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What I wish I could post right now:
"I've spent the last 2 days revising a response to my boss who has proved, once again, that I can't trust him. It's hard to try to find a professional way to say 'Working for you is like working for a corporate monkey who finds sick joy in playing with his own pucker hole." Yes, I work in Christian Radio, and yes.. I get angry too."
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Sounds serious
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I often find that what I wish I could post would get me into trouble. :) I did post my feelings, but talked about it far more generally. What would you post "for real" on FB?
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"If I post 'bang bang!' on one of your stupid f'n duck face photos, it's because I'm pretending you're a duck in my tv screen and I'm playing Nintendo Duck Hunt."
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Ahem
"your bats lady, completly bats. Why is it you allow me to come
down there yet you cannot allow her to come up here. It makes no sense. At all. Rawr! 🐱" -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂😂"If I post 'bang bang!' on one of your stupid f'n duck face photos, it's because I'm pretending you're a duck in my tv screen and I'm playing Nintendo Duck Hunt."
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"As much as I hate your posts and hate reading about your bad days (like, every other day) and seeing your stupid new neck tattoo (good luck not working at Radio Shack in Oklahoma for the rest of your life, btw), some part of me doesn't delete you because I like rolling my eyes at you."
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"I get it, you're intimidated by my incredible cleavage. You're a guy, looking at my shape is just part of what you'll do. It doesn't mean you're going to have an affair with me, it doesn't mean you have to act on impulse, and it certainly doesn't mean you have to put me in a public office just to prove it."
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Congratulations you are now a stupid white trash girl who is completely throwing her life away. How about being a mother to your kids instead of acting like a complete train wreck.
Yes that was aimed at one specific Facebook friend. I finally had to change the settings where I didn't see her updates because they frustrated me so bad
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This almost makes me want a FaceBook just so I can be brutally honest. Almost.
But I can still imagine all the things I could do to my cousins and anyone that friends me…
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God there are so many times I wish I could post/reply to some people's completely pointless pictures/status updates.
Yes you've just got married and yes you probably are rediculously happy but do I and everybody else have to see the 12 million photos with every conceivable angle,and new photos every single day!
And yes you've had a child but a status every 5 minutes because he/she has blinked an eye or it's shit smells especially pungent today.
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Facebook is the devil. Delete it.
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"You're a whore!!" I always want to post this on Facebook and instagram to all the girls who post pictures of themselves drunk with a bunch of guys.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I do this 😂 they think I'm saying they're like bangable or something stupid"If I post 'bang bang!' on one of your stupid f'n duck face photos, it's because I'm pretending you're a duck in my tv screen and I'm playing Nintendo Duck Hunt."
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"Way to trick everyone into thinking you're pregnant. Hope you aren't upset at some point in the future when nobody believes your actual FB announcement."
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"I like turtles.™"
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1) why must you "like" everything and them comment saying "lol"? wouldn't one already imply the other?
2) if I walked up to you and said "hey, what are you doing tonight?" would you consider "like" as an acceptable response? I don't, it just leads me to Beleive that its one of your favorite questions.
An actual post from my fb.
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Whenever someone posts something depressing, like 'just got fired' it's really tempting to like it
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One of my friends said this
" dentest are retarts they brush your teeth for three mins. but they brush them for like 20 mins. Faggots"
I was about to go kill me self for seeing what the world has come to😲 -
Nooooooooo. That post makes me want to intervene for the greater good of humanity.
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"I do not want to buy you wonderful product that will 'melt my fat away in less than thirty minutes.' It obviously doesn't work or you would use it."
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One of my friends said "if dentists make money from infected teeth, is it really a good idea to trust something 9/10 'recommend' ?"
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I would dO the same"If I post 'bang bang!' on one of your stupid f'n duck face photos, it's because I'm pretending you're a duck in my tv screen and I'm playing Nintendo Duck Hunt."
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