Awkward... 😥
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  So my seven-year-old brother was watching a movie one day (maybe Puss in Boots), and he suddenly turns to me and says "How do kittens get inside their mommy's tummy?" I was just kind of like 😳😥😰😖 Any other funny awkward kid moments? 😝 
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  My 10 year old cousin (male) wanted to hold my hand as we walked back to the car after visiting an open house type deal at a highschool (I'm highschool age). I was like erm maybe we can hold hands later. 
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  My cousin in law or something watched I'm sexy and I know it and said to my aunt " in that music video that man d**k wiggles when he says wiggle wiggle wiggle yay!" I use asterisks for the little folk 
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  My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: That's nasty...My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: 😣🔫Maybe you shouldn't have shared that oneMy little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: Dude you're sickMy little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: That's grossMy little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: Welcome to the ERMy little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: Jesus keep that to yourself.😖🔫My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: 😣😖😷 that's nasty.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: That's fucked up. Why would you be doing that when your cousin is around? Self control man, self control.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  Jeremy B wrote: If you jerk more times in a day than you eat, you may be addicted.MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: That's fucked up. Why would you be doing that when your cousin is around? Self control man, self control.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: Maybe lock the door next time? Or don't fucking jerk off around little kids? 😣My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  Ok back on topic yeah me and the wife were kissing at a family reunion and my 11 year old sister asks if we are gonna go and have sex? WTF do u say to that? 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: GOD!!! ( insert Grossed out Yao Ming face ) lolMy little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  Harrymagic🔥💢👣 wrote: Guy code 😉Jeremy B wrote: If you jerk more times in a day than you eat, you may be addicted.MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: That's fucked up. Why would you be doing that when your cousin is around? Self control man, self control.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  Surgical steal... 
 ...take it from there.
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  🔰✯Λʟƿʜѧ™☬🔰 wrote: You say probablyOk back on topic yeah me and the wife were kissing at a family reunion and my 11 year old sister asks if we are gonna go and have sex? WTF do u say to that? 
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  Or say what's sex??? 
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  taliben wrote: LolOr say what's sex??? 
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  went to lunch with a friend (female) and her daughter, the waitress kept refering to me as dad throughout the meal, an honest mistake but super awkward! 
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  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote: I ain't gonna lie, I read "that's nasty" in Cleveland browns voice.MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: 😣😖😷 that's nasty.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  Haha ^ me tooo 
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  🔰✯Λʟƿʜѧ™☬🔰 wrote: 😂Ok back on topic yeah me and the wife were kissing at a family reunion and my 11 year old sister asks if we are gonna go and have sex? WTF do u say to that? Almost makes me wish I had an older sibling to terrorize. 
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  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote: I read it in the gay guy voice lol⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote: I ain't gonna lie, I read "that's nasty" in Cleveland browns voice.MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: 😣😖😷 that's nasty.My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: (=•.•=)My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
 WTF!!!
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  Sales man walks up to me and my sister and say's 
 "Hi, I have just the right thing for a sweet looking couple like you 2"(=>.<=)! 
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  MˇΦNE¥💵S🅰K$™ wrote: ....My little cousin 6 walked in when I was whacking ithe looks at me and says u made a pee pee 
 Just... Ok then.
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  Morgan Freeman wrote: Ask her why she wants to know.🔰✯Λʟƿʜѧ™☬🔰 wrote: 😂Ok back on topic yeah me and the wife were kissing at a family reunion and my 11 year old sister asks if we are gonna go and have sex? WTF do u say to that? Almost makes me wish I had an older sibling to terrorize. 
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  I like how this has had like 5 awkward moments 
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