A Little Self-inflicted Humor.

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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 19, 2012

I figured out something slightly funny about me today, and I thought I'd share it.
I was born on December 29. While it is true that December birthdays suck because parents always want to combine your birthday and christmas which invariably leads to less presents in proportion to your siblings, that is not why my specific birthday is hilarious.
After finding one of those birthday meaning sites(horoscope, lucky numbers, etc.), I punched in my birthday, and noticed that they gave you the date of conception. Mine read April 7th. However, I was 6 days late in coming out(Didn't want to leave my bachelor pad; speaking of which, when I came out I was 10 lbs. Sorry mom!).
This means I was conceived on April 1st. The comic potential here is unmistakable. Here's a couple thoughts I had about the day I was made.
Scenario #1
After couitus
Mom: Honey where's the condom?!?
Dad: April Fools!
Mom: 😨
Scenario #2
Dad: Honey why is the birth control medication in the trash?
Mom: April Fools!
Dad: 😨
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jul 19, 2012

😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
Killer Khalsa Jul 19, 2012

Worst. Thread. Ever
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

I laughed pretty hard at this. Well done Bean. A little levity is needed 👍
RW🍄 Jul 19, 2012

😂😂😂😂😂😂lol nice one
De Rick Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

April fools!
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 19, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I laughed pretty hard at this. Well done Bean. A little levity is needed 👍

Yeah, I've been waiting to whip this little tidbit out; the forums were a bit depressing today.
RW🍄 Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

Who shit In your twinkie?😉
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

Well it's a good thing you contribute so much to GD then right?
Oh, wait, you just troll the lounge for porn. My mistake.
Killer Khalsa Jul 19, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

Well it's a good thing you contribute so much to GD then right?
Oh, wait, you just troll the lounge for porn. My mistake.
Timetodie
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

Well it's a good thing you contribute so much to GD then right?
Oh, wait, you just troll the lounge for porn. My mistake.
Timetodie
Oh, attack a person after he combats your inherently negative post. That's real mature.
RW🍄 Jul 19, 2012

Are u cereal right now killer salsa cement shoed me! Should I horse head him back? I'll take a vote!😜
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Worst. Thread. Ever

Well it's a good thing you contribute so much to GD then right?
Oh, wait, you just troll the lounge for porn. My mistake.
Timetodie
Oh, attack a person after he combats your inherently negative post. That's real mature.
He leveled multiple turf. Capped two. And carbombed like 6 or 7. Too bad that was a tickle compared to what I get from twfc.
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.
Killer Khalsa Jul 19, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I think it's hilarious. How many refills did you use?
Killer Khalsa Jul 19, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I think it's hilarious. How many refills did you use?
3. I have a lot. Never used them before
RW🍄 Jul 19, 2012

I care Grimm!
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I think it's hilarious. How many refills did you use?
3. I have a lot. Never used them before
The attack counter jumped by 10 every time. You're efficient I'll give you that. Thanks for the xp.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jul 19, 2012

Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I care :P
I think he's used 4 now
ȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ Jul 19, 2012

April fools he isn't really your child!
Dad:😨
Killer Khalsa Jul 19, 2012

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I care :P
I think he's used 4 now

3. I stopped. Dont care anymore
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 19, 2012

ᎻᎩᏢᎬᎡ☪☢ᎷᏢᏝᎬ⚔ wrote:
April fools he isn't really your child!
Dad:😨

Me: 😨
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 19, 2012

Bean, that has to be the funniest shit I've read in awhile. Btw, my day is two days before yours. Late December bdays suck!
RW🍄 Jul 19, 2012

🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
ᎻᎩᏢᎬᎡ☪☢ᎷᏢᏝᎬ⚔ wrote:
April fools he isn't really your child!
Dad:😨

Me: 😨
Me😱
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 19, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I think it's hilarious. How many refills did you use?
3. I have a lot. Never used them before
The attack counter jumped by 10 every time. You're efficient I'll give you that. Thanks for the xp.
We're just as bad grimm😉
Ꭱ3V Jul 19, 2012

🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Killer Khalsa wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Bahaha!! He's still attacking me. It's hilarious. I wonder how many stam refills he's used.

No one cares ;)
I think it's hilarious. How many refills did you use?
3. I have a lot. Never used them before
The attack counter jumped by 10 every time. You're efficient I'll give you that. Thanks for the xp.
We're just as bad grimm😉
Baha! Truth ✊