How to get out of jury duty
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Fill out the paper they send you with a crayon. Spell everything wrong, draw doodles all over it and when it ask if you may be biased tell them your racist. Share your creative ideas on how to get out of jury duty.
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Lmao
I was scheduled jury duty a week after I was supposed to move out of state for college. That's how I got out
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〠Ƥӏⅽʌѕѕо〠 wrote:
I used my crayons and drew a picture of hitler and a woman doing it on a sailboat with a nazi flag.Lmao
I was scheduled jury duty a week after I was supposed to move out of state for college. That's how I got out
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My mom took law, and what she did to get out of jury duty was lean back in her chair, cross her arms and act like she couldn't care less that she was there.
Also in my opinion just yelling "That bastard is guilty!!!" before the trial would probably end that pretty quick.
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lol My grandpa would go in and yell "Hang them all!"
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Go in and say, yes, I'm dear friends with the defendant
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
Lmao 😂😂lol My grandpa would go in and yell "Hang them all!"
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I keep getting jury duty for an area i dont live in anymore.... I just say "i live fuckin 200 miles away, idiots"
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Don't get out, just serve like your supposed to. Pretend you were on trial, who would you want ducking their responsibility ?
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Show them my psych evaluation...
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Just got out of it today, in fact. The state's only witness, the arresting officer, is a good friend of mine that I go shooting with on a regular basis, and volunteer in cub scouts with. I obviosuly didn't know this going in for jury duty - his wife was actually the one babysitting my kids while I was at the court!
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Just about the only legal way to get out is:
1. Be in the military
2. Conflict of interest
3. Get convicted of a felony
4. Figure out how to lose your citizenship -
I would NEVER try to get out of it. Ive been summond twice for JD. 1st time they settled out of court and the 2nd time was for grand jury...they ended up not needing everyone...I was pissed lol. IMO it would be an honor to serve. I think everyone should do it at least once.
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I font have to worry about such things thanks to things that happened 9/10 years ago.
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Big Stanky wrote:
Hell yes I would want someone like me ducking the responsibility.Don't get out, just serve like your supposed to. Pretend you were on trial, who would you want ducking their responsibility ?
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Since my company would be paying me for jury duty time anyway, I'd be happy to serve just to have the experience. I've only been summoned twice.
The first time I was supposed to show up a few days after I started college, so I got out it for that reason.
The second time was a couple of years ago. I went down there and really wanted to be selected for a jury, but after waiting for most of the day without hearing my name called, I had almost given up. Then, finally, they called my name. I followed the group I was in down to just outside the courtroom. After waiting there a bit, a guy came out and told us the trial was postponed. So then my whole group got dismissed and sent home. I was actually pretty disappointed.
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I've served twice and consider it a civic duty, but I was once told of a sure way to get out that's completely legal. At the end when they ask if anyone has anything to add, raise your hand and say you would vote your conscience over the law. An example would be a marijuana possession. If you think it should be legal, say you would vote to exonerate rather than convict even though it's the law. Don't know if this is true or not, just what I heard.
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Put stickers on the paper of glittercorns abd claim you want to ride your unicorn into Court then pertend to think your under arrest
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I just got done serving grand jury. They didn't ask anyone questions, just took attendance went in the back room, choose numbers and came out and announced who had to stay.
Every Thursday for 3 months I did this. We would have from 3-7 cases each Thursday. It was enjoyable to get away from work, but some of the cases were disturbable as a parent. -
LadyD wrote:
Yea I saw that on manswers a while back just couldn't remember what it was called!I've served twice and consider it a civic duty, but I was once told of a sure way to get out that's completely legal. At the end when they ask if anyone has anything to add, raise your hand and say you would vote your conscience over the law. An example would be a marijuana possession. If you think it should be legal, say you would vote to exonerate rather than convict even though it's the law. Don't know if this is true or not, just what I heard.
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Go in like a crotchety old man. Damn kids (or old people) these days and their music and power chairs. They're guilty, I tell ya! Guilty!
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
/threadlol My grandpa would go in and yell "Hang them all!"
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Get out of jury duty?? Fuck when I'm old enough I wanna have jury duty :DD
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Stand up during court and masturbate while locking eyes with the judge and when told to sit down finish like a boss.
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taliben wrote:
*champion.Stand up during court and masturbate while locking eyes with the judge and when told to sit down finish like a boss.
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It's easy to get thrown off. Just listen to what the case is about and then make it CRYSTAL CLEAR that you have an unchangable opinion on the matter.
Remember this: if you do that, you forfeit the right to complain about our lenient court systems. Do your part and put the bastards away.
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
Mine was about smokers suing tobacco companies for giving them cancer.It's easy to get thrown off. Just listen to what the case is about and then make it CRYSTAL CLEAR that you have an unchangable opinion on the matter.
Remember this: if you do that, you forfeit the right to complain about our lenient court systems. Do your part and put the bastards away.
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Die.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
An easy one: just ask "did the tobacco company come to your house and hold a gun to your head and force you to smoke them?" You are excused before you can ask your follow up question: "Have you ever burned yourself with McDonald's coffee?"Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
Mine was about smokers suing tobacco companies for giving them cancer.It's easy to get thrown off. Just listen to what the case is about and then make it CRYSTAL CLEAR that you have an unchangable opinion on the matter.
Remember this: if you do that, you forfeit the right to complain about our lenient court systems. Do your part and put the bastards away.
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