I need some prank call ideas
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Got any
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No, I honestly don't.
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'Hello?'
'Hi, is your refrigerator running?'
'Ummm....yeah'
'WELL THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!' -
YOU wrote:
I forgot to mention that you hang up after yelling that last part.'Hello?'
'Hi, is your refrigerator running?'
'Ummm....yeah'
'WELL THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!' -
Call a pizza place ask them what pizza sizes they have in inches and when they tell you 12 24 etc be like man why u talking bout my dick ....... Or call a pizza place in Cali order a pizza when they ask for a phone number give them another pizza places restaurant or you can just call the cops and get arrested
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Rig a pizza to the address next door and go out and say they do this all the time man I'll give u 5 bucks for it
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You could call a pizza place and say you are mcdonalds and would like to trade food, then call McDonald's and say you are a the pizza place and are sending a driver over to trade food.
Sounds complicated but I've actually orchestrated a food trade that neither manager actually desired
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gorilla kid wrote:
You. Are. A. Genius.Rig a pizza to the address next door and go out and say they do this all the time man I'll give u 5 bucks for it
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Call up nursing homes and ask to speak to non-existent "grandparents" then when the staff can't find the non-existent person, go irate and ask why they are keeping your grandparent from you.
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Nice Natalie wrote:
Not nice Natalie.:(Call up nursing homes and ask to speak to non-existent "grandparents" then when the staff can't find the non-existent person, go irate and ask why they are keeping your grandparent from you.
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🔔Ring ring🔔
Man answers - "Local Bowling Alley, how can I help you?"
You - "Yes, do you have ten pound balls?"
Bowling Alley Victim - "Yeah..."
You - "That sucks. Must be pretty hard to walk."
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I love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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saelo wrote:
😂👍🔔Ring ring🔔
Man answers - "Local Bowling Alley, how can I help you?"
You - "Yes, do you have ten pound balls?"
Bowling Alley Victim - "Yeah..."
You - "That sucks. Must be pretty hard to walk."
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add MISSION wrote:
That would be a really fun thing to do drunk...I love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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Call McDonald and tell them you're stuck in the play center. Tell them you went up there trying to get your kid and got stuck in the tube. Lol they will go out there looking for you. Then they'll be like I don't see you. Just keep insisting you're there and it's hot and hard to breath. Lol until you get tired of it. Then you can hang up lol
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gorilla kid wrote:
Wait by rig a pizza to next door you mean tell the pizza place your neighbors address...then how does that work?Rig a pizza to the address next door and go out and say they do this all the time man I'll give u 5 bucks for it
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Ask McDonalds how much there 1$ sweet tea is, theyll give you a free one
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Ive tried to ask burger king why there was a mysterious substance on my bigmac. Succeeded in chewing them out for 20 minutes
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Surf n' Turf wrote:
That actually sounds like a good idea.gorilla kid wrote:
Wait by rig a pizza to next door you mean tell the pizza place your neighbors address...then how does that work?Rig a pizza to the address next door and go out and say they do this all the time man I'll give u 5 bucks for it
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
I've done this. I was staying at a friends house, and ordered 5 large pizzas without telling anyone. I ate a lot of pizza at my friends family's expense.Surf n' Turf wrote:
That actually sounds like a good idea.gorilla kid wrote:
Wait by rig a pizza to next door you mean tell the pizza place your neighbors address...then how does that work?Rig a pizza to the address next door and go out and say they do this all the time man I'll give u 5 bucks for it
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
That's actually a really good idea! 😹😹 I'm definitely going to do that at a burgerkingCall McDonald and tell them you're stuck in the play center. Tell them you went up there trying to get your kid and got stuck in the tube. Lol they will go out there looking for you. Then they'll be like I don't see you. Just keep insisting you're there and it's hot and hard to breath. Lol until you get tired of it. Then you can hang up lol
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So if some one calls and you dont want to talk to them then answer and say, "John's whore house you got the dough, we got the hoe. How may I help you?" lol it works every time
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
I just answer "hello, this is _____. I'd like to order a large meat lovers pizza."So if some one calls and you dont want to talk to them then answer and say, "John's whore house you got the dough, we got the hoe. How may I help you?" lol it works every time
"what?"
"I'm sorry, you must have the wrOng number"
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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
HahaᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
I just answer "hello, this is _____. I'd like to order a large meat lovers pizza."So if some one calls and you dont want to talk to them then answer and say, "John's whore house you got the dough, we got the hoe. How may I help you?" lol it works every time
"what?"
"I'm sorry, you must have the wrOng number"
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add MISSION wrote:
Oh you're so cool bro! What a rebel! I'm guessing you don't have a job. So can't appreciate what it waste of time and food and money that is. You know that those pizzas aren't conjured up by the magical pizza wizards right? Someone actually had to take the time to make them. And then throw them all away. Ten pizzas would feed quite a few hungry people. But hey fuck it, it ain't coming outta your pocket right so who gives a shitI love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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Man: "hello, Valvetta pizzas"
You: "oh hi, do you do Liver?"
Man: "no, sorry"
You: "you don't deliver?!"
Man: " oh deliver, yes we do"
You: "cool, I'll have a liver and onion pizza please" -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👍👍👍add MISSION wrote:
Oh you're so cool bro! What a rebel! I'm guessing you don't have a job. So can't appreciate what it waste of time and food and money that is. You know that those pizzas aren't conjured up by the magical pizza wizards right? Someone actually had to take the time to make them. And then throw them all away. Ten pizzas would feed quite a few hungry people. But hey fuck it, it ain't coming outta your pocket right so who gives a shitI love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
Old Grimm. Actually bringing the logic I couldn't be bothered to type into this thread. -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Actually, I have a friend who used to work at pizza hut. When no one was there to receive the pizza on deliveries, they just brought them back and gave them to the employees after their shift. We did this kind of thing to get free pizza when he worked there.add MISSION wrote:
Oh you're so cool bro! What a rebel! I'm guessing you don't have a job. So can't appreciate what it waste of time and food and money that is. You know that those pizzas aren't conjured up by the magical pizza wizards right? Someone actually had to take the time to make them. And then throw them all away. Ten pizzas would feed quite a few hungry people. But hey fuck it, it ain't coming outta your pocket right so who gives a shitI love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
I kinda figure things like that are what's done. But when you're talking 10 pizzas that's ridiculous. And I'm sure not all places are as laid back like that. I used to work at Chilis and when food would go unclaimed we had to throw it away. If we ate it, it was considered stealing.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Actually, I have a friend who u✂add MISSION wrote:
Oh you're so cool bro! What a rebel! I'm guessing you don't have a job. So can't appreciate what it waste of time and food and money that is. You know that those pizzas aren't conjured up by the magical pizza wizards right? Someone actually had to take the time to make them. And then throw them all away. Ten pizzas would feed quite a few hungry people. But hey fuck it, it ain't coming outta your pocket right so who gives a shitI love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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Call a carpententry company and ask how long there 'cock'ing is? Then say wow that's small then hang up
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
They don't have a pizza wizard? Damn 😒add MISSION wrote:
Oh you're so cool bro! What a rebel! I'm guessing you don't have a job. So can't appreciate what it waste of time and food and money that is. You know that those pizzas aren't conjured up by the magical pizza wizards right? Someone actually had to take the time to make them. And then throw them all away. Ten pizzas would feed quite a few hungry people. But hey fuck it, it ain't coming outta your pocket right so who gives a shitI love ordering ten pizzas to a random address
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