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Favorite Move Quote

• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jul 15, 2012

  nateweger wrote:

  "I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"
  "Aim for the bushes"
  "If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend!"
  Etc etc etc
  The Other Guys
  

  I don't like you when your piss hits the urinal it sounds femine.
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jul 15, 2012

  MARVLAS wrote:

  "Alright fuck the cup...how about I give u 10cents & u can just pour it in my hand"
  

  Hawaii 50 will not get this reference.
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jul 15, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Dante: 37?! You sucked 37 🍆?!?! ...try not to suck any 🍆 on your way through the parking lot!
  ....my girlfriend sucked 37 🍆.
  Randall: in a row?
  

  This entire movie is my fav quote list.

  I go down on you with 3 other guys make like a circus seal. What I hate guys I LOVE WOMEN.

  Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
• Add: KOZY Jul 15, 2012

  Hey Derek, you know what's good for a hurt shoulder?
  What?
  If you lick my butthole
• Add: KOZY Jul 15, 2012

  It's like masturbating in a time machine
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jul 15, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  "He treats objects like women", Jeff Lewbowski on Jackie Treehorn.
  

  I'll suck your c*** for 1000$
• Аляска Jul 15, 2012

  Oh my mother of lanta.... YOU SCRATCHED MY CD!
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 15, 2012

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  "He treats objects like women", Jeff Lewbowski on Jackie Treehorn.
  

  Sometimes you eat the beaaar sometimes the beaaar eats you.

  Lol. I instantly love this guy B.M.F.
  "life is so long and little to do"*
  * not exact.
• Add: KOZY Jul 15, 2012

  My name is Dale, but you can call me dragon.
  My name is Brennan, but you can call me nighthawk.

  It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

  Why are you so sweaty?
  I was watching cops.

  We put liquid paper on a bee... It died.
• Dirtyjerms Jul 15, 2012

  Nice Natalie wrote:

  What we have here, is failure to communicate

  Name the movie and I'll put your invite code on a turf. No googling!!
  

  Cool Hand Luke
  Old, but good movie
• ✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 15, 2012

  Just remember whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you.
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Jul 15, 2012

  "I'm a goofy goober. Yeah! Your a goofy goober. Yeah! We're all goofy goobers. Yeah! Goofy goofy goofy goober Yeah!!!"
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Jul 15, 2012

  "you killed it!!
  No I didn't it's just sleeping."
• 🏈ℳ∆ཞ℣ℒѧṩ仐̫仐🏉 Jul 15, 2012

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  MARVLAS wrote:

  "Alright fuck the cup...how about I give u 10cents & u can just pour it in my hand"
  

  Hawaii 50 will not get this reference.

  "Show me a beautiful woman & I'll show u someone that's tired of fuckin her!!
  ...same actor!
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jul 15, 2012

  I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! -Monty Python, the Holy Grail
  Dodge this. -Trinity, Matrix
  And when we came home, our father would cut us up into little pieces with a bread knife! -Monty Pythons Four Yorkshiremen sketch

  I could go on and on and on about hilarious Monty Python quotes.
• 🔲ً大Фཀཀ¥།ㄹㅐλИDᎦ🔲 Jul 15, 2012

  Zerø wrote:

  Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
  V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. - V for vendetta
  

  Nvm this 👆👆👆👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
• Subhumann8 Jul 15, 2012

  I'm already pregnant.. What other shenanigans can I get into???
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jul 15, 2012

  Screw you and your damn union! -Homers dad, October Sky
  Jeez buddy you gonna drown? -said to Matty while wearing his red vest when walking down a 50s era street after time travelling, Back to the Future
• Al Capone' Jul 15, 2012

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
• Zerø Jul 15, 2012

  Al Capone' wrote:

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
  

  But which one? 😳
• 🍃⚡Πατнαπ⚡🍃 Jul 15, 2012

  Zerø wrote:

  Al Capone' wrote:

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
  

  But which one? 😳

  Casino Royale
• 🍃⚡Πατнαπ⚡🍃 Jul 15, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Zerø wrote:

  Al Capone' wrote:

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
  

  But which one? 😳

  Casino Royale

  2006
• Al Capone' Jul 15, 2012

  🍃⚡Πατнαπ⚡🍃 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Zerø wrote:

  Al Capone' wrote:

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
  

  But which one? 😳

  Casino Royale

  2006

  Thank you
• GreenManXphile Jul 15, 2012

  -"Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!"
  -"Look kid. You're a loser. Your parents had to pay grown men to come and play with you today, because kids collectively, on a whole, think you suck."

  Both from Shakes the Clown. Funniest stoner movie in the world.
• lucky rochiano Jul 15, 2012

  The path of the ritious man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Joules, Pulp Fiction
• Traüger🏃Retired Jul 15, 2012

  Al Capone' wrote:

  The names Bond, James Bond
  You know what movie 😉
  

  I can't wait to see skyfall in November.
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jul 15, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Telly: virgins...I love 'em.

  Casper: it's dumb hot out, yo.
  

  Baby I love you. I want to buy you a corn dog.
• ᎠR☠ULZᎽ✯И~山~Я✧ Jul 15, 2012

  Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
• lucky rochiano Jul 15, 2012

  He called the shit poop.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 15, 2012

  ℑབ།༨ཇའ4།༏۴ཇ™ wrote:

  "whatever doesn't kill you simply makes u a little.... Stranger."

  "I'm a man of my word. HAHAHAHAHA"

  "watch this, I'll make this pencil disappear *head smash table* TADA its gone.."

  "never start with the head, it makes the victim fuzzy *smash hand*. See?"

  Basically every line the joker has in the dark knight. My name may be joker but that shots golden
  

  His name was Heath Ledger. That man was a legend. He'll be fondly remembered and sorely missed by his fellow Australians for a long time to come.

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