Sadistic things you do to bugs
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
It's pretty much like that here aye! Spray cans everywhere, barrier spray on all window sills and door fronts. Can't forget the trusty old thong (flip flop) for our American friends haha they handle most problems. I still let my son play outside in the garden though hahahaAdd: OLSEN wrote:
If I lived over there I wouldn't go anywhere without a huge can of RAID
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Catch a spider and put it on another spiders web and WATCH THE FIGHT! Sometimes they just crawl awAy from eachother so I put them both in a bottle and shake it till they are both dead as punishment for not following my commands.
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Chuck иorris wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Catch a spider and put it on another spiders web and WATCH THE FIGHT! Sometimes they just crawl awAy from eachother so I put them both in a bottle and shake it till they are both dead as punishment for not following my commands.
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This thread has brought me so
Much laughter tonight!
Good stuff!
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
It's fun to make a maze out of the salt and watch the snail try to navigate through it without killing himself.Snails wrote:
Oh yeah ur name reminded me it's fun to pour salt on a snail!This isn't sadistic but I literally just went in my garage to have a smoke and there was a mouse that ran out from under my car then I saw a frog in the corner. So I opened my garage door to so they could get out but nope a rabbit joined the party. It's like a ghetto zoo in here
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I caught a bee once and put it in a cup of listerine and apparently the chemicals are pretty strong, it ripped it in half. Then i froze it out of boredom
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As a kid I once bought 7$ worth of .50$ guppies and killed them all different ways... From windex, freezin them in once cube trays, micro wave to blender lol... Good times...🐟🐟🐟
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Good lord I thought I was bad.
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Torture her with folk music. Cap her loot when she's in a V. Get her all wound up sbout a player & then change my mind of the player just to fuck with her. Remind her how old she is. Remind her that she's slipping with age.
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Oh my fucking lord nailed to a stick! This is funny shit. Me and my buddies got a rhino beetle and a stick insect to fight when we were young. The beetle ripped the stick insect in half to claim victory! And you can drown flys. Leave them in water or the bottom of your beer for hours, then cover them in a bit of salt to dry em out and they will come back to life. (they don't have lungs, just absorb their oxygen somehow)
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Sabasaul wrote:
WoahTorture her with folk music. Cap her loot when she's in a V. Get her all wound up sbout a player & then change my mind of the player just to fuck with her. Remind her how old she is. Remind her that she's slipping with age.
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YOU wrote:
Oh I get it. The player haha. I was worried about your sanity there for a minute.Sabasaul wrote:
WoahTorture her with folk music. Cap her loot when she's in a V. Get her all wound up sbout a player & then change my mind of the player just to fuck with her. Remind her how old she is. Remind her that she's slipping with age.
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Dadd (add JW) wrote: Oh yeah ur name reminded me it's fun to pour salt on a snail!
That's a salt assault! (ba-dum-ching!)
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At my cousins there used to be a time every month in the summer for some ungodly reason
Ladybugs in the tens of thousand swarmed to the side of his house so we bought a flame thrower put down a tarp beside the house and set them bitches on fire it was awesome (we had a hose on hand in case of fire)😊 that's my story. -
🔰✯Λʟƿʜѧ™☬🔰 wrote:
Ladybugs! That's a bit mean. I only hurt ugly creatures.At my cousins there used to be a time every month in the summer for some ungodly reason
Ladybugs in the tens of thousand swarmed to the side of his house so we bought a flame thrower put down a tarp beside the house and set them bitches on fire it was awesome (we had a hose on hand in case of fire)😊 that's my story. -
This thread is quite sickening.
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LOL I wonder how many people made this up but funny , sad for the lady bugs though
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Sabasaul wrote:
She is getting kinda soft, poor kid.Torture her with folk music. Cap her loot when she's in a V. Get her all wound up sbout a player & then change my mind of the player just to fuck with her. Remind her how old she is. Remind her that she's slipping with age.
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My worst Tories to bugs was wen me and my sister caught a scorpion and gecko nd put them in a large see through bin. Surprise the scorpion won... We then took the scorpion and endrenched it with winded bug pioson all dat good stuff till it wasn't moving
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My brothers friends brother caught a huge spider and put it in a jar. The poked it with a stick and destroyed the stick. They did some other stuff, ten they light it on fire. It sizzled, and right before it died it looked at them and hissed
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I like to put them under cups but the magically escape half the time!?
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Some of you are sick little monkeys. My first under grad degree is in Biology. I catch spiders in the house put them in a jar and release them. I am on the spiders team!! 🐵🐵🐛🐛🌻🌻🐍🐍
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I like to take a piece of hair and tie it in a noose. Then I catch a fly and put it around his neck. It's like a leash just hold onto the hair its fun to watch them slowly kill themselves. I also used to take starting fluid and a lighter nd use it as a flame thrower to chase nd kill bees - my grandpa get so pissed cause he was a bee farmer Lol
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Two years ago there was an evil & remorseless spider in my room. I swear it said "I will kill u & feel nothing." I knew I had to act fast. So I sprayed him with Windex, this stuns & not kills him. I plant drugs in his apartment then anonymously call the police. He spends 2 years for possession and harassment. While in jail I killed his wife & babies with Raid. This opened his eyes & he saw the error in his ways. When he returned to my house he turned to me & said "I'm sorry, but I want a 2nd chance to show how much I've changed." That's when I got a paper towel & squished his sorry ass.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
AhahahahahahaYOU wrote:
Lmfao pool***There's this weird little white and black moth looking bug that swims. But when it swims it swims upside down. I keep finding them in my poop. It's really creepy. It looks like a little fish. I like to keep it in a water bowl and see how long it lasts in the sun. I've never seen it before now. Anyone know where it is? I know it can jump and possibly fly. Kinda looks like it has wings.
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Magnifying glass, see how fast those ants can run.
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Two years ago there was an evil & remorseless spider in my room. I swear it said "I will kill u & feel nothing." I knew I had to act fast. So I sprayed him with Windex, this stuns & not kills him. I plant drugs in his apartment then anonymously call the police. He spends 2 years for possession and harassment. While in jail I killed his wife & babies with Raid. This opened his eyes & he saw the error in his ways. When he returned to my house he turned to me & said "I'm sorry, but I want a 2nd chance to show how much I've changed." That's when I got a paper towel & squished his sorry ass.
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
This thread is quite sickening.
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We used to keep ants in a shoebox. You could consider them a colony. We fed them all our leftovers: half-eaten apple, oreo crumbs, etc. It was really cool to watch them. They tried to escape, but the tape I put tp the side of the box acted like a fence. I like to think that the ants that get stuck stay alive for a couple of more hours, and his fellow ants have no choice but to watch in horror, unable to free him. They stoped after the 3rd escape attempt. They used the apple as some kind of roof/shelter, and they didn't even eat that much of it.
Once we put a live gecko in there. It was a massacre, but the ants finished him off pretty quick, when we looked back inside there was only bone left. We would also drop small ice cubes on them, and "research" their reaction. -
⚔ᎬᎡᎪᎽᏟ⚖ wrote:
I do that all the time. Or crush one and see them carry it back to the colony. Very fun.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
👆this!I like to catch them and put them in the spider web outside.
And ant watching! Sometimes I'll fuck up their colony to watch them rebuild haha
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