If you could communicate with animals...

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Demacia Jul 26, 2012

Saw a pigeon trying to eat a piece of bread today. Bless his crooked heart because he kept flipping it up in the air and giving other trash birds a chance at it. I felt so helpless, like, It would change this pigeons life if he just used his foot to hold the bread down. Alas, he lost the bread. And so I ask you:
If you could communicate with animals - what sort of human knowledge would you pass on to help them in their day to day lives?
Traüger🏃Retired Jul 26, 2012

I'm glad animals don't talk because of the things I've done in front on my pet dogs since I knew its not like they could tell anyone 😳
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 26, 2012

I would tell him that it would be in his best interest not to tell anyone that I fap to golden girls.
Demacia Jul 26, 2012

🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
I would tell him that it would be in his best interest not to tell anyone that I fap to golden girls.

lololol,
but the post is to find ou what sort of human knowledge would you pass on to help them in their daily lives, this is for any animal or pet ;P
Tlj Jul 26, 2012

I would tell my iguana that he cannot jump through the glass of his terrarium.
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 26, 2012

🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
I would tell him that it would be in his best interest not to tell anyone that I fap to golden girls.

Poor dogs lmao 😂😂😂😂
Dr.Big Jul 26, 2012

Trauger Jogger wrote:
I'm glad animals don't talk because of the things I've done in front on my pet dogs since I knew its not like they could tell anyone 😳
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 26, 2012

I would tell my dog she would be more comfortable and free if she did not shit on and tear up everything I give her to be comfortable or on the floor when I try to leave her out of her kennel.
Snails Jul 26, 2012

🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I would tell my dog she would be more comfortable and free if she did not shit on and tear up everything I give her to be comfortable or on the floor when I try to leave her out of her kennel.

Samething. I don't get why they say a mans best friend is a dog. I dont have enemies that will stare at me while they take a dump on my carpet
Marilyn Jul 26, 2012

Wonder what my pythons would say to me.
I know the boa would say come here you tasty meal.