What's good about being British?
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Well. I'm knacked Shabbas. Time for a kip. A full English on the morrow. Would love to give the other half one tonight but got a floppy due to ale. Toss! Catch you all later. X
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alistair wrote:
Oh and Only in Britain... Can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British, but by fuck we're funny!Being British is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a Belgian beer, travelling home grabbing an Indian curry, to sit on swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese tv. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!! 😺
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bigman72 wrote:
IM from Dallas and I understood...but Ive lived there on student exchange in my youth.Well. I'm knacked Shabbas. Time for a kip. A full English on the morrow. Would love to give the other half one tonight but got a floppy due to ale. Toss! Catch you all later. X
and for the record...your Fish and chips were better when they were served in newsprint. -
I was stationed with some blokes from the Royal Air Force in Saudi Arabia. They had brought their own chefs and had a kitchen set-up on our base with real meat and fresh milk while we were eating slop served by bums.
I made friends with those gits and let them drive around in my hummer and they took me to their chow hall. It was bloody good. -
I reckon we (🇬🇧) have the fairest court system, however we have the worst prisons ever. More luxury than a 5* hotel!
The British Empire made us cool...
Also who else can say America is our fault? We've buggered the rest of the world giving them what USA is now and the UK is paying for it by losing badly in the Eurovision song contest! -
Oh ya, the Young Ones are hilarious.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHH IM SO CONFUSED 😵🔫 gotta end my headache somehow
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Sumatriptan.
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bigman72 wrote:
the bobbies were on my tail my nerves are shot I had to smoke a fag..An American using the word 'Wankers'? I'm impressed! Anymore?
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The thing is Americans came from English ppl a looong time ago. And we dot hate u as such but it's a friendly competitions between the two nations. Being a Brit is friggin awesome. We invented a lot of shit and look at us, a once great nation. Though it's turned into a shithole now :)
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Another good thing about Britain. ESSEX GIRLS! Who's with me lol
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bennington wrote:
Are you serious!?Essex girls are just cum bucketsAnother good thing about Britain. ESSEX GIRLS! Who's with me lol
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My dad was a drinker. Once, he was drinking more than usual and he was in a rage. When he got home he was really drunk. My mummy got the __(fill in)__
to defend herself, and daddy didn't like that one bit.
So he ___(fill in)___ and turned to me and said,
"why so ________." lol -
alistair wrote:
bang on pal lmaoBeing British is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a Belgian beer, travelling home grabbing an Indian curry, to sit on swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese tv. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!! 😺
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UK is run by TWFC but not GC3 ???
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alistair wrote:
LMAOBeing British is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a Belgian beer, travelling home grabbing an Indian curry, to sit on swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese tv. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!! 😺
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bennington wrote:
I suggest for my fellow americans to watch ashens on YouTube. That Brit is awesome!For Americans who want to know what's great about being british watch on YouTube a comedian called Al Murray.
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The best things about being British is being able to spell words with the letter u in them, Bragging rights from winning both world wars, having the largest empire in history, having gutter jokes (the rude ones) and all the free stuff from the government also we have middle class and recognise eurovision as being very camp and not important.
No racism or offence intended to anyone from that post.
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////AMG Add:E63 wrote:
That is the point as long as they are cleaned out every so often they're good to gobennington wrote:
Are you serious!?Essex girls are just cum bucketsAnother good thing about Britain. ESSEX GIRLS! Who's with me lol
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I think there should be a one day global gas day. You can take out and claim anywhere you want in the world without the travel. Let the global top players unite their country and charge!!!
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BregNog wrote:
Yeah and a sign saying ⚠enter at own risk⚠////AMG Add:E63 wrote:
That is the point as long as they are cleaned out every so often they're good to gobennington wrote:
Are you serious!?Essex girls are just cum bucketsAnother good thing about Britain. ESSEX GIRLS! Who's with me lol
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Every holes a goal!
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BregNog wrote:
Yeah and a sign saying ⚠enter at own risk⚠////AMG Add:E63 wrote:
That is the point as long as they are cleaned out every so often they're good to gobennington wrote:
Are you serious!?Essex girls are just cum bucketsAnother good thing about Britain. ESSEX GIRLS! Who's with me lol
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1. Seattle-esque sunshine & depressives ☔😰🔫
2. The Original Pub Crawl™
3. The Prisoner
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4. "Bloody ______"
5. Those crazy old Germanic Royals
6. David Ickes🐍👽🐍, Dawkins 👍🐒👍, & Hitchens 💀👼💀
7. Dead Parrot & Cheese Shop
8. Ali G & Scroobius Pip
9. Treacle, haggis, Indian food, fish n chips, toffee, spotted dick, chavettes, boarding school, fanny packs, fags & poofsand
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...."'Tis only a flesh wound!" 💢🎓💢
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The monty python sketches! 'we are the knights that say 'nee'! 'i'm Brian and so's my wife'. NO ONE on this planet can compete with me on python quotes!!!
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Killer 66..... yeah! You got me! Bugger.
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Bigman72 it's knights who say ni BTW I won't inturupt this fourm post for a pound.
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bazboffer wrote:
Hahaha did that tonight!Al Murray, The Pub Landlord. Beer for the gent, fruit based drink for the lady. Genius. The best thing about being a Brit is being able to tell your best friend In the world he's a right Twat, and he's still your mate.
Sunday dinners ;)
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Some how every four years we get our hopes up, get out the flags, and then shout at the tv for a poor performance in the world cup!!!
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And we don't have guns....Comments on if this is good or bad?
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