📖📖📖 Turf Wars Story Time 📝📝📝

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Marilyn Aug 2, 2012

Let's have some fun with this & make a story, this can go anywhere.
I'm going to start of with a sentence, then the next person adds another sentence to continue the story.
Marilyn Aug 2, 2012

Jim walks down the road and sees a good friend he knows and says,
Add MARC Aug 2, 2012

Hey Marc wanna get high?
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Aug 2, 2012

Drugs are bad, mmkay?
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Aug 2, 2012

Marc replies, "I'm off the horse, Jim. Maybe we can go to the adult book store instead."
•C U N T• Aug 2, 2012

True dat says Marc but I'll skip the glory hole
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tommy dangerous Aug 2, 2012

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Marilyn Aug 2, 2012

ѦMБIΞИΓ☢ΓΞCH🔫💀🌄 wrote:
True dat says Marc but I'll skip the glory hole

On the way they both get stopped by officer porky.
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Aug 2, 2012

Porky says in his squealy voice, "what are you two good for nothing's up to?"
GreenManXphile Aug 2, 2012

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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Aug 2, 2012

Suddenly the officer stops talking cause...
He saw a wiggle bat, then he saw a spatula
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Aug 2, 2012

Even more suddenly, the wiggle bat explodes, coating the two friends in wiggle bat juice.
Trol Scinetist Aug 2, 2012

Then spongebob appears and stabs him with a magic pencil
GreenManXphile Aug 2, 2012

Trol Scinetist wrote:
Then spongebob appears and stabs him with a magic pencil

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⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Aug 2, 2012

Sirens blaze as the meat wagon screeches onto the scene.
Fat Ray's ghost Aug 2, 2012

Roger That wrote:
Sirens blaze as the meat wagon screeches onto the scene.

Jim approaches the wagon, to buy some protractors, but walks away, dussapointed, because the butcher doesn't sell protractors.
Fat Ray's ghost Aug 2, 2012

YOU wrote:
Roger That wrote:
Sirens blaze as the meat wagon screeches onto the scene.

Jim approaches the wagon, to buy some protractors, but walks away, dussapointed, because the butcher doesn't sell protractors.
Scratch that, paramedic, not butcher.
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Aug 2, 2012

Disgruntled with his inability to calculate precise angles, Jim sat down on the sidewalk and started a game of Ker-Plunk with a one eyed draught horse named Gwen.
shaggly razors Aug 2, 2012

Uncomfortable with his turf count he decided to wear a dress