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Make the Wackiest Random posts you can whoever has the best is the 👑Weirdo of the Turf Wars Community!👑 😁 Who will be the weirdest?
How This will work: after 100 players have posted I will make a vote thread to vote who has the weirdest post. Please only post once but make it good!😜😝😁 -
I'll start : the cow I own craped in a fishes mouth then it swam away!!!😭😭😭 how could you, you tree!!! Why?!?!
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This is from 16 weeks ago on my magical mind post, just thought it might be good enough.In another class today we discussed the logistics of being stuck in the room all year. The topic fell to cannibalism, for we had no food, and I asked the question if there were any vegetarians here. 2 girls raised there hands and I told them if it came down to it we would eat them first. I then hatched a brilliant plan to impregnate the other 20 girls in the class in a staggered fashion so we'd have a steady stream of meat flowing(there's five guys including me so we privately choose our 4 each). This was an entertaining class.
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🔥☣ λᎦᎦλᎦᎦìɳ ☣🔥 wrote:
Woah what?💪 ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟😏 ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟💪
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The snozberries taste like chicken.
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I have 7 unicorns their names are Pete Joe Leroy Joesphine Faith Bobephine Tomephine I'm ambassador of a magic world I will not release the name due to reasons that my name my or may not be in it I run a school for unicorns fairys ( which aren't very nice ) dragons and griffins also a magic pet shop there's a guy named Waldo and his " wife" waldinette they are retired magic hobos ( hovering overly beefy object <- I MADE THAT UP DON'T STEAL IT 😖😥👿😣😖 magic hobos are NOT homeless people at all. My cat likes to lick pictures. My great gramps threatened to blow up a road he wasn't kidding. Rule of thumb explosives before physics. When your fat cousin flips you in the hamuk hold on like you gonna die because you likely are. When you sit on a rock in the water you are likely to be called a mermaid keep that in mind. I like candy how bout you ? I was born a city BEEP BEEP. I'm gonna where a strait jacket at Halloween not by choice ... A good by from my unicorns :D
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My cheesepuff whispered to my toe " cucumbers" then I sat on a rabbit.
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The tree fell on the broccoli but Captain Runs didn't care.Then he got punched in the face by Chuck Norris but the shark said no so mr cloud explode into cheese.That fart was so loud it blew Mt Olympus all the way to the duck.And then how the ponies pranced.What a glorious crab.Then the runners met up with the grass just to say "Warship".
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Table spoon of sperm js 9caloires
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*is Damm thumbsTable spoon of sperm js 9caloires
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YOU wrote:
The he got a new name Capt But runz and he flew to the thumb.The magic8 ball said "Please try the arm hair" as it fell down the steps to 5 year old baby but runz who ate it.The ping pong ball hated mr.carrot so he said "Flibberty jab blab!"The tree fell on the broccoli but Captain Runs didn't care.Then he got punched in the face by Chuck Norris but the shark said no so mr cloud explode into cheese.That fart was so loud it blew Mt Olympus all the way to the duck.And then how the ponies pranced.What a glorious crab.Then the runners met up with the grass just to say "Warship".
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"air force in commable babble"YOU wrote:
The he got a new name Capt But runz and he flew to the thumb.The magic8 ball said "Please try the arm hair" as it fell down the steps to 5 year old baby but runz who ate it.The ping pong ball hated mr.carrot so he said "Flibberty jab blab!"The tree fell on the broccoli but Captain Runs didn't care.Then he got punched in the face by Chuck Norris but the shark said no so mr cloud explode into cheese.That fart was so loud it blew Mt Olympus all the way to the duck.And then how the ponies pranced.What a glorious crab.Then the runners met up with the grass just to say "Warship".
"Oh no! Your breakuvfhjhg! Air force, how will we win the warrior?"
"Liar!"
"Donut?"
"Putrid auto pilot, FIRE!"
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Most of these posts sound like crazy Mad-Libs, but if there was a competition, I think littlesis might be winning. She sounds to be truly off her rocker. 😜
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There will be banana hamocks everywhere
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I'm pregnant.
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YOU wrote:
Quickly! Into the hovercraft with Carl! It's the only way!YOU wrote:
"air force in commable babble"YOU wrote:
The he got a new name Capt But runz and he flew to the thumb.The magic8 ball said "Please try the arm hair" as it fell down the steps to 5 year old baby but runz who ate it.The ping pong ball hated mr.carrot so he said "Flibberty jab blab!"The tree fell on the broccoli but Captain Runs didn't care.Then he got punched in the face by Chuck Norris but the shark said no so mr cloud explode into cheese.That fart was so loud it blew Mt Olympus all the way to the duck.And then how the ponies pranced.What a glorious crab.Then the runners met up with the grass just to say "Warship".
"Oh no! Your breakuvfhjhg! Air force, how will we win the warrior?"
"Liar!"
"Donut?"
"Putrid auto pilot, FIRE!"
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So I was walking my pet furry midget named Winston when suddenly I fell into an open manhole. When we hit the bottom, we realized it wasn't a sewer, bu an underground city full of alligator men. One of them at Winston. I lose more pet furry midgets that way.
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Yer mother was an Orc, ye dolt. RUMBLEBELLY!! Where are ye, we be needing a sneak and yerselfs a sneak.
By me fathers fathers fathers curse says I swear to eat a piña pole. Don't sit on a porcupine without shaving team. Know why? Cause of the banana skins. Durned elf, yet stealing all me fun!! How would I be if ye didn't let me not???
LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Wooo that was a close cow..
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How can you love her if you cant even eat her poop
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Bump ( not a random thing )
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My black baby brother got blue fun dip all over him. so I called him dirty smirf
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I buried my parakeet in the backyard. Oh look your playing the song backwards. Don't forget to make some fried potato fingernails later. Did you know that I love it whe the purple flying hippo from flapjaw space pulls a raw one over on tori uko nami, SCISSORS 69!!?'abnf. Btw I'm sorry about making you pay for me and my wife's dinner last 3 yeArs ago, I just wasn't feeling like myself tonight and had a giant rageboner... Sorry,
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
I can believe it 😂😂I'm pregnant.
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Otters can read brail.
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nicky the blade wrote:
😱 is that ANOTHER fat joke?!? 😡✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
I can believe it 😂😂I'm pregnant.
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Baked Zibbity zobbity pingas
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I like to eat toe jam straight from a fat girls toe nails *licks lips*😜
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👍I'm pregnant.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Lol like my favorite one ever😂😂 terrible but furnnyYOU wrote:
This is from 16 weeks ago on my magical mind post, just thought it might be good enough.In another class today we discussed the logistics of being stuck in the room all year. The topic fell to cannibalism, for we had no food, and I asked the question if there were any vegetarians here. 2 girls raised there hands and I told them if it came down to it we would eat them first. I then hatched a brilliant plan to impregnate the other 20 girls in the class in a staggered fashion so we'd have a steady stream of meat flowing(there's five guys including me so we privately choose our 4 each). This was an entertaining class.
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