😂 Joke Thread 😂
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It's been a little while since we last had a joke thread.
Rules: nothing racist, homophobic or offensive to minority groups.
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Ive been addicted to the hokey kokey for years now, but finally I've managed to turn myself around.......
And that's what it's all about!
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Dang, all my jokes won't work here. Can I make offensive puns?
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Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in and that's when the problems started....
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A husband and wife were driving down a road, when they see some pigs rolling around in the mud. The husband looks at his wife. "relatives of yours?"
She smiles and nods. "in laws" -
A kid a teacher and a old man wer on a airplane then the plane lost its engines there wer 4 people counting the pilot and only 3 parrachutes. The pilot graves the first one and says I've got to fly a plane tm and jumpes out. The teacher grabs the next one and says I've got a class to teach tm and jumps out. The old man and the kid are still on the plane and the old man gives the kid the last parrachute and says I've lived long enough. The kid says I don't need it tht stupid teacher took my backpack.😂😂
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Waiter Waiter there's a dead fly swimming in my soup!
Don't be ridiculous Sir, dead fly's can't swim!
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Your wife and your lawyer are drowning...
Do you go see a movie or eat lunch?
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the other day my girlfriend said i was average.. but i think she was just being mean..
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Can I quote John Stewart for making a religiously offensive joke?
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There was a joke thread 2 days ago...
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༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
Ya but that one was made by a tool!There was a joke thread 2 days ago...
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
U mad bro?༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
Ya but that one was made by a tool!There was a joke thread 2 days ago...
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💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
Hahahaha Who got it? ✋the other day my girlfriend said i was average.. but i think she was just being mean..
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
You are the first! 🍦 here's your ice cream cone!💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
Hahahaha Who got it? ✋the other day my girlfriend said i was average.. but i think she was just being mean..
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What's pink and hard?-a pig with a flick knife
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus 🏃🚌
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Lol oh my bad༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
Ya but that one was made by a tool!There was a joke thread 2 days ago...
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Your stuck on a island with adolf hitler , jabba the hun ( not to be confused with jabba the hut ) and a lawyer you have a gun and 2 bullets who do u shoot
The lawyer twice
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When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did. Peacefully, in his sleep. Unlike the passengers taking a ride in his car.
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💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:
Thats my joke!Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus 🏃🚌
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YOU wrote:
No, wait .its Al Capone's from his Anti-Joke thread.💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:
Thats my joke!Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus 🏃🚌
Thats was a joke thread! Ill bunp it back. -
Your Mama's so ugly, she never got remarried after your dad died, and she only had her dozen pet cats for company when she died.
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