Here ye! Here ye! Free the Queens pants!
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Once upon a time there was a Queen. She was a fair Queen and civil to all that she meets. Unfortunatly, this Queen dated what she thought once to be a King but he ended up being a mere thief! She had help chasing this thief out of her TW kingdom long ago but alas! He snuck back in. His charming ways deceived her once again! She allowed a meeting with this thief last night and ended up in a squabble! He left her palace in an uproar and in doing so, took her most coveted sleeping pant attire! The Queen vows to continue to declare vengeance on the turf trail he used to sneak back into her TW Kingdom until her royal pants are returned!! Free the pants! Free the pants!
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Here here! Bring ye olde pantaloons hither!
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Dirty motorcycle riding pants thief! I shall get into your pants my queen. And recover them with brute strength.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Thank you Sir Grimm! Your knightly efforts are appreciated. To get in my pants is a great feat. There shall be many dangers ahead. I commend you in your efforts to return the prized pants.Dirty motorcycle riding pants thief! I shall get into your pants my queen. And recover them with brute strength.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
He'll use his dildo to do it.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Thank you Sir Grimm! Your knightly efforts are appreciated. To get in my pants is a great feat. There shall be many dangers ahead. I commend you in your efforts to return the prized pants.Dirty motorcycle riding pants thief! I shall get into your pants my queen. And recover them with brute strength.
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Grimm, thou art not worthy for thy fair and beautiful Queen needs but a true King to venge her pants. I shall have that honor me lady!
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💀nobody💀 wrote:
I'll not be needing the dildo sir. As it happens I'm very well versed in the art of getting into pants. They shall be recovered in short order.Queen Nicole wrote:
He'll use his dildo to do it.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Thank you Sir Grimm! Your knightly efforts are appreciated. To get in my pants is a great feat. There shall be many dangers ahead. I commend you in your efforts to return the prized pants.Dirty motorcycle riding pants thief! I shall get into your pants my queen. And recover them with brute strength.
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⚔Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy⚔ wrote:
A fair and noble King.. Doest thine eyes deceive me?!?!Grimm, thou art not worthy for thy fair and beautiful Queen needs but a true King to venge her pants. I shall have that honor me lady!
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My lady, who is thief that stole your pants? I will seek him out and I swear on my sword I will avenge you and get them back.
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The thief has messaged me pretending to be a mere peasant. But do not let that fool you my courageous knights. For after the the forced capture of his turfs long ago and his cowardly reset, he forgot to delete the words exchanged privately in the past days of war. You do not fool me thief! The Queen shall fight for her pants.
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My fairest and most beautiful Queen, I vow to avenge thy honor once again. I shall do my best to eliminate this scourge from the Kingdom of Minnesota once and for all.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
He hides in the ER cowering behind the nurses. Come out from there peasant!The thief has messaged me pretending to be a mere peasant. But do not let that fool you my courageous knights. For after the the forced capture of his turfs long ago and his cowardly reset, he forgot to delete the words exchanged privately in the past days of war. You do not fool me thief! The Queen shall fight for her pants.
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Big Steve99 wrote:
Sir Steve!! My gallant knight! He has returned to bring justice to my fair kingdom once again. The thief now fleas to expand his territory but thy fair Don has granted me a ticket of flight to make sure he does not get far!My fairest and most beautiful Queen, I vow to avenge thy honor once again. I shall do my best to eliminate this scourge from the Kingdom of Minnesota once and for all.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Thou eyes see but the truth that thou heart seek. name that scoundrel and I will assure that his upgrades are looted & his turfs plundered to 1 infl. His cement shoes shall hang from the rafters and he shall not run cause the morsels steed shall be left with not but a horse head to stop his flight. Name him my Queen!⚔Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy⚔ wrote:
A fair and noble King.. Doest thine eyes deceive me?!?!Grimm, thou art not worthy for thy fair and beautiful Queen needs but a true King to venge her pants. I shall have that honor me lady!
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⚔Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy⚔ wrote:
My heart leaps with joy! The traitor to thy kingdom and thy pants has made himself apprent on thine wall speaking words of noob. But do not be weary dear knights for this is no noob. His name speaks of fire yet his fire shall grow dim and the Pants shall prevail!Queen Nicole wrote:
Thou eyes see but the truth that thou heart seek. name that scoundrel and I will assure that his upgrades are looted & his turfs plundered to 1 infl. His cement shoes shall hang from the rafters and he shall not run cause the morsels steed shall be left with not but a horse head to stop his flight. Name him my Queen!⚔Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy⚔ wrote:
A fair and noble King.. Doest thine eyes deceive me?!?!Grimm, thou art not worthy for thy fair and beautiful Queen needs but a true King to venge her pants. I shall have that honor me lady!
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Pardon m'Lady, but thou shalt not sleepeth another fortnight without thine pantaloons. My Bus and I shall ride at first dawn to avenge my fair maiden. Revenge shall be as sweet as a thousand kisses from her royal majesty!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
My fairest bus!! I toast to you with my flowing wine for your generous loyalty. As my bum grows cold and weary.Pardon m'Lady, but thou shalt not sleepeth another fortnight without thine pantaloons. My Bus and I shall ride at first dawn to avenge my fair maiden. Revenge shall be as sweet as a thousand kisses from her royal majesty!
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Alas!! I shall covet thine fair bum and keep it warm and cozy! Thou shalt not quiver as long as I have heat within my body, air in my lungs, and a divine right to fight for the royal pantaloons!༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
My fairest bus!! I toast to you with my flowing wine for your generous loyalty. As my bum grows cold and weary.Pardon m'Lady, but thou shalt not sleepeth another fortnight without thine pantaloons. My Bus and I shall ride at first dawn to avenge my fair maiden. Revenge shall be as sweet as a thousand kisses from her royal majesty!
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I'm gonna need you all to pee in these little cups...
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Dino Marchetti wrote:
🍺 here ya go. Just don't drink it.I'm gonna need you all to pee in these little cups...
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Dino Marchetti wrote:
No can do. Contract says I don't have to do that. It's for the best trust me.I'm gonna need you all to pee in these little cups...
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Dino Marchetti wrote:
Only cup I'm pissin' in is your coffee cup bub!I'm gonna need you all to pee in these little cups...
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Queen Nicole wrote:
They doest my beauteous queen for your king is here! I shall find this scum kicking fiendish peasent and smight him once and for all!⚔Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy⚔ wrote:
A fair and noble King.. Doest thine eyes deceive me?!?!Grimm, thou art not worthy for thy fair and beautiful Queen needs but a true King to venge her pants. I shall have that honor me lady!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Where he's for going, I ain't much for knowing, Follow the marks of the dust that he's blowin, hold fast to my ax, get another fer throwin, he who stole your pants, down forever they're goingPardon m'Lady, but thou shalt not sleepeth another fortnight without thine pantaloons. My Bus and I shall ride at first dawn to avenge my fair maiden. Revenge shall be as sweet as a thousand kisses from her royal majesty!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Great. Now anything smooth I have to say is just going to suck. 😒༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Where he's for going, I ain't much for knowing, Follow the marks of the dust that he's blowin, hold fast to my ax, get another fer throwin, he who stole your pants, down forever they're goingPardon m'Lady, but thou shalt not sleepeth another fortnight without thine pantaloons. My Bus and I shall ride at first dawn to avenge my fair maiden. Revenge shall be as sweet as a thousand kisses from her royal majesty!
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My dearest Queen it is with great honor that I am to inform you that I come upon several of this thief's hideouts. Two of which have been invaded and shall never be used by this tyrant ever again. I have staked out several other places this scoundrel is known to have been located, my forces are ready to attack at dawn. I look forward to giving you further good reports of my conquest.
I shall reclaim thy beloved sleeping garment post haste, and collect my handsome reward.
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All this talk of pants confuses me.😣
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Queenie, I'm some guy from the rez. I don't know nothing about some fancy schmancy royal panties. But if you really want this guy to take a walk in the woods and never come back then just say the word.
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Dino Marchetti wrote:
😳 oh shit🏃*runs away*I'm gonna need you all to pee in these little cups...
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😂funny thread. "divine right to fight for the divine pantaloons."
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
All this talk of pants confuses me.😣
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
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