Attention Walmart shoppers!

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✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 10, 2012

I messed up. I went shopping at The Walmart tonight.

Normally I avoid this place like the plague, however I knew there was sale on a certain item I was after.

While there I went through the pharmacy section because i wanted to pickup some baby aspirin. As I round the corner to the pain medication isle I spot a morbidly obese welfare queen smacking her child around and calling her stupid. I'm generally not one to tolerate bad behavior, so I politely (at least I tried to be polite) asked her not to hit her daughter or call her stupid.

Apparently; civil discourse is lost upon mouth breathing, baby hitting fatties. She began calling me almost every name and profanity known to mankind. (not that that offends me, I spent a decade as a paratrooper in the army, I know how to curse). Rather than make a scene I walked away.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 10, 2012

If her obviously traumatized child had not been present I would have responded. However; for the sake of her child I walked away.

Then I had an epiphany. I quickly scurried around The Walmart gathering my supplies. Then I posted myself near the checkout lanes.

I got in line behind he aforementioned welfare queen and kept quiet as she proceeded to check out.

Just as the checker was telling her her total I seized my opportunity.
ϻ͞ċČµя͟ɗƖҽ Jul 10, 2012

Go on?
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 10, 2012

Bad parenting is bad parenting. In many states it's not child abuse unless they leave a mark or injure the child. In other words, what that mother's doing is reprehensible but I probably wouldn't have stepped in unless it was illegal. My heart is with yours though bro - it's too bad we couldnt sterilize her.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 10, 2012

I threw a box of condoms, a giant tube of vagisil, and a parenting magazine on the belt and loudly announced, "I think these are your as well."

The dumbfounded look on her face was priceless!

With that I made my exit from The Walmart. It was only when I got to my car I realized I had forgotten to purchase the item I had gone to get in the first place. I guess I can do without, I sure as hell ain't going back!
Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ Jul 10, 2012

Lol that's awesome except for the part where the child gets hit
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jul 10, 2012

ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
I threw a box of condoms, a giant tube of vagisil, and a parenting magazine on the belt and loudly announced, "I think these are your as well."

The dumbfounded look on her face was priceless!

With that I made my exit from The Walmart. It was only when I got to my car I realized I had forgotten to purchase the item I had gone to get in the first place. I guess I can do without, I sure as hell ain't going back!

Badass response ✊
Warhero0014 Jul 10, 2012

Lol! Nice!😂
💀Pingas Jul 10, 2012

Lol
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 10, 2012

Unfortunately her poor daughter has to put up with her for years to come.
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Jul 10, 2012

👏👏👏
ϻ͞ċČµя͟ɗƖҽ Jul 10, 2012

ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
I threw a box of condoms, a giant tube of vagisil, and a parenting magazine on the belt and loudly announced, "I think these are your as well."

The dumbfounded look on her face was priceless!

With that I made my exit from The Walmart. It was only when I got to my car I realized I had forgotten to purchase the item I had gone to get in the first place. I guess I can do without, I sure as hell ain't going back!

Wait, Vagisil is a real thing? /suddenclarityclarence
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Jul 10, 2012

I commend you, sir. 👏👏👏
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 10, 2012

When i saw things like this i stare them down....i don't wven speak.They get the measage
Admiral May Jul 10, 2012

💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
When i saw things like this i stare them down....i don't wven speak.They get the measage

Use the LA Swat training technique, state them down, legs shoulder width apart, and thinking that you can tear them apart. The message is given to them so fast... Even arrogant people will start looking at their shoes. It works efficently
Ꭱ3V Jul 10, 2012

I like you.
Admiral May Jul 10, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I like you.

I think we all do
whette fartze Jul 10, 2012

Badass moment. I can't say I would have reacted the same way you did, kudos
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 10, 2012

Admiral May wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I like you.

I think we all do
👍👍👍👍
Quality👌
E=MC(Hammer) Jul 10, 2012

✊like a boss!!👊
maklovio Jul 10, 2012

Good thinking
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 10, 2012

ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
I threw a box of condoms, a giant tube of vagisil, and a parenting magazine on the belt and loudly announced, "I think these are your as well."

The dumbfounded look on her face was priceless!

With that I made my exit from The Walmart. It was only when I got to my car I realized I had forgotten to purchase the item I had gone to get in the first place. I guess I can do without, I sure as hell ain't going back!

Winning!