🍺Beer Troubleshooting🍺

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•C U N T• Jul 29, 2012

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to gent’s room, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its house training. Demand beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 29, 2012

Lol....
🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 29, 2012

😂😂😂😂 this is very useful information
nicky the blade Jul 29, 2012

😂😂😂😂
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 29, 2012

SYMPTOM: you wake up in your bed next to someone you dont know.
FAULT: you drank vodka before playing beer pong
ACTION: drink another beer to gain clarity on the situation and to regain your beer goggles so you can get some
ÐミҒㄩ₦ҜϮ_ϻʘƌミ Jul 29, 2012

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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 29, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
SYMPTOM: you wake up in your bed next to someone you dont know.
FAULT: you drank vodka before playing beer pong
ACTION: drink another beer to gain clarity on the situation and to regain your beer goggles so you can get some

lol.......
Traüger🏃Retired Jul 29, 2012

Symptom: you see cop cars outside a house party
Fault: loud music, 🍻's, the oldest person was 19
Action: F---Ing run! 🏃💨 hop the backyard fence! Scatter!
•C U N T• Jul 29, 2012

Haha good ones!

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
Big Stanky Jul 29, 2012

Good info from someone who seems to have a lot of practice in this field 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 29, 2012

ѦMБIΞИΓ☢ΓΞCH🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Haha good ones!

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

Bahahaha 😂😂😂
Symptom: you are bare assed sitting in a puddle of your own piss
Fault: you are a women that has lost her balance while trying to squat and piss between parked cars
Action: next time, lean against the car lol
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 29, 2012

Symptom: the room is spinning
Fault: you did a kegstand
Action: do another kegstand
•C U N T• Jul 29, 2012

😂
Hmmmm.... Something tells me you would be fun to party with little miss naughty! 😉
🎉🎤🍺
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 29, 2012

ѦMБIΞИΓ☢ΓΞCH🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😂
Hmmmm.... Something tells me you would be fun to party with little miss naughty! 😉
🎉🎤🍺

Im definitely known as THE party girl in my group of friends lol.....
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 30, 2012

Nobody has any more?!

Pffft disappointing

Symptom: you are throwing up
Fault: you went 20-0 in beerpong
Action: puke and rally