You dont know jack shitt

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🏃💨fartex💩 Jul 7, 2012

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.
🏃💨fartex💩 Jul 7, 2012

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Ps, i didnt make this, but everytime i see, hear someone say jack shit, i think of this.
De Rick Jul 7, 2012

Rofl!!!!
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

Nice
MOB 'N ROB Jul 7, 2012

💩tastic!
chicken wing Jul 7, 2012

LMAO!
This is good!
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Eric. Jul 7, 2012

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࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 7, 2012

😂😂😂lol!😂😂😂😂
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jul 7, 2012

Ha ha that's some Gud Schitt right there!
🏃💨fartex💩 Jul 7, 2012

Thats what im saying....

I saw someone say jack shit in a thread somewhere, and everytime i see or hear that, i litteraly laugh my ass off...
And because if that ive had some strange reactions, until i start telling this little story.

Whoever came up with it, cudos to the guy...

Im just sorry it aint home brew stuff lolz
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 7, 2012

This is great! Quality👌
mr. Buttwipe Jul 7, 2012

I seen this on a shirt once, I swear, it was in gatlinburg TN
DarkSide™ Jul 7, 2012

Great! Lol
☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ Jul 7, 2012

Lmfao ... I had to respond to keep this on top 👍
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 7, 2012

The best part is the implied name of the fertilizer company, Needeep 'n' Schitt.