Thanks for the slightly used Dildo🍆

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〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Aug 6, 2012

I had to plan my 10 year anniversary on the secluded island of Newfoundland, hop close to 400 miles but finally made it to Dildo! I had to pass through "Come by chance", the "Old Shop" and another 50+ new capos but it was worth the journey for a personal goal.

Sorry theNewfiebullet for taking the capo from you but you entered PEI without the proper authorization paper so your charge was that slightly use Dildo🍆.
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Aug 6, 2012

Lol congrats Doux! 😂👍
the Anarchist Aug 6, 2012

Grab that dildo like you mean it
★Λubergine★ Aug 6, 2012

Congrats, Mr D! And nice job with the 55k, too. 👏👏
Fat Ray's ghost Aug 6, 2012

That's cruel. You don't just take a dildo from another man!
I would't wish it to my worst enemy...
Turf Smores Aug 6, 2012

I guess my plans for making a giant dildo turf art there is not going to happen anymore. 😞😔😓😢
★COVΛH★ Aug 6, 2012

Haha better slightly used than no dildo at all...
Σχϲιѕιøη Aug 6, 2012

You might want to sanitize it first.
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Aug 6, 2012

★HΛVOC★ wrote:
Haha better slightly used than no dildo at all...

I'll second that.. Somebody used the wrong "D" word when saying diamonds are a girls best friend 😳 🍆👍
originalbones Aug 6, 2012

Ya it's not a candle, so don't smell it!
✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Aug 6, 2012

originalbones wrote:
Ya it's not a candle, so don't smell it!

Was working for this dude (who was married 2.5 kids picket fence etc)one time and told to go get the flashlight out of the back of his truck.
I mistakenly thought he meant the back of the cab and reached down in one of those back seat compartments.

I sh*t you not, reached down and grabbed a large mag light thing in a plastic grocery bag.

D**n this thing is feels slippery between plastic... Wtf it was a large ass dildo.
★Λddi★ Aug 6, 2012

B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:
originalbones wrote:
Ya it's not a candle, so don't smell it!

Was working for this dude (who was married 2.5 kids picket fence etc)one time and told to go get the flashlight out of the back of his truck.
I mistakenly thought he meant the back of the cab and reached down in one of those back seat compartments.

I sh*t you not, reached down and grabbed a large mag light thing in a plastic grocery bag.

D**n this thing is feels slippery between plastic... Wtf it was a large ass dildo.

That's fucked up. The worst part would bring stuck imaging exactly what he'd been doing with that thing.
Johnny O 💃 Aug 6, 2012

Lmao outstanding congrats
★CHΛOS★ Aug 7, 2012

I wonder if he was using it for band practice 🎺
⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ Aug 7, 2012

★Λubergine★ wrote:
Congrats, Mr D! And nice job with the 55k, too. 👏👏

👍👍👍
Demacia Aug 7, 2012

I saw you've had that Dildo for 5+ hours, how is it?
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Aug 7, 2012

Demacia wrote:
I saw you've had that Dildo for 5+ hours, how is it?

If you really want to know I can ask my wife... I figured she could use it to pass the time while I'm hopping.
•C U N T• Aug 7, 2012

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meh! A dildo can't buy a round of drinks though!
Cpt.Greenthumb™ Aug 7, 2012

Congrats
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Aug 7, 2012

My friend's brother got slapped by a giant dildo.
Turf Smores Aug 7, 2012

ѦMБIΞИΓ☢ΓΞCH🔫💀🌄 wrote:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meh! A dildo can't buy a round of drinks though!

That ASCII art is amazing.
࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ Aug 7, 2012

Can I have it? I could really use it to brighten up my day and it will be my first
Fireproof™ Aug 7, 2012

Amazing job DOUX!
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Aug 8, 2012

El Don SUPERMAN wrote:
Wow now take the south Dildo you the freaking man just awesome

Found the South Dildo next to Paradise! I've been trying to find paradise for a while. Maybe I'll retire there one day with my Dildos.
Turf Smores Aug 8, 2012

★Мr. D⌖цх★ wrote:
El Don SUPERMAN wrote:
Wow now take the south Dildo you the freaking man just awesome

Found the South Dildo next to Paradise! I've been trying to find paradise for a while. Maybe I'll retire there one day with my Dildos.
I see you have the capo of come by chance too 😂
MOB 'N ROB Aug 8, 2012

I have never seen your stats.
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Aug 8, 2012

MOB 'N ROB wrote:
I have never seen your stats.

I never seen yours either 😜
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
'ᏦᏐ🍴ΞᎡᏟᎻΞF™ Aug 8, 2012

★Мr. D⌖цх★ wrote:
Demacia wrote:
I saw you've had that Dildo for 5+ hours, how is it?

If you really want to know I can ask my wife... I figured she could use it to pass the time while I'm hopping.
Lmao
⚪️ Aug 8, 2012

I love the visual of Mr Doux hopping on those dildos! I'm weirdly jealous...
the Anarchist Aug 9, 2012

saelo wrote:
I love the visual of Mr Doux hopping on those dildos! I'm weirdly jealous...

There's nothin like a man and his dildos