Stop Channel Surfing!

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PARKOUR MASTER Jul 13, 2012

Warning: Offensive Ranting Ahead, lol.

I’m so sick and tired of watching TV at a friends house, where they are in possession of the almighty remote control, and not being able to watch all of a single show, simply because my friend is apparently deathly allergic to fucking commercials. Seriously, anybody who is guilty of channel A.D.D., please know that your friend doesn’t give two shits if he has to sit though 4 or 5 advertisements to finish a show. If I’m ever at your house, you are going to put the remote on the other side of the god damn room, and you’re going to sit though all the head-on and viagra commercials. Because if you so much as flick one channel away, with promises to return to that channel in a few minutes (which you never fucking do), I will break off all of your fingers, one by one.

Try using a remote with no fingers, you television roulette assholes.

Have a nice day.

Sorry, just had to get that out there, I'm so sick of people doing that.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jul 13, 2012

You must be alright if you have time to complain.
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Jul 13, 2012

My dad does that and them he complains when he misses something
maklovio Jul 13, 2012

I hate that to
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jul 13, 2012

Tell them to turn on Turner Classic Movies. No commercials ftw!
ᎡᎯ༈ᏑᏲ Jul 13, 2012

I know its so fricking stupid. My sister does that all the time and I'm like "just leave the god man channel alone!!!!"
ℳ₳ɳϮişℛȩℒiɠiʘʂ₳ Jul 13, 2012

Ahh, the miracle of DVR. 😌
👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 Jul 13, 2012

First World Problem.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 13, 2012

I never could get through Horton hears a who. My ex's kid would ALWAYS turn it off in the middle. It drove me crazy.
Ex Tuh Cee Jul 13, 2012

I can honestly relate to this. 😰
Nevi Jul 13, 2012

This is easy to overcome. Modern remote controls come equipped with a mute button. This butting silences the sound while still allowing you to monitor the channel for your show to return.
ϻ͞ċČµя͟ɗƖҽ Jul 13, 2012

Roger That wrote:
Tell them to turn on Turner Classic Movies. No commercials ftw!

Same goes for adult swim and Boomerang. Gotta love Turner broadcasting.