How to make a perfect omlette

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 23, 2012

I know this question has puzzled people for many years so I'm gonna provide the answer.
Butter the skillet
Mix the eggs with canned milk and sugar.
Pour the egg mixture in the hot skillet
When the bottom starts hardening lift the side of the omlette up and let the liquid go underneath
After there is a little bit of liquid on top put the ingredients on the omlette
Put a lid on the skillet so the remaining liquid on top gets cooked
When it's done slide the omlette onto a plate and fold it in half and enjoy your omlette
You're welcome.
GreenManXphile Jul 23, 2012

Pour olive oil into a bowl.
Throw four eggs into the bowl as hard as you can.
Start a fire.
Drop bowl in fire.
Sprinkle cheese and deli sliced ham over the fire.
Stare into the flames and inhale the omelette smoke.
Drive home alone.
tommy dangerous Jul 23, 2012

💚♟⌥ĐĄĽĒĶŞ☱♙💚 wrote:
Pour olive oil into a bowl.
Throw four eggs into the bowl as hard as you can.
Start a fire.
Drop bowl in fire.
Sprinkle cheese and deli sliced ham over the fire.
Stare into the flames and inhale the omelette smoke.
Drive home alone.

I like this recipe. Can you substitute bacon for ham?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 23, 2012

You can also put the omlette mixture in a plastic bag and boil it but I would be afraid of getting melted plastic in my food.
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Jul 23, 2012

Interesting. Personaly I like microwaveble stuff.
ʗɛяέąƖ~ཞɛϮĭཞέⅅ Jul 23, 2012

Here's my favorite...
Walk into kitchen.

Flail aimlessly.

Allow wife to kick you out of kitchen.

Enjoy Omelet.

haha hope she doesn't see this
Traüger🏃Retired Jul 23, 2012

1. Drive to Denny's
2. Order an Omlete
3. Ask for bacon with it
4. Enjoy! 😏
Hobo Bob Jul 23, 2012

Cereal Killer77 wrote:
Here's my favorite...
Walk into kitchen.

Flail aimlessly.

Allow wife to kick you out of kitchen.

Enjoy Omelet.

haha hope she doesn't see this

No wonder you kill cereal.
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Jul 23, 2012

Trauger Jogger wrote:
1. Drive to Denny's
2. Order an Omlete
3. Get food poisoning

Fixed.
࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 23, 2012

😱This man is a phrophet😌🌟🙏
aj1342 Jul 23, 2012

My omlettes always turn into scrambled eggs :/
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 23, 2012

aj1342 wrote:
My omlettes always turn into scrambled eggs :/

Don't flip it. Do it my way and it will turn out perfect.
RW🍄 Jul 23, 2012

✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Trauger Jogger wrote:
1. Drive to Denny's
2. Order an Omlete
3. Get food poisoning

Fixed.

Lmfao! 😂😂
〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jul 23, 2012

Cereal Killer77 wrote:
Here's my favorite...
Walk into kitchen.

Flail aimlessly.

Allow wife to kick you out of kitchen.

Enjoy Omelet.

haha hope she doesn't see this

😂😂😂😂 nice
SILENT SHADOW Jul 23, 2012

A good side slice green or red tomatoes a inch to two inches thick and soak in milk and egg for about half an hour to forty five min. Mix Italian sesoning with chicken breading and put in a freezer bag. Put tomatoes in and shake well without breaking up tomatoes. Put oil in a pan and heat it up so when you drop the tomatoes in it instantly hardens the breading. When brown on one side flip till done. Add more egg to your mix to make 👆👆👆 omelet.
Da F*** Brah?!? Jul 23, 2012

💚♟⌥ĐĄĽĒĶŞ☱♙💚 wrote:
Pour olive oil into a bowl.
Throw four eggs into the bowl as hard as you can.
Start a fire.
Drop bowl in fire.
Sprinkle cheese and deli sliced ham over the fire.
Stare into the flames and inhale the omelette smoke.
Drive home alone.

😂😂😂😂
ADD: 0901 Jul 23, 2012

I put it in the pan, then when the bottoms cooked I simply put a plate over the top of the pan then flip the pan and then slide it back in. Boom both sides are done😁
Add, ham, cheese, peppers, onion/leek, tomato...it's beautiful😘👌
Da F*** Brah?!? Jul 23, 2012

SILENT SHADOW wrote:
A good side slice green or red tomatoes a inch to two inches thick and soak in milk and egg for about half an hour to forty five min. Mix Italian sesoning with chicken breading and put in a freezer bag. Put tomatoes in and shake well without breaking up tomatoes. Put oil in a pan and heat it up so when you drop the tomatoes in it instantly hardens the breading. When brown on one side flip till done. Add more egg to your mix to make 👆👆👆 omelet.

Seems hard, but tasty.... Like mac and cheese
⚪️ Jul 23, 2012

1. Sat or Sun morn lovey sexy time with SO.
2. While he is all happy, roll over and say... "oooooh doesn't a French press, buttered toast and fluffy omelet just sound sooooo good, baby?"
3. He jumps up and makes another omelette of just total perfection.
4. I eat, then have a nap and life is perfect again.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 23, 2012

saelo wrote:
1. Sat or Sun morn lovey sexy time with SO.
2. While he is all happy, roll over and say... "oooooh doesn't a French press, buttered toast and fluffy omelet just sound sooooo good, baby?"
3. He jumps up and makes another omelette of just total perfection.
4. I eat, then have a nap and life is perfect again.

👆👆👆👆 This is the reason I learned to cook.
⚪️ Jul 23, 2012

Haha so true. We love cooking for each other. I like making fabulous dinners for my man.

He likes spoiling me with those amazing weekend breakfasts.

Yesterday I baked for him. Had a flat of gorgeous blackberries so made him a cobbler.

Ok back to omelettes now...

Canned milk and sugar in the omelette? Wow. I'll try it sometime but like the earlier poster said, my omlettes kind of turn into what I like to call, "saelo's super fancy scrambled eggs."
Ojibwe Jul 23, 2012

There used to be a late night omelette place in Minneapolis. "Grandma's Something-or-other" it was called. Omelettes taste good after the bars close.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 23, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
There used to be a late night omelette place in Minneapolis. "Grandma's Something-or-other" it was called. Omelettes taste good after the bars close.

Mickey's diner in downtown St. Paul makes great omelettes.
GreenManXphile Jul 23, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
There used to be a late night omelette place in Minneapolis. "Grandma's Something-or-other" it was called. Omelettes taste good after the bars close.

Ever been to Grandma's Pantry in Rainer,MN?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 23, 2012

saelo wrote:
Haha so true. We love cooking for each other. I like making fabulous dinners for my man.

He likes spoiling me with those amazing weekend breakfasts.

Yesterday I baked for him. Had a flat of gorgeous blackberries so made him a cobbler.

Ok back to omelettes now...

Canned milk and sugar in the omelette? Wow. I'll try it sometime but like the earlier poster said, my omlettes kind of turn into what I like to call, "saelo's super fancy scrambled eggs."

The milk makes the eggs fluffier and the sugar gives it a little more taste.
Ojibwe Jul 23, 2012

💚♟⌥ĐĄĽĒĶŞ☱♙💚 wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
There used to be a late night omelette place in Minneapolis. "Grandma's Something-or-other" it was called. Omelettes taste good after the bars close.

Ever been to Grandma's Pantry in Rainer,MN?
Ragnar, Mickeys is famous but I can't go downtown. Those buildings always look like they are falling on me.
And DALEK, I'll check out Grandma's pantry if I'm ever in Ranier. But just because it would also make a great name for a whorehouse.