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I am the queen and I command you to make Wulfgar a time traveler.
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bark mad wrote:
I want to be the leader of the burglars.You can be a rich villager who gets slotered by burglars
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No burglars I am afraid
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James. I'm known across the land as having one of the best 6 packs and for protecting busty maidens from dragons and shit.
I'd be greatful if I could be included in your story.
All the best, James.
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You can be be king of Aqunaush If you want
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This is getting good 👍
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Nobody message bark mad message me about the story
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I'll be maybe katie's king/personal servant/protector/spider in the bath killer.
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Excellent 😽
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So boar, when will you begin writing this epic tale?
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Maybe Katie wrote:
When do the beheadings start or is it all about feasts and the royal chambers? 😉Excellent 😽
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Oh no Sir James, there will be plenty of beheadings and other exciting things going on. Apparently there is a flying horse also. And waterfalls or something. Just keep the wine coming...
@boar: make sure there are plenty of fair chamber maids for sir James to amuse himself with on his days off -
I'll be da king
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Listen to the queen! Though less wine more ale!!!! (and by ale I mean vodka and cider)
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Mmmmm, vodka :) the Queen findeth that pleasing.
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"don save our gracious queen, don save our noble queen, long live the queen" du du du "send her victorious, happy and glorious! Long live the queen!"
Bring forth the goblets of industrial strength absolute vodka!!!
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Absolut. Vodka. It must be 5 o'clock somewhere :)
Cheers! and may you continue in your wise ways Sir James. -
boar wrote:
If I have to be a king, I want to be a mean king, one the rules with an iron fist and that people fear. 😡👑🔨👊There is no villains yet but you can be the king of Aqunaush
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Maybe Katie wrote:
My apologies...I'm normally to merry to read the bottle. Lol! It's 3:11pm here but it is Sunday, hence the glass of magners cider! 🍺(closest emoji I could find)Absolut. Vodka. It must be 5 o'clock somewhere :)
Cheers! and may you continue in your wise ways Sir James. -
Pm bark mad
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
In my Queendom it will be sunny Sunday afternoons lazing around the pool sipping beautiful drinks every day. Right boar? Hey.. Don't we eat boar? Spitroasted boar?Maybe Katie wrote:
My apologies...I'm normally to merry to read the bottle. Lol! It's 3:11pm here but it is Sunday, hence the glass of magners cider! 🍺(closest emoji I could find)Absolut. Vodka. It must be 5 o'clock somewhere :)
Cheers! and may you continue in your wise ways Sir James. -
Look at my thread
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Can I be in the story? 😳
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🌹💀👄Cleopatra👄💀🌹 wrote:
You simply must be in the story!Can I be in the story? 😳
@boar: write her in! Let her be queen of something too. -
Maybe Katie wrote:
Why thank you your majesty🌹💀👄Cleopatra👄💀🌹 wrote:
You simply must be in the story!Can I be in the story? 😳
@boar: write her in! Let her be queen of something too. -
Me thinks I found a mule
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Either bark mad is boar's mule or boar is just trying to run bark mad's story
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Could be mates?
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It is boars story as well. Swaggerbrown you will be the king arfacin with me as queen. The goat you will be the king of lpondon who is really mean.
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Cleopatra if you really want to be queen there is only the mean queen left
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