars, I should really be dead. Thankfully, I'm not.
I might even post again ... I'm enjoying reliving past pains 😂
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I forward rolled off the bottom of a flume in a holiday park swimming pool in France... didn't realise it was the shallow end till i surfaced and spat out the top 1cm of my tongue, along with a mouthful of blood.
Ice pops all round
I also have an air bubble in my knee from falling off my bike as a kid... it's now impossible to pop as it's under several layers of scar tissue -
I got 3 screws in my knee for playing soccer😼⚽
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It his isn't my injury but an injury I caused even though the list is long. Well anyways I swung the gold putter and smacked my cousin in the face leaving a dent look on it causing tons of bleeding which caused him to faint and unfortunately fall on a stump and shatter his knee cap... I'm friendly aren't I?
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My cousin dropped his phone in a fire and reached in to get it you shoulda seen his face when he realised his arm was on fire 😝
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These are hilarious. Lol!!!
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Mr.MansMob wrote:
Done that!My cousin dropped his phone in a fire and reached in to get it you shoulda seen his face when he realised his arm was on fire 😝
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RomeSPQR wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂😂😂Ultimonster wrote:
😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😂😂boss ante wrote:
😂Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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boss ante wrote:
😂😂😂Decep7ioN wrote:
😂😂💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😂😂😂Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂ninjahippo18 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Broke my collarbone practicing how to fall safely
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sebastian5367 wrote:
Wtf man, kids play this game. And I, as an adult, don't want to hear this kind of story anyway.blah blah, creepy story, blah blah, unnecessary details, blah blah
P.S. why would you want to use the front brakes anyway? Fail
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I had a feeling the thing with the emojis would happen 😹😹😹😹
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Dove into aswimming pool, accidentally did a somersault underwater, and bashed my head against the side of the swimming pool. Strangely, no concussion.
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sebastian5367 wrote:
this story is bullshit.I was on a bike going down hill and I used the Back brakes instead of the front brakes crashed into a parked car an slid of the seat and my dick slid into the Handel bars and my penis bled for a week. Sadly I couldn't "DO IT " with my lady friend for that whole week
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