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1.Most people want a perfect relationship...I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
2.Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
3."Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss."Just pop it in the corner," he said.It took me three hours.
4.A mosquito landed on my balls...Hardest decision of my life!
5."Happy 18th son! All these presents are just for you!"After ripping them open excitedly, he said "Dad, all these boxes are empty...""I know. Use them to pack your things and get the fuck out."
Post your own funny jokes
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Whats brown and sticky
A stick
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Das Hyena.
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So my girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis the other day and asked what I was doing.
Apparently 'Heating your dinner' was not the right answer.
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
😂😏Das Hyena.
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Sorry I googled who gives a fuck and aperantely my name wasn't on there.
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How is toilet paper and the starship enterprise the same? They both search for Klingons.
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༨࿂ཡཞཇསངཇ wrote:
Rofl👆👆👆So my girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis the other day and asked what I was doing.
Apparently 'Heating your dinner' was not the right answer.
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I went on a once in a lifetime vacation! All I have to say is, never again.
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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus…😨
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Why are you scared by you know who when you should be scared of you no poo. The constipation sensation thats sweeping the nation
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My wife slipped on the ice this morning and cracked her head on the pavement, I immediately got on the phone to get help. "I'm sorry sir, I think its an ambulance you need" said the man on the phone."no"... I replied " trust me it's a crane"
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my math sir was talking in class and he said
"I have two daughters.
Both r girls." -
1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.5. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
6. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
8. No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
9. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
10. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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Another lemon!
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Five threads on the first page!!!Another lemon!
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The captain of a pirate saw a single enemy ship coming toward them. "Sailor," he yelled to his first mate "get me my red shirt"
"Why do you need your red short, sir?
"That way the rest of the crew can't tell that I'm hit and bleeding, so they will keep fighting"
The next day, the first mate spotted ten enemy ships on the horizon. "Captain," he said "there are ten enemy ships coming straight for us!"
"Sailor," the Captain replied "get me my brown pants!"This was told to my uncle by his 90 year old grandmother...
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Your post per hour count
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💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:
Lmao!Your post per hour count
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Nice tits. Too bad you're a man.
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Ɗɑʀƙ✯Sɪƌɛ wrote:
😱... 😂★HΛVOC★ wrote:
😂😏Das Hyena.
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🔰🔳Ƭҥoя🔳🔰 wrote:
6 a couple minutes ago jeez..Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Five threads on the first page!!!Another lemon!
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This was on a sign:
Only run across yard if u can do it in 9 seconds. Because the bull can do it in 10. -
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube.
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What do a blind gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
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A kid a teacher and a old man wer on a airplane then the plane lost its engines there wer 4 people counting the pilot and only 3 parrachutes. The pilot graves the first one and says I've got to fly a plane tm and jumpes out. The teacher grabs the next one and says I've got a class to teach tm and jumps out. The old man and the kid are still on the plane and the old man gives the kid the last parrachute and says I've lived long enough. The kid says I don't need it tht stupid teacher took my backpack.😂😂
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💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:
😂Your post per hour count
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Trollin
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ADD LEMON wrote:
So your trollinG?Trollin
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Why did the chicken cross the road???
To get to the other side!!!!!! -
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Cause the chicken was on vacation
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