Turfa's super-dooper wiz-bang alliance of amazing shit
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So I'm creating an alliance. To be a member, you have to have a mob of any amount, but you have to have a cool name. You must be able to rap, and you have to attack my friend 12 times. His name is Nick, and he claims to have created this game. You have to send me a pair of cement shoes (I'm collecting them) and you have to have at least 79 turf. Together, we will rule my empire, but I will rule you with a digital fist made of iron. And cement. If I get enough shoes. So join! And be my minions!
But Bruenor and Hyena are my left hand and left foot men, respectively. That is, they respect me and do my every command. Or they'll be out. So yeah, join!
Turfa's super-dooper wiz-bang alliance. Lol. ✌
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What's with the lol at the end?
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I'll join.
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What's an alliance?
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Me too, where do I sign?
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Do you have 🍺 &💃? I so count me in! 😊
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
So you count yourself in?Do you have 🍺 &💃? I so count me in! 😊
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Count me in
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I think I fit the criteria?!?
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Can we have ice cream?
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I'm in! I think...
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Ill join
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Super-dooper wiz-bang Alliance!!! I've been searching for something like this😜 especially if there is ice cream involved
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Yo Yo, here's a pair of concrete shoes,
I hope you don't get the blues ,
So are ya gonna let me hang,
With the super duper wiz-bang gang. -
Yay, rapping and ice cream
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Here Nicky Nicky Nicky.....Shit, too far away.
I'll attack him verbally with 12 suggestions on how to make the game better. Will that do? -
Oh yeah, I forgot. My freezer broke. So no ice-cream. But I have garlic bread! Where's Dmitri when ya want him. Guy's terrible. Never handy. Like superman. Dang it. But yeah, you can bring ice-cream if you want! 😜
Turfa's super-dooper wiz-bang alliance. Join it. And send more shoes! Lol. ✌
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
How many have you got?Oh yeah, I forgot. My freezer broke. So no ice-cream. But I have garlic bread! Where's Dmitri when ya want him. Guy's terrible. Never handy. Like superman. Dang it. But yeah, you can bring ice-cream if you want! 😜
Turfa's super-dooper wiz-bang alliance. Join it. And send more shoes! Lol. ✌
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
To be honest, I was a little disappointed. I only received 3 pairs of shoes. But I got a lot of messages asking about my alliance, I got one asking me what an alliance was, and I got several asking me which alliance I was a member of. 😳♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
How many have you got?Oh yeah, I forgot. My freezer broke. So no ice-cream. But I have garlic bread! Where's Dmitri when ya want him. Guy's terrible. Never handy. Like superman. Dang it. But yeah, you can bring ice-cream if you want! 😜
Turfa's super-dooper wiz-bang alliance. Join it. And send more shoes! Lol. ✌
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Lmao
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Darn, I need to cap more…
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Roflmao
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So Turfa, I think I fulfilled all requirements, am I in? and what's my rank and title? Bruener
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YOU wrote:
Bruener and Hyena are your left and right limbs, so give me a spot.So Turfa, I think I fulfilled all requirements, am I in? and what's my rank and title? Bruener
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"Bruenor" sorry.
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
No they aren't. They're my Left Hand and Left Leg men. You can be my Right Foot man. Hehe - you get get to clean the royal noob kingdom-hall toilets 😄YOU wrote:
Bruener and Hyena are your left and right limbs, so give me a spot.So Turfa, I think I fulfilled all requirements, am I in? and what's my rank and title? Bruener
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I'll get right on that cap'n Turfa!
Hope those damn trolls didn't smear shit all over the walls again! 💩🚽💩 -
😹😹😹😹
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I'm your left hand?
Seriously...Why you hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself, why your hitting yourself......
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Im in
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I am your adviser remember?
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