Embarrassing moments from childhood
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Weve all had these. Mine was when I'd fall asleep on the couch and wake up with morning wood in a living room full of people. I would walk all hunched over to the bathroom and my mom would ask me what was wrong, I'd say nothing in a really hateful voice.
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I once rode my bike into a metal storage container and dislocated my jaw right in front of a whole high school party.... Stupid dog started biting my pant leg and I lost focus on the fact that I was about to ride into a wall face first.
After my jaw popped back into place I drooled all over myself, had my pants fall down because of the dog, and then pass out into my driveway, all in front of my girlfriend at the time, and about 35 Highschool friends.... Not my finest moment.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
My dad called me out on trying to walk out all hunched over. I stopped taking naps in the living room afterwards.Weve all had these. Mine was when I'd fall asleep on the couch and wake up with morning wood in a living room full of people. I would walk all hunched over to the bathroom and my mom would ask me what was wrong, I'd say nothing in a really hateful voice.
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Ive peed in and on so many places or things.... So many things
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When I was 5, I fractured my pelvis trying to do a macho man elbow off the picnic table.
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I pissed myself during band practice in jr high because there was no appropriate "lull" in the instruction for me to respectfully ask to use the john. The seats were metal and slightly concave - those grey/brown folding chairs that I'm sure you all remember. Part of the instruction involved standing up and sitting down all at once. When I sat back down, I straight up splashed the girl next to me. True story.
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I was on a quad bike in a track. The guy said I was so good I could ride it in to the shed. I drove right into the metal wall and fell off.
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Playing for my football team I scored from twenty five yards out and during my over the top celebration I tried to do a cartwheel. My arm gave way and I landed on my wrist and broke it in three places.
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When I was 6 or so I shit my pants playing hide and go seek at a family reunion because I couldn't find a bathroom. True story
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I'm surprised how many people piss and shit themselves.
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My last year of greekschool, we were rehursing a dance on the stage with the curtains closed. All of a sudden I see the curtains rusle, I imidiatly thought it was my cousin so I grabed the person, started punching and trying to shove them off the stage playfully. It turns out that it was our 50 year old principal, and she was yelling in Greek stop stop, you're going to throw me over! Everybody in my class saw and were probably wondering why the fuck I attacked her in the first place! The rest of the day was rough.
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I crapped my pants in the first grade was terrible
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I broke my collar bone practicing how to fall safely in karate in like 3rd grade
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I volunteered at an orphanage and accidentally made a yo mama joke...
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Demacia wrote:
Hahahahaha. Orphans. Gods cruel jokes...I volunteered at an orphanage and accidentally made a yo mama joke...
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Lmao ...Whats wrong napolean "nothing gosh,i got amazing numchuck skillz"Weve all had these. Mine was when I'd fall asleep on the couch and wake up with morning wood in a living room full of people. I would walk all hunched over to the bathroom and my mom would ask me what was wrong, I'd say nothing in a really hateful voice.
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Went to Red Lobster with my family when I was in middle school. We went in, and the hostess asked my mom for her name because there were a lot of people there. Instead of giving our last name, she gave her first name, which is Gay. So we waited for a long time, and finally heard, "Gay party of four" called out in the crowded waiting room. Now, don't think I'm homophobic or anything, but as an awkward, nerdy middle school teenager, I was mortified because I was sure I could feel every head in the restaurant turn to look as the "Gay party of four" walked by.
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In first grade I flipped a girl off because my friends said it meant hi. And my friend thought that because that's what his older brother told him. Smh
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In early elementary school, we were taught a minimal amount of sign language, and the only one I could remember was "I love you." We had a lot of deaf children at our school, mostly kept in classes of their own back then, and I remember it almost being a wonder-filled experience whenever I would encounter one of them, so every time I encountered one of them, I would sign, "I love you." Every time. I would go out of my way to approach them if I saw them anywhere on the school grounds. They always reacted like there was something wrong with me. It didn't embarrass me at the time, but it did confuse me. It didn't occur to me at the time that they were just like other kids with the only exception being that they couldn't hear. At the time, I thought deafness was essentially like a mental deficiency, but for them, it was just as weird to always having someone walk up and say, "I love you" in sign language as it would have been for a kid who could hear to always have someone approach them and say the words.
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Here's another. I played tee ball and was ok, but when I moved up to the next level where kids actually pitched the ball, I didn't get a hit the entire year, but I was the kid who was always the first to run up and yell, "Good game!" to the other team no matter how badly we had played. As such, I won the sportsmanship award every year I played (it was the only award for which I was ever eligible). Well, much to the chagrin of my father, who would just silently hang his head after every game, my bat didn't even make contact with the ball, with one exception. In the VERY last game of the season, I hit the ball but got thrown out at first. After the game, I excitedly ran up to my dad, exclaiming, "I got a hit! Did you see me get a hit?" To which my dad, head hung low, grumbled, "You didn't get a hit." I was never the athlete my dad hoped I would be, but fortunately we still managed to form bonds over other interests (like watching sports, instead of playing them).
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Mr. Wretched wrote:
Lmao... I could totally picture how awkward that would have been at that age. Good stuff!Went to Red Lobster with my family when I was in middle school. We went in, and the hostess asked my mom for her name because there were a lot of people there. Instead of giving our last name, she gave her first name, which is Gay. So we waited for a long time, and finally heard, "Gay party of four" called out in the crowded waiting room. Now, don't think I'm homophobic or anything, but as an awkward, nerdy middle school teenager, I was mortified because I was sure I could feel every head in the restaurant turn to look as the "Gay party of four" walked by.
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Was in a swimming competitiom
And actually had to quit in the middle of a race because my goggles came of and wrapped around my neck..... I hate quitting, i was so pissed -
On a vacation in Paris, at the louvre, I was looking at the Mona Lisa and yelled out, "hey! I've seen that before. I saw it on bugs bunny!!"
My parents never let me forget it.
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When I was about 3 or 4, I thought I was supposed to marry my mother.
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8
I began to sing opera in olive garden.
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I had my locker next to the girl I have a six year crush on (I cant move on its annoying) but thats a different story. I was wearing shorts that were kinda loose and I had this long hard thing sticking out from the depths of my pants that I couldnt hide. But the hallways was crowded so I thought no one would see it. But i walked by and accodentally smashed in right onto her butt. I acted like it was a book but she knew what it was. For the next 4 days I avoided her just because it was awkward then winter break camr and I think she forgot about it by the end of it. That was embarrassing along with the time I had a huge fart coming and I was with friends and we're all boys so we thought it was hilarious when I pushed it out. I did too until I realized I shat a little in my pants and I couldnt change so i went into a porta-potty and just took my underwear off and went commando the rest of the day. I didnt know what to do with my stinky boxers so I threw them in a stream.
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Zonkey27 wrote:
Wow. That would be pretty horrifying. I guess you could have used that moment to let her know how you feel about her, but then again, I guess that's sort of what you did. 😜I had my locker next to the girl I have a six year crush on (I cant move on its annoying) but thats a different story. I was wearing shorts that were kinda loose and I had this long hard thing sticking out from the depths of my pants that I couldnt hide. But the hallways was crowded so I thought no one would see it. But i walked by and accodentally smashed in right onto her butt. I acted like it was a book but she knew what it was.
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Zonkey27 wrote:
By the way, I know how ya feel with the crush. It was a looong time ago now, but between 2nd and 8th grade, I also had a 6-year crush on a girl. Never felt adequate and so I never did anything about it. At 34, I can't say I really feel any regret now as it was so long ago and life went on, but if you really like her, find a way to make an effort to let her know. Sounds terrifying now, I'm sure, but if she says no, at least you'll have tried. Nothing gained if you don't try, but nothing lost if you try but are turned down because you can't really lose what you don't have. It might hurt briefly if you get turned down, but as in other areas of life, the pain will significantly lessen over time until the crush is just a distant memory. But then again, she might say yes. 👍I had my locker next to the girl I have a six year crush on (I cant move on its annoying) but thats a different story.
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Λʟɛҡøғχ🔫⭕🇺🇸 wrote:
SameI crapped my pants in the first grade was terrible
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N_O_O_B wrote:
I did this too in first or second grade. Went in the bathroom, threw out my underwear, and went commando for the rest of the day.Λʟɛҡøғχ🔫⭕🇺🇸 wrote:
SameI crapped my pants in the first grade was terrible
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Mr. Wretched wrote:
lol yeaZonkey27 wrote:
Wow. That would be pretty horrifying. I guess you could have used that moment to let her know how you feel about her, but then again, I guess that's sort of what you did. 😜I had my locker next to the girl I have a six year crush on (I cant move on its annoying) but thats a different story. I was wearing shorts that were kinda loose and I had this long hard thing sticking out from the depths of my pants that I couldnt hide. But the hallways was crowded so I thought no one would see it. But i walked by and accodentally smashed in right onto her butt. I acted like it was a book but she knew what it was.
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