👍Here's The Deal👊
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I'm trying to get to 1 million xp by August 22, 2012, my 2 year turfiversary. Anyone needing a stam dump, I'm here for ya. I'll heal as often as I can. I don't mind y'all hitting my turfs, but I'd prefer you not cap them.👍
BRING IT!👊
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Happy to help.
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🏥 🚑💨👋😃
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I'll hit you, and I'd be happy to be hit by you. Hahaha
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I fart in your general direction!💨💩
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You didn't get enough of me when you attacked me? Just wait, I'll get you when your not expecting it😜
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Girls don't like Dutch ovens 😝I fart in your general direction!💨💩
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Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. Hate me cuz you wife thinks I'm beautiful.👍
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Leveled all your tufs. Thank me later. Haha, j/k. Going for Godfather myself, so feel free to hit me back OTB.
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I'll attack you even if it means me getting er'd
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If it weren't for your stupidity, you'd have no personality at all.
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Your turfiversary is my real birthday. you may have to let me cap one. :P
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Welcome
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Your mama's a snowblower! Johnny 5 is alive!! 🔥
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What?!
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You dirty eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat.
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I can help mr thumb.
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I shall flail my broken body at you until I get no more exp. And I will continue to do this every 36 hours or so.
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You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder!
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Ima get ya!
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You are physically repulsive, intellectually [challenged], vulgar insensitive selfish, stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humor and you smell.
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Okay, which one of you gutless cat sniffers used the balaclava?
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
I smell?!? Thems fighting words!You are physically repulsive, intellectually [challenged], vulgar insensitive selfish, stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humor and you smell.
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Your incapable of running this shit, sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
I dont wanna play this game anymore😭😭😭😭😭Your incapable of running this shit, sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change.
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People who are talking metaphor ought to shampoo my crotch
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You smell!
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Listen, you snot nosed little shit, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face.
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I will fight!
Loud and proud!
To be honorably brave,
And stand my ground! -
Hell, son, you are as useful as a 🐔 flavored lollipop.
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