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Аляска Jul 15, 2012

A 70 year old man was looking at his vegetable patch one day when he decided ok it is time to plant my tomatoes. Unfortunately his only son who was in the prison was the one who allways dug up his plot for him, so he decided to right him a short letter, he wrote: hey son how are you doing? It is time to plant my tomatoes in the plot but i have no body to turn the land. I am missing you so as soon as you Are back please dig my plot for me.
The next day he recieved this letter:
DAD DONT DIG THE PLOT UP THATS WHERE THE DEAD BODIES ARE!
The FBI turned up and started digging up the plot but found nothing so they apoligized to the old man and left, he recieved a letter two days later saying:
There you go paps plant your vegetables now thats the only way i could think off to plow your land.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 Jul 16, 2012

Why did Jerry drop his truck? He was hit by an ice cream...
wait a second..
Ultimonster Jul 16, 2012

Once I found some money on the side of the road. I then took it to the candy shop and bought my favorite chocolate bar. Inside was a golden ticket. I'm color blind so I threw it away.
UnknownAssassin Jul 16, 2012

William was walking down the road when he saw a meteorite. He thought it was so amazing.

Then he went home and saw his house was on fire.