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I'm really bored, put a FUNNY joke, idk y just bored
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All I know is really racist jokes I'll save the hassle
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Why didn't the ancient egyptions build pyramids when it was foggy?Because they couldn't see the point!!
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Q: How many turwars players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2. One to screw it in and one to complian "Hey! Why'd you take my lightbulb I'm like 20 levels less then you".
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Hahahhahahahah funny
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president nixon wrote:
LolQ: How many turwars players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2. One to screw it in and one to complian "Hey! Why'd you take my lightbulb I'm like 20 levels less then you".
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Q. How many Turf Wars players does it take to raid a jewelry store?
A. 5, one to kill the clerk, one to get the jewels, one to complain about the bad lighting, another to complain about the blood from the clerk, and the last one to complain about the other two complaining.
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AIDs = gods best joke
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God says to adam
"Adam because of how good you are I wish to make you a mate, she will be beautiful, she will cook and clean for you and never complain about anything you do! She will love you be faithful and never question your word you will get a mate which will worship you BUT it will cost you a arm"
Adam replies "what will you give me for a rib?" -
I don't get it
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Wanna hear a joke???
Woman rights ....
lol jk
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3 peeps are walking down a street. They are a Japanese man, a Frenchman and an American. The jap says "i drop apples for my country." then one day they c a kid crying. The jap asks "littlekid y r u crying?" the kid says "an apple hit myhead :(! The Frenchman said I drop oranges 4 my country. Then one day they c another kid crying. So the Frenchman asks "y r u crying" the kid says " an orange fell and killed my pet hamster! :( the American says "whenever anyone trys to do a good deed it turns out badlly so I'm dropping fucking bombs!" then one day they c a kid laughing. The American asks "kid y r u lagging?" the kid says my dad farted and our house blew up!" :)
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3 peeps are walking down a street. They are a Japanese man, a Frenchman and an American. The jap says "i drop apples for my country." then one day they c a kid crying. The jap asks "littlekid y r u crying?" the kid says "an apple hit myhead :(! The Frenchman said I drop oranges 4 my country. Then one day they c another kid crying. So the Frenchman asks "y r u crying" the kid says " an orange fell and killed my pet hamster! :( the American says "whenever anyone trys to do a good deed it turns out badlly so I'm dropping fucking bombs!" then one day they c a kid laughing. The American asks "kid y r u lagging?" the kid says my dad farted and our house blew up!" :)
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3 peeps are walking down a street. They are a Japanese man, a Frenchman and an American. The jap says "i drop apples for my country." then one day they c a kid crying. The jap asks "littlekid y r u crying?" the kid says "an apple hit myhead :(! The Frenchman said I drop oranges 4 my country. Then one day they c another kid crying. So the Frenchman asks "y r u crying" the kid says " an orange fell and killed my pet hamster! :( the American says "whenever anyone trys to do a good deed it turns out badlly so I'm dropping fucking bombs!" then one day they c a kid laughing. The American asks "kid y r u lagging?" the kid says my dad farted and our house blew up!" :)
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@ a hospital there are 3 guys waiting for their doctor's visit. 1 guy is a smoker, another is a drinker and the 3rd is a gay guy. The drunk goes in first. He says, Doc what's my problem? The reply was "If you drink 1 more time ur gonna die." so the man leaves. Then the smoker comes in and gets the reply "You smoke 1 more time ur gonna die" and he leaves. And finally the gay guy. He get the reply "you have sex 1 more time ur gonna die". (cont'd...)
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...so the 3 of them head over to a bar together. They all order a drink and the drunk takes a sip and drops to the floor. The smoker says "DAMN that's horrible... I need a smoke, let's go outside buddy" to the gay gentleman.
When they get outside and the smoker goes to light up, he accidentally drops the cig. He bends down to pick it up and the gay guy dies........ -
If you take offense to my jokes, before you complain, just remember that I don't care.
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
She is a woman!How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a pennywhy are black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jailwhat is 14 inches and white?
Nothing!Why do you never hear about how good Mexico does in the olympics?
Because anyof them that can run jump or swim are already in the USA -
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic. While the car is being checked he goes across the street to an ice cream shop, but not having hands he gets ice cream all over his beak. He comes back to check on his car, and the mechanic says: "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin says: "No that's just some vanilla ice cream!"
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🐧🍦😄
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So one day this guy walks into a bar and says WTF, then another guy comes in and says NU U!!
I LOVE BAD JOKES😝
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What do u do if three gay guys walk into a bar and there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's go ride bikes!!!!
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guitarman wrote:
I don't get it
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What's 18" long and makes women scream in the night... CotDeath
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sugarpants wrote:
lolHow many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's go ride bikes!!!!
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etrauz wrote:
Wanna hear a joke???
Woman rights ....
lol jk
wanna hear a funnier joke?
Gay rightswanna hear an even funnier one?
Negro rights -
32 wrote:
wow assholeetrauz wrote:
Wanna hear a joke???
Woman rights ....
lol jk
wanna hear a funnier joke?
Gay rightswanna hear an even funnier one?
Negro rights
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